This had me laughing a lot

What kind of mouse is that btw. and how does it work?(srsly)

Those stats are pretty good hahaha

Hahahaha that is so good.

And this part is like the most true part and had me rolling

you roll the ball with your thumb instead of sliding your mouse around and having the laser move for you

lol with that thing and a laptop i wouldnt make it out of plat either

Without clicking those links on my phone bobman, I assume it's the one zvz I didn't quit out of cause he was random and I barely tried, and the zvp I lost to +2 blink stalker all in and was pretty behind on getting hive tech?

When you are a PC gamer that plays with a trackball, you deserve all the trolling you get IMO.

i dont even play with a wireless mouse cause its a noticeable downgrade.

trackball must be at least 1000x worse than a wireless mouse... insanity.

no wonder he hates widowmines so much

If you can make it to plat with that **** I'm impressed.

He might be the best trackball-Sc2player. Would love to see mvp playing with trackball only

ZvP: Ultras good unit in ZvP, after you lost a couple roach-hydra engagements to the mass storm his army comp would have done jack **** against an ultra transition. I think once he shows all the storms continuing to remax on roach-hydra is kinda banging your head against a wall. Swarm hosts would have been solid too, I think sieging up in the area outside his natural + 3rd on that map is good. As played, muta transition was solid.

ZvZ: lol, he should have won that game (3 hidden bases, his economy absolutely crushing yours) but holy crap is he awful. Resources lost tab was like 21k for him, 10k for you, which should probably never happen unless he's marching armies into swarm hosts repeatedly.

Also, these games remind me a lot of my games.

played 2 toss opponents in a row who both refused to surrender, kept building bases all over for another 15 minutes just to make me find them and kill them. seriously WTF.

anyway I'm 14-5 in my last 19 games, maybe gold soon?

Nice, congrats! Soon you'll be good enough to make me rage about widow mines.

but you already rage about widow mines?????

i just got matched up against a zerg who was platinum last season but apparently is silver this season? but looks like he's won 9 games in a row. And he just did a ling/bane all-in and there was nothing i could do. But wtf at that matchup, why the hell is he silver

zerg early game all ins are really really good

you must scout them in order to have any chance of holding them off, unless you're doing a semi-all in yourself

that is what helions (and to a lesser extent, reapers) are for

wat do i do if a guy builds like a dozen HT and hits me with like all of the storms

do i have to learn how to use ghosts (a unit that ive never actually produced in any game)

Probably. I think I never built ghosts ever either when I played T. I don't really remember how (or if) I won vs storm. I guess marauders are better than marines? (which applies to most any unit comp TvP, really)

Ghosts are really really good against Protoss, even if they don't have storm. They take some getting used to but as long as you remember to EMP/snipe with them you should win most of the time.

I can see goofy making it to the big time, and getting on the main stage of a big tournament.....and then pulling out his laptop and trackball

First pro gamer sponsored by Logitech's trackball division

then you think its over, but no, he brings out a pillow and places the trackball on it.

I demand they bring a couch on stage b/c I don't know how to play on a flat surface