Oh man I just played the greatest game ever.
So I unvetoed Alterzim for a moment but discovered that's a bad idea because I'm not good at Starcraft. I get matched up with a plat Terran, he goes mech, gets a bunch of thors/tanks/hellbats and marches out (this is where me being bad comes in - I don't, like, pressure him or whatever, I just chill on my side of the map doing **** all), kills my 4th, I barely get enough swarm hosts out in time to keep him from advancing on my 3rd. He has more bases than me, a scary big army, I'm basically dead.
So, what does he do from here? He basically throws away his entire army - I think intentionally, because you'd require the intelligence of a 5 year old to micro (or rather, not micro) the way he did. He basically parked his thors on creep against locust waves and stopped microing them completely.
The reason this could possibly have been intentional: he then starts building, like, 7 ravens at a time. LOL
So anyway, I have a pretty terrible composition to deal with this, I have a billion swarm hosts, no static d, and just a few mutalisks. Luckily, it turns out his worst enemy was not me, but rather himself:
I think 6 ravens died there, sweet trade for a total of 0 roaches. And then, the coup de grace:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Every raven dies, after I bring my mutas down to start killing his peripheral expansions, he ggs.
Remember what I said about how every player that does this strategy is just awful at Starcraft? Yeah.