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That looks like a great ****ing game doesn’t it? Imagine if they released something like THAT? It would take some kind of dedicated custom hardware to pull off something like this. Well I have good news, the console and game both exist; and we should all be VERY GRATEFUL for it.
Da ****? Why is "dedicated custom hardware" necessary to run that game? What is he even saying?
This article is just such incredible Nintendo ball-licking I can't help but want to punch the author in the face.
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Nintendo’s games are still as strong and fresh as they’ve ever been. People are playing them less because the landscape has changed, with mobile apps rotting people’s brains and a flood of misinformation, bad journalism and viral marketing taking over the media.
Go **** yourself you ****ing videogame hipster. Go back to 2003 when you were listening to The Shins before all the second-tier hipsters heard about them from Garden State. Except in this analogy The Shins are actually just Coldplay and people aren't listening to them because they've already heard the same album 20 times before you ****ing loser.
(apologies for the extreme amount of haterade in this post but holy **** is that article tilting)