For the lulz of everyone, I would like to now post the game that got me promoted to Diamond.
This happened:
Thanks to lots of these:
And yet, despite that, it took this long:
Despite me obviously being like this:
And so, children, I would like you to sit back with a warm cup of tea, watch this game, and ponder that you live in a world where this Zerg player is somehow in Diamond league.
http://drop.sc/330174