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12-09-2010 , 05:54 PM
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So i was curious about anal sex one day. I didnt want to have it for real cause there is god damn poop in there. So i came up with a fun way to simulate it minus the poop and the crack whore.

Step 1: grab a jar of Jam
Step 2: unscrew the lid to the jar of jam
Step 3: Microwave a bagel.
Step 4: Get duck tap
Step 5: duck tap the luke warm bagel to the business end of the jam jar
Step 6: I think you know what step six is.
Step 7: enjoy!

Pro tip: microwaving the jelly is also a good idea

Test it out fellas and tell me what you think
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12-09-2010 , 06:05 PM
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12-09-2010 , 07:02 PM
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so you are scared of poop, but the alternative is sticking your dick in jam?
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12-09-2010 , 07:15 PM
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tip: start with the plain, poppy seed is only for veterans
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12-09-2010 , 09:15 PM
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This thread is one of a kind:


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12-09-2010 , 10:52 PM
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Must be some kind of fowl fetish.
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12-09-2010 , 11:36 PM
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This thread is one of a kind:
LOL
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12-09-2010 , 11:41 PM
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There are 72 results for "grab a jar of Jam" but nowhere else in the world is it "step 1".
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12-09-2010 , 11:51 PM
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did you check for it being step 2, with step 1 grab a bagel?
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12-10-2010 , 12:14 AM
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Nope, let me know what you find.
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12-10-2010 , 12:44 AM
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lol wuts going on here
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12-10-2010 , 12:44 AM
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Adam Carolla said this, except his advice was to put poop in a jar rather than just using a run of the mill jar of jam.
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12-10-2010 , 03:35 AM
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It's difficult to convey how awesome this was, but my stomach hurts from laughing now.
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12-10-2010 , 03:35 AM
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Peanut butter imo.
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12-10-2010 , 07:14 AM
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Oh. My. God.

Too funny.
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12-10-2010 , 08:47 AM
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tell me more about duck tap
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12-10-2010 , 12:04 PM
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12-10-2010 , 03:09 PM
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12-10-2010 , 04:33 PM
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LOLLL
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12-10-2010 , 04:37 PM
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12-10-2010 , 06:54 PM
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No poop in Anal - they're all solid
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12-11-2010 , 12:40 AM
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you all crack me up so much
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12-11-2010 , 02:18 AM
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Peanut butter imo.
peanut butter seems more real.... haha funny thread
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12-11-2010 , 02:19 AM
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this thread is my new homepage
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12-11-2010 , 02:31 AM
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peanut butter seems more real.... haha funny thread
Depends if the hemorrhoids are flaring up.
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