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05-29-2012 , 01:26 AM
she hung up on us shortly thereafter
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05-29-2012 , 08:29 AM
I would love that coaching
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05-29-2012 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by PJA
Hung out with Karak in DC. Had a good time.

I would like to see this VOD of our coaching... all I remember was being like "yo the Z is going 14/14 you better wall or lings run in your base" and then her losing to lings running in her base.
While on a skype call with me you began throwing up right next to the microphone. That was very pleasant.
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05-29-2012 , 11:47 AM
time is about 145 pounds soaking wet and is practically married so he doesnt go out and drink much, but he did keep up with us lawyerfolk all night long. gotta give him credit.
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05-29-2012 , 02:56 PM
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
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05-29-2012 , 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
Yessssssssssssssssssssss.

Bnet tries to keep you around a 50% winrate, so after your initial buttsexing you should find people equally as good as you
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05-29-2012 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
get in the 2p2 channel and play some practice games. i can help you with some of your basic mechanics if you want.

Spoiler:
tip#1- a-move
tip #2- there are no more tips for eztoss
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05-29-2012 , 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
Watching alot of day9 dailys from back in the day should be sufficient to get you out of bronze/silver league.
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05-29-2012 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
Get coaching from Karak
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05-29-2012 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Beat: I just bought this game. Anyway I have no hope of ever being even remotely good at multiplayer, are there people on battle.net as bad as me such that I'll still be able to have fun and win sometimes?
Yes, its scaled to your ability so you play people of your own standard. At the very bottom are people who don't know what game they are playing so no matter what it'll be fine. You'll improve really quick too.
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05-29-2012 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by orange
get in the 2p2 channel
How do I do that?

I'll try some practice games (it says I have like 50 of them?), I'll be pretty happy if I win like 10% of them. I have an awful mindset for RTS games, I can't sustain concentration on 50 things at once for a whole game without it feeling like work (similar to multitabling poker, except I could make $$ at that).
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05-29-2012 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
How do I do that?

I'll try some practice games (it says I have like 50 of them?), I'll be pretty happy if I win like 10% of them. I have an awful mindset for RTS games, I can't sustain concentration on 50 things at once for a whole game without it feeling like work (similar to multitabling poker, except I could make $$ at that).
Play 3-5 practice games only, they are at a slower speed.

If you can beat the AI on very hard or whatever the one below insane is, you can beat people on ladder at a decent rate.
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05-29-2012 , 06:35 PM
theres nothing wrong with playing all 50, i did, and look how i turned out!
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05-29-2012 , 07:03 PM
I suggest looking this Day9 video about hotkeys and mouse movement, it is very usefull!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUohpQKVf_A
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05-29-2012 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
How do I do that?

I'll try some practice games (it says I have like 50 of them?), I'll be pretty happy if I win like 10% of them. I have an awful mindset for RTS games, I can't sustain concentration on 50 things at once for a whole game without it feeling like work (similar to multitabling poker, except I could make $$ at that).
bottom right corner near the time should have a channel option. you can type in 'twoplustwo' and there will usually be a few in there.
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05-30-2012 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
How do I do that?

I'll try some practice games (it says I have like 50 of them?), I'll be pretty happy if I win like 10% of them. I have an awful mindset for RTS games, I can't sustain concentration on 50 things at once for a whole game without it feeling like work (similar to multitabling poker, except I could make $$ at that).
I'll play with you, Goofy.
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05-30-2012 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by IHeartAsians
theres nothing wrong with playing all 50, i did, and look how i turned out!
Hahaha

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I'll play with you, Goofy.
TWSS and YGOS

And goofy, play protoss and learn to 4gate. Snap gets you to masters league.
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05-30-2012 , 12:39 PM
mittens you dont play sc2
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05-30-2012 , 12:40 PM
dont poison his mind with that crap, next youll be suggesting he start trying out battlecraft.
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05-30-2012 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by IHeartAsians
dont poison his mind with that crap, next youll be suggesting he start trying out battlecraft.
OMG Perfect timing. TREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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05-30-2012 , 01:24 PM
lolololol
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05-30-2012 , 03:01 PM
I fear for the day that I understand what these jokes mean
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05-30-2012 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
the main VG mod (goofyballer) is now irrationally in love with mssypte after my beatdown:

http://www.twitch.tv/msspyte/b/317151152?t=1h25s




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05-31-2012 , 04:48 PM
Scarlett >>>> msspyte goofy, trust me.
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05-31-2012 , 05:57 PM
goofy is quite the admirer of lord renly
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