Daaamn she's streaming now and looking pretty sexy with the extra swag on her sleeve! Also she's back to parting her hair on the side which is a great look for her.

Was she always masters? I feel like she was diamond for a long time.

She was diamond for a long time, she got masters near end of WoL.

OMG I played so ****in awful today losing 3 100% wins.

But then, this ****in Zerg wanted to allin me with massspeedlings/banes(later on) and I wanted to go a gateway expand and was greedy as **** and skipped the Sentry(He surrounded my scouting worker (facepalm) so I didnt know it was coming. He scouted quite early so I guess going speedlings was quite spontaneous and a reaction to my build.

Then for 15 ****in minutes I defended an allin of 1 gate with my mothershipcore having 52 kills and my Nexus having 30 kills. I was a bit behind not to much, so I was thinking "What would a ****in bastard Zerg do now" ---> ****in Mutas. So I just go stargate + phoenix and indeed he went mutas (dance).

****in Hero.

Haha, random saw this on TL: masters zerg asking for help with ZvT, his worst matchup, with a replay, where apparently he does the same terrible stuff I always do in ZvT.

Guy gives advice:

Apparently it's now diamond level play!

Haha, playing my matchmaking games

I'm so terrible lol

Are you new to SC2? What race are you playing? I/we can try to give you some tips.

Gonna be drunk and on after the Mayweather fight(I'm a good 5 beers deep and switching to captain soon). Definitely need to team up if you are still on.

playing terran right now, basically just getting a ton of marines and marauders and medivacs and tanks. Like after I build my 3rd-4th depot I just lose my mind, forget to build SVCs, get kind of lost. Well I'm pretty lost most of the time tbh.

I'm semi-familiar with zerg and completely unfamiliar with protoss but I'm working on the training things to try to learn those. Learning the damn hotkeys is step 1, I played a protoss game then kept hitting E for SCVs on accident my next terran game, fail.

Perhaps. I gotta go DT for a friend's party slash cinco de mayo thing, and my roommate and 8 other people are having a LAN party all night too. Although if they just play LOL I might go upstairs and just play more starcraft. I'll be drunk too, at least in theory

League is a fun game you should give it a try.

I've played LOL with them, it's pretty fun and really simple; they play it like 30 hours a week or something insane though, they're all really good. I play it in their LAN parties and am like level 11.

I just lost to an American plat player. He was Diamond last season and has played few games, but still I have brought shame to my whole family....



Lag to US server is ok. A few spikes but most games are no problem at all. Hopefully play some games with 2+2ers soon.

Yeah I felt the same playing on Europe. Didn't even notice a significant ping difference like I do when I play on Korea.

I am not even gonna try EU -> Korea.

schu:



Watching this guy's youtube series in WoL got me to Gold league playing Terran, I haven't watched the HotS ones (I play Z now) but this will probably singlehandedly get you out of bronze if that's where you are now.

tytyty goofy

sorry i saw this on reddit and i couldn't help myself

i apologize for the trolling

He deserves every bit of it

wow, telling me to basically not scout (at this level while I suck)
wasn't expecting that although his logic makes complete sense

His constant selection-spamming of all his SCVs is one of the most tilting things ive ever seen. I'm seriously having trouble focusing/watching in any capacity because that's so tilting. WHY WHY WHY WHY THE SPAMMING theres no reason...if you're trying to see how many SCVs you have you can just look at your command center, this isn't brood war FFS

just blatant APM spamming, WTF

It's just something high-APM players do, I don't do it.

So, question about Klontas Mire: why can he see this overlord?



No air units nearby, he doesn't even have a starport yet. I have nfi where my overlords are supposed to go on this map.

Also I'm getting really ****ing annoyed/frustrated with mines. Just played a game against a Terran where I spent the whole time really far ahead and yet still felt completely constricted in terms of map control because he just left widow mines all over the map, especially around his bases. Every ling runby either needs extremely careful micro with overseers present (which I don't have time for with my ****ty APM unless I want to be useless at doing anything else) or I just have to accept that 10-20 lings will die every time I want to try to interrupt his mining.

It's so tilting that it's basically designed to murder the **** out of the most commonly made Zerg unit. mbn to put down sick static defense for ling runbys that costs only 75/25, wish my spines were anywhere near that effective.

If you get tips from Goofyballer...





You're gonna have a bad time