SUP BITCHES

thank god

Yeah srsly not only you would have to read all my whineposts, but also my Mouse started to feel the pain.

lol platin haha
So funny to see it
I'm still goldin

omg ret's gf is a moderately attractive azn girl...im so ****ing jealous

yes

lol "I can`t believe people are still doing 1base pushes"

Ret did well there.

ret's gf is not attractive

that's so painfully awkward i cant bring myself to watch it

Btw anyone remember some months ago HuK played vs an unknown Zerg and everyone was like "wohohohoho Jaedong etc." anyone an idea what his name was?

aria

yes thx

gg costanza, gimme tips please cause I suck so hard

my zvz is horrifically bad. it's so far behind every single other match up i have it's amazing. it's like low diamond/high plat level.

somewhat epic 30 min long game johnny and i played just before. would appreciate thoughts on it.

oh and like the games pwny commented on in the zerg thread... i meant to cancel the spores while trying to go over 200 but made them too early before the GS finished (thought it was already done) so that was total AIDS. then i made all those spines, realized i just lost 25 workers to my own stupidity and that's why i just went all-in at that point.

http://drop.sc/80712

edit - also my early OL positioning and scouting was bad (i dont usually open 11 pool anymore so i was a bit out of whack) and i didnt scout the 2 stargates... however i sort of guessed stargate was coming based on the 2nd cannon and what i saw at the front of his base (no forge spinning)... just didnt think it'd be 2 stargate. i thought it might be some sort of 4-5 gate/1 stargate timing that tosses like to do on this map

edit2 - in before pwny yells at me for attacking into that choke

Someone PLEASE explain this to me...

I just played a TvP on Antiga or whatever the **** its called.

I go 111 and catch him completely off guard.

Long story short, I kill every worker he has, destroy both of his nexus, which leaves him with nothing but 17 zealots. He doesn't have a single probe, and he doesn't have a nexus.

Yet the game just continues on?

I jokingly asked him where the **** his nexus was like 30 minutes into the game because I had look everywhere. He said "it's hidden."

Finally I just quit out. I watched the replay and he didn't have a nexus. When I switched to just his vision, it's had the "you're being revealed" note on the top right, but it just let him keep playing for like 20 minutes without having a nexus.

Is there some rule that I don't know about where only Terran has to have a CC to avoid being revealed???

I'm so confused right now lol.

You can play with out a nexus, you lose when you have no buildings. You have to kill his buildings. They show up on your mini-map, but are greyed out in the fog of war.

You need to kill every building to end the game, and you obviously didn't look hard enough if you didn't win that game. Trust me, I've been there. I played a 45 minute ZvZ where the guy was trolling me with mass infestor off of one extractor that I missed for like 20 minutes. It was streamed too. . .

narwhal rage causes blindness

i distinctly remember watching that game on skype with pwny and some other people laughing my ass off

Yeah, you tried messaging me during the game too. I think I was on busy or something, or I just ignored you.

ugh fml okay thanks.

could have insta won had I known that

Oh no I did look around and saw his buildings haha...I just knew he had no money to build units so I didn't go after the two or three that I left standing since I was raging hardcore looking for his nexus.

Really makes me wonder what else I don't know...

I get T9s in the HJ. 3 limpers to me, I limp, 3 more limpers behind. Flop comes A87 mono in my suit. Goes check to me, I bet $15, called in 2 spots, raise to $50, I shove for $200 and I get reshoved on and the raiser folded. Q5s. The first raiser had 64s. I didn't spike my jack for the bonus money and the pot.