variance:
4v4 production structures: 3 rax pumping reapers, reactored fact pumping hellions, 2nd fact pumping thors.
horrible unit comp, horrible army, just dicking around.
end of game, have teh most points on my team.

i was playing 4s with GO-SPY, stunna and my boy bluemoon the other night and all i did was research drops and randomly drop banelings all over the map from overlords the entire game. i also started mixing it up and sending my banelings in from the ground while asking villains if they enjoyed fireworks.

ended with the highest score. i trained over 1100 units during the course of the game.

Open up the damn leagues and let me in to masters!

On the plus side, at least I now understand where your 2p2 sn comes from.

Brag: I asked a girl out.
Beat: I asked a girl out.
Variance: She hasn't replied to the e-mail.

Brag: she said yes.

lol ****

MY

LIFE

the bnet match maker FINALLY matches me up with a masters player. ive been dying to get matched up for a while so i could boost my MMR.

it's on tal'darim altar vs terran... ship it!

so im extractor tricking gas stealing him in his base and i fat fingered my ****ty laptop keyboard and rebound my hatchery and spawning pool to the key my extractor was on

so when i went to cancel and rebuild, i actually cancelled my hatchery and spawning pool... literally as both were about to pop. they couldnt have been closer.

the sick thing?

i nearly won the game. i forgot to hold positino a group of units and he drew them into tanks.

i honest to God should have still won that game, even after basically cutting my economy in half in the beginning.

wow. i am the absolute ****ing WORST. even when i play good, i can and will find the most ******ed way to lose the game.

also: if this guy is what qualifies as a master's terran, holy **** it really shouldnt take that long. i just need to stop losing zvzs.

brag: even after that disaster, it's still matching me up with master's levels players as "teams even"

ship that i guess

ship it

Congrats!

now never ask a girl out via email again, k?

The extra step of getting her number via e-mail then calling her up has two problems.
1) Extra step.
2) Talking to her has a larger opportunity of failure since I won't be able to double check my articulation of my swooning.

Brag: she agreed with a statement that I was charming.

Here's the most important thing about having a significant other: balance. You've got to keep them guessing which hand is coming. Sometimes I show the left and slap with the right and that works well. You'll grow into your own personal style though.

PS. Girls favorite word is ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8bJZwZqDTc

Forcefield OP?

To be fair it took me several tries to get it, but I think I can do it a good percentage of the time now. And by good I mean maybe 1/3 lol.

burrow, imo

If you're really gosu try trading stalker shields for energy at the end so your sentries can save a few forcefields.

That would be super sick with 1 or 2 Colossi.

Please do video with a Colossi plz.

Splash damage, ftw.

And just a fyi, for anyone who doesn't know, FFs were slightly nerfed in that they don't push units anymore. If you FF over a bunch of units, the unit will be inside of the FF.

I was thinking that lol. It just gets super hard to wrap the ff around the units as they grow in numbers. Once you get a surround though, it's easy to condense the units on top of each other kinda like you would see in a vortex situation.

Oh yeah..

Given my edit, which I don't know if you saw...

This debate on force fields is the result of the IdrA/Cruncher TSL match. It should be noted that those games occurred during the previous patch and so "pushing" units would have been easier in that you could wrap the FF around the units. Now you would just end up putting the FFs over top of the units.

You mean this? It's 10x easier when there are 5 roaches.

I don't understand how that would be possible if it is a game mechanic? Like there's no KA in the unit tester. It's just units/buildings.

Also I always thought this was sick... got patched a long time ago though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_rK5sCmR4

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, or what you're asking.??

but yes, that game/part of the game is the reason why all (read: non 2p2ers) the non-protoss players are crying like babies.

I thought you said something about the unit tester not being up to date with the patch.

Seems it'd be wise for zerg to put extra care into splitting his army up and trying to surround when the protoss has sentries. Your army can only be contained by FF if you keep it grouped together like IdrA did there. Of course that's not to say that it's easy to have the army control necessary to do so.

I don't know where you saw that at.

I did initially until I thought about it more.

Hmm...so I looked into it a little more. Maybe I read it wrong. This is what the patch notes said:

"Fixed an issue to prevent Force Fields from pushing units during construction."

I think I read it wrong. I thought they were saying that they fixed the force fields so that when you put them down they wouldn't push the units anymore. I know that I have seen a few forcefields that trapped the unit inside of it.

I checked the Unit Tester and I tried it against the AI and the FFs still push the units and so I can only think of one thing:



Also, "Workers gathering minerals can no longer continue to harvest minerals if they are pushed away by a Force Field."

FF around the Nexus/CC/Hatch and you take their income down to 0.

I really hope Blizzard doesn't do anything with the FFs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ9E8ZdOdus

Wow, incredible.

I'm not sure if burrow will save you in that spot. If you can get it off before you get jammed together it can work.

In brood war you could stack burrowed units on top of each other. In SC2 from what I've seen, units cannot burrow in stacks. So what might end up happening is that you'll get crunched together, then only one roach will burrow.

Whoever wrote "working as intended" on gospy's vid is a champ