Grandmasters is just waiting on me to fill up ldo.

Creep spread, blings, mutalisk. Just make sure you are using the magic box and make sure you are targeting his rines with blings and not the thor(s).

fyp

Too apm intensive, much easier to right click behind rines with banes and right click behind thor with mutas.

The EU Grandmasters Ladder, look at kiwikaki, 198 slots filled

dear terrans doing the 7 rax all in stuff,

please keep doing it. it's amazingly hard countered by my build, and none of you clearly have any idea how to transition out of it (thus all in i guess). this is the only way i win zvt anymore.

zvz is getting to the point of where i think i may actually prefer TvT over it, and everyon knows hwo i hate TvT

i seriously say **** everytime i roll a ZvZ (which is like 4-5 out of every 10 games) and i lose 60% of them

i say outloud "man another zvz on XNC i hate this match up on this map more than ANYTHING"

going for 3 ZvZs on XNC in a row on ladder atm, obviousyl

oh yeah 10 pool worked for the first time in my life ever

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

man i even HOTKYED

huge battle i had all my perfect neurals and fungals going down voer all his bio

EXCEPT A ****ING QUEEN SNUCK INTO MY INFESTOR HOTKEY GROUP CAUSING ALL OF THEM NOT TO CAST ANY SPELSL AND ME NOT TO EVEN ****ING NOTICE BECAUSE I HAVE AN IQ OF 6

and thus a terran army 50 supply less than mine of purely marine tank killed my army of infestor roach and baneling with a 1/1 upgrade advantage. i kept mashing the fungal button over and over and trying to neural and never ientered my INFANT brain taht the infesotrs might ahve gotten something stuck in their control group.


wow he was a ****ing like platinum terran too

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That's why I keep hts separate now. Way too many times I try to cast storm and have sentries get in the way.

lololololol

fyi everyone:

mass roach with btter upgrades apparently does NOT beat mass archon

just found this out the hard way

up 3 bases and 1/1 upgrades the entire game. he just masses archons, i retech to roaches like im supposed to

and he just lololols over my entire army (cause he has voids backing them up - now i can make mutas which counter voids, but the archons killed them instantly as he stayed in the narrow valleys of typhon peaks... or i can make corruptors but voids obviously rape them... so what the **** am i supposed to do? i had brood lords too, but the voids just came up and killed them and if i brought corruptors up they died if i brught mutas up he moved the archons in)

??? im seriously at a loss here. i was up by 2 bases the entire game (until the end)

that's 2 40 minute + typhon peaks games wehre ive been up by 2+ bases and supply and upgrades and tech that ive lost.

does the fact taht im 10-0 this week on tal'darim and 2-6 on typhon indicate anything about this ****ing ******ed map?

up 1 base, 80-58 harvesters, 1/1 in upgrades over him, 40 in supply and 60% of the map is covered in creep at the 28 minute mark

how

do

i lose thsese games? i try to push into his base but he has ALL that ****ing splash damage that just rapes my entire unit comp as it comes through the narrow hallway. same with his 3rd. what the **** am i supposed to do?

ok

stunna we've discussed this before. when i misclick, it's not because i intended to do it. i didnt select a queen and go "oh boy she would sure go well on the 2 key with my infestors" and then click it. it was an accident. i had a separate hotkey. i ahd all of them on a separate hotkey. at some point when selecting my infestors ora queen or something i must have fat fingered shift 2. it was not a conscious decision that a queen would go well in my infestor group. i have them on. a. separate. hot. key. that's why it's so damn frustrating because i take the time to make the hotkeys (which is difficult for me) and then manage to drool on my keyboard or foam at the mouth or something taht shorts my brain out and causes random **** to end up in control groups. and of course the spellcasting defaults to queens, not infestors.

just like before when you were confused how i move commanded instead of attack moved because mov command is right click and a move is a click.

it's because i right clicked. i hit the right mouse button. i didnt mean to, but somewhere synapses misfired in the pea sized brain i had and clicked that button instead of the one which would be optimal.

there is nothing as plainly exciting as losing 2 40 minute games in a row on the same map which you hate more than any other map not vetoed (other than XNC... of course typhon and XNC make up 5 of the 6 ladder games ive played this evening - i did draw one on typhon peaks vs toss where im undefeated, but my internet died as that one was loading)

and i cannot express to you guys how ****ing super excited i was for once in my ife to remember to make and upgrade roaches for the archons. SO excited. lolololo lROFL

AHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHA

ZVZ ON TPYHON PEAKS IS MY NEXT MATCH UP


ROFLROFLROFLRIOLFLROFLROLROL

OH YEAH 7 POOL WITH THE WIN

ROFL EDIT - HAHAHAA ANYONE WANT TO GUESS THE NEXT MAP1?!? WANYONE ?1? aANY WILD ****ING GUESSES?1

I assumed it was a misclick. I'm talking about when you're hotkeying your infestors, aren't you just ctrl clicking an infestor (decreasing the chance of accidentally adding other units to the group). Karakkian misclicks are not allowed!

Oh, so you're still playing on 1.2.

XNC-XNC-Typhon-Typhon-Typhon-Typhon

taht would be my order of ladder matches not coutning the d/cs


THOSE ARE TEH ONLY TWO MAPS I HATE

EDIT -0 holy ****ing **** i think God is trying to tell me something about this game. i NEVER drone hard after 2 base and take a 3rd. NEVER EVER EVER. i always mass lings. it screwed me a coupl times so for the first time ever i decide to dron hard cross map metal, take a 3rd, be defensive.

i mean

it had to be 2-3 seconds, couldn't be longer than taht after i make the dcision to drone hard THERE APPEARS IN VISION OF MY SCOUTING LING THE PROTOSS ARMY MOVING OUT TO ASSAUTL ME

the best part "WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS, WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS, WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS" as there are forcefields goign down on my ramp and pylons everywhere.

i am so talented. i just cant express to you all how talented i am at this game.
SLASODLASDOASLOLOLO

should switch to toss since they're op and whatnot

hahaha i just took all my rage out on some poor terran who was terrible with my baneling firework rain

except i misclicked on explode rather than attack structure rofl but i made more

he massed bcs and wouldnt lave the game

so i neuraled all his BCs and made them dance in a circle and commented on how much fun bcs were while chain neuraling them over and over (ZOMG AT THIS TIME HE FLEW 3 BANSHEES INTO MY 6TH NEARLY WON HIM THE GAME OBV)

i was mean, but it made me feel better (and he sshouldnt have wasted my time by not leaving - he tried to marine all in me to open and wouldnt leave and bunkered up so i planned a long game to have fun with him!)

beat: AK's starcraft skills are not transitioning

nothing translates to that piece of **** game

man my mmr has tanked. it's got me against some bad guys.

i pulled typhon peaks for about the 18th time this evening vs a toss who 1 based and i forgot my usual spore and obviously he was dt rushing which should never ever work, but it did.

i was mad, got matched up w/ him the next game on shakuras. i asked him if he actually knows how to macro or if he only knows 1 base builds and is lost beyond that. he got mad.

i suggested some cheese for him in case he onyl knows one pvz build (and looking at his match history it indeed appears that the only build he does in pvz is 1 base Dts and he's a DIAMOND PLAYER guys. this is elite level ****.)

i suggested proxy stargate mass phoenix +a void to shut down my 3rd... and that's exactly what he did.

i shut it down and he was forced into a macro game. he turtled on 3 bases then attackd me with high templar w/ storm and colossi w/ blink stalkers supporting and some sentries.

i actually did my usual karakian move of misplacing half my army and engaging with only half... and i only lost half of the half i engaged with lol. i mean watching the replay he clearly had no idea how to macro. none. he was totally lost once he had a 2nd base.

i really need to stop losing to people like this.

proof hotkeys are bad

I hate when I accidentally include a queen in a control group full of attacking units. Even when it's included with only non-spell casting units, it's annoying when you try to inject and find your queen missing because she's slowly walking halfway across the map, trying to catch up to all the speedlings that are already at the other base.

i have lost all hope in this game.

loll

*Edit* Also, no clue why this made me laugh so hard (from TL pic thread):