i prefer blondes and chick 2 looks like girls ive dated before and im still going with A

obv that's not the most flattering photo of A

That's how B looks after 11 straight hours of playing sc2

she's mega cute imo

Goofy's heart has stopped working.

Never forget.

Spyte looks so much better w/o ridiculous hat/bandana/w/e

kaitly_n b4 11 straight hours of SC2:

Karak you should snipe kaitlyn for more lol screenshots.

MMR on my smurf is probably too high but ill try

mssypte > kait

i usually prefer blondes but msspyte is way cuter ainec. she def looks better without the hat thing.

Here is another contender. Just found her last night.

http://www.twitch.tv/katatatta21

Spyte way better ainec.

Wanted to snipe her myself and troll you, but failed.

https://soundcloud.com/user788331/zerg-infested-land

^ A+

edit - upvote the guy on reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/co...infested_land/

i think this is one of the best sc2-themed songs ive heard

needs more aphrodite

ZvT, you go for hatch first only to discover you've been ebay blocked. You take your third, only to discover a couple minutes later that your opponent is 1basing. You...
a.) cancel your hatch before it finishes and take a delayed expo at your natural
b.) leave your expansion but just play on 2 bases
c.) take a third at your natural

Climbed up to 2nd in my gold division tonight before losing a few, the most painful of which was a 37 minute ZvT against a platinum on Ohana where I felt like I played pretty well but juuuuuust fell short with BL/corruptor/ling/infestor against a mech army. He had, like, two vikings left w/ almost no health after our engagement and I was out of corruptors and infestors, and they slowly took down my broods while I was helpless to stop them.

Also it took me way too long to switch into roaches instead of lings against blue flame hellions. Although I never got enough roaches to do much against his 3/3 thors. :/

I played one more game (platinum ZvZ!) to see if my streaming setup works:

http://www.twitch.tv/goofyballer/b/349320444

If you guys are interested I could stream tomorrow night and y'all can see how I handle my business IN THA STREETS LIKE A GOLD LEAGUE BOSSSSSS

lol my webcam, guess it's dark in the room

i go pool first if i've been ebay blocked but that might be bad

this

But then what do you do as far as expanding? The lings to take out the ebay are SO far away.

just drone up and make additional queens or transition into a gas build

in order for him to ebay block you he either needs to send out an SCV incredibly early or get ass lucky while scouting AND have planned to ebay block you (iirc...maybe he could also cancel building SCVs or something), and sometimes both

goofy you should do another battle royale between Flo and Megumixbear

i was just about to try to snipe spyte on hots to tell her goofy doesnt love her anymore, but then the hots server went down

please dont, its beyond cringe when you guys do this playing around with women streaming and confront them with it haha. I cant even watch images of it cause its so awkward. This is pretty girls playing games.. they get infi spam messages from horny teens every day and seeing more of the DEY LUB U!! is never funny and always cringy

I agree its cringe worthy and embarrassing of people to act that way... Which is why I seek to publicly shame goofy. It's all in the troll bro. I rarely put any effort in online to do anything else.

the best part of the ohead post was the implication that goofy is a horny teenager