I BEAT BIOMINE!!!!!!! OMG

He started doing the "I'm going to put mines outside your base, then run in and attack you and STIM AND OMGRUNAWAYSOFAST IF YOU COME AFTER ME thing, so I built like 4-8 swarm hosts and put them at the base he was sieging and he was like OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. They kept setting off the mines and made it so he couldn't sit there forever without taking annoying (though not that consequential) damage from the locusts, so he kinda left my bases alone.

Then when he left he typed "bg" instead of "gg" because HE SO MAD THAT HIS BITCH ASS LITTLE PLAYSTYLE DIDN'T WORK. HAHAHAHA SUCK A DICK

Seriously though, Terrans are SO BAD AT THIS GAME. He would run up the choke at the 3rd on Whirlwind, wait for me to send lings/banes at him, then just sprint away...and I would just pull back. He didn't stutter step vs my banes to make me pay for it, for example; he was just terrible and all he knew how to do was run away from engagements and pray the mine shots were good. He dropped me like once the whole game. He had a CC floating over a burrowed ling for like 10 minutes. And somehow he's in Platinum.

been spending a lot of time "learning" zerg, trying to decide what its gonna be for next season of ladder, and i might actually play. after getting hots and quitting my way to bronze, got to gold as P before getting bored but i kinda hate protoss, gettin tired of terran but im best at that. zerg is kinda fun, but it goes against terran lyfe to switch to z =x

also dont wanna get my mmr high with terran and try to change mid season

Switch! We can trade horror stories

Diamond -> Master: 1 game.

I run so good at mmr

GFY

Join the Swarm and you can be cool like me and gamboneeeee

lolblizzard gonna lolblizzard

SMIXXXXX

man i'm awful at this game. struggling to beat platinum and diamond players and their 2 base pushes!

I can't remember the last time a Protoss did anything other than a 2 base all in against me.

(actually, that's not true - I faced a cannon rush and a proxy 2rax yesterday also)

Goofy, do you hate Protoss or Terran more

T, by far. Protosses are just unimaginative and kind of pathetic, Terrans are actually bad at the game and get rewarded for it.

bonus points if you lost that 1 game

gonna lose my way back to gold then crush the ranks. show goofy how ezpz it is to beat bad terrans

Zergs tend to be whiny and annoying

^^

everythings imba and unfair to zerg. infestors are so bad, i mean you have to actually skill shot with them its so unfairrrrrrrrrrr

swarm hosts are even worse. you think you'd get like 50 free units each, but no, its only like 3...

I think infestors are perfect now. They're hard to use well, as they should be. Infested Terrans are straight useless, but that isn't a huge deal I guess.

Tell me about it.

gonna play some tonight after done grindin. when to make what is gonna be a big problem in all matchups for a while

^^ Typical mad Protoss

gamboneee, stream your Zerg adventures! I'll help you get to the top.

i was kidding guys

but all this starcraft racism gets tiring. I HAVE A DREAM

a dream where one day an scv might repair a gateway. where a mutalisk might warp in at a pylon. Where a marines and banelings might sit down as brothers and sisters.

Those dreams can become a reality

medivacs also heal broodlings. talk about op.

played pretty well tonight. but dat moment when an oracle shows up in your base and you have like 6 marines sitting at the front of your natural and no engibay... fuuuuuuuuuuu oracle





in unrelated news, turns out widow mines are really good against banelings