I just played a PvZ on Shakuras.

1. I start a zealot late because I'm still rusty and he gets into my base with 2 waves of zerglings. I have to attack with my probes, lose a few probes, lose a zealot, almost lose a stalker. Get my 2nd and 3rd gateway up very late.

2. Finally get my expansion up, get some colossi out, go to move out of my base to see if he's sitting in front of my ramp, I a-move, click a stalker - byebyestalker.

3. I go to take out his 3rd expansion, go to a-move again, click a colossus - byebyecolossus.

Then I attack him and kill off a big part of his army, but he does more damage to me so I have to retreat. He doesn't continue after me, which he would have won if he did. I get my 3rd up and running again since he harassed it with mutas.

Get some more colossi out, he's sitting in the middle of the map (lolserver ftw). I was probably behind his zergling/roach/hydra/muta army, he attacks right on my ramp. Colossi splash damage wins that fight. I counter attack since I know he just gave me all he had. He has some corruptors, I target with stalkers while my colossi take care of the roaches.

LoLZerg.

Also, the other day I won a game, but didn't get any points and it didn't register a win. After this win it correctly updated the win count.

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After watching the replay I also forgot to mention that I had 2 sentries and I meant to put all of my army on the Hold position, but instead I hit the G key and both sentries used a guardian shield so to be safe I had to make more sentries so that I would have sentries with enough energy to block my ramp incase he attacked again.

Brag: 2-1 TSLKiller
Beat: 0-1 Incontrol, 0-4 Lag Hackers T.T

vn, gl against allaboutyou/moonan?

brag: demoted to diamond

F10+N ZvZ build not working out?

Doesn't throwing 1/3 of your matches make the other 2/3 too easy?

Demoted to platinum. Almost to gold. Gogoggogogogogoggo losses!

As far as the ladder being broken, posted yesterday:

Gotta go for the gold.

funny **** lol

i think? im going to be casting TL Open matches tmw for TL

That is pretty sweet. I'm confused by the "I think" but cool nonetheless. I once sent an e-mail to gosu-gamers that I would be willing to cast if I was able to be intoxicated.

They never got back to me.

ooh, nice that's nice, have fun discussing prime/zenex's b-teamers

im just waiting for hot-bid to skype me. he pm'd me back saying great! asking for all my contact info after i sent a message offering with some examples of my casting

i obv arrogantly think im better than 95% of casters anyways :-P

Pretty ****ing good, especially given that Idra is as short sighted and stupid as Ned.

I don't think I'd be better. I know I'd be more entertaining.

im going to be streaming an all night masters or busto ladder session tonight. anyone who wants is welcome to join me on skype. im a get this done.

just pwnt mr.bitter once again

Sounds good to me. I plan on laddering a **** ton tonight too. Drinking?

see the lessons in zvz you've learned from me are paying off

nah i wanna try and play solid all night

I think my favorite part of starcraft isn't, "he out played me" or "i played bad." No...its race imbalance.

It's like football fans saying that their coach got out coached when it was clear the team was outplayed. Gotta love it.

The fact that most race imbalance discussion posters seem to be completely devoid of logic makes me lol and tilt a little at the same time.

odds of this actually happening?