This post is an ode to The Terrible Terran.
Always out there, keeping watch in ladder games, making sure that command centers will be built, early gases will be taken, and 0 ****s will be given about being safe.
Villain in this game starts with a rax at home and a proxied rax, so I figure double reapers are incoming:
Sure enough, the reapers come, I build lots of lings, they get kited while I wait for ling speed to finish, I lose a queen, don't get my natural saturated for awhile.
Eventually, ling speed finishes, and he retreats:
But what is this?! Does The Terrible Terran see an opportunity to get cute?!
"But a ha!", he says, "I can jump back up and you'll never be able to catch me!"
THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH.
So, The Terrible Terran loses every reaper he has except one that was rallied out and hadn't yet made it to the slaughter. With an army consisting of exactly one reaper, what does The Terrible Terran do back home?
Three command centers? Seems legit.
LOOOOOOL TERRAN
SiDeEfFeCtZ, this one goes out to you bro. Keep being terrible out on the ladder and doing your race proud. We all love you for it.
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goofyballer