Something important not being mentioned...
Once you have 35k/20k. Destroy all your nexus so all your buildings are revealed and write **** you in pylons

I thin I have played like 1.5K games of SC2 and I am pretty sure I have never been over 14K resources ever.




(I started as a silver player)

destroying your own town halls to get the other guy to leave the game worked for mma, i'll remember that

Yeah... one half of the map on metalopolis has like 66k/18k altogether.

Wtf is a town hall?

generic term for cc/hatch/nexus

ill be gone for a week guys dont miss me too much

no its not lol, its a term for people who were geekish enough to play mostly wc2/wc3

Who the hell played human in War3?

never played warcraft

edit - finally got volume 3 of the white ra dance party mix to download in full

if ya'll wanna scrim some 1.6 contact me... THN4 on aim

nobody in this subforum uses hyperlinks ffs

here's some variance from qxc's twitter casted by the most annoying person in the history of the internet http://t.co/Z8RVVbz

Somehow HD has become a worse caster. I didn't even think that was possible.

Jesus stop calling it a "pee eff". This is what I call verbal vomit.

I did when you could just mass sorcs/priests and be invincible lol.

Just beat the #1 ranked platinum player in the world.

Go me.

How does someone have 1875 points and stay in Platinum? You would think at some point they get moved up to Diamond???

He has to be throwing some of this games.

He also has like 200 bonus pool.

Ladders prob bugged for him.

Also beat Boesthius next game. He went for some weird fast expansion build pvp, I did a quick 2 archon + chargelot push and won pretty easily. I saw some randoms doing it on the Korean server and it seemed pretty strong so I've been practicing it.



I used to watch him stream so much when the game came out. It was really helpful.

nj gospy.

JugJug and I just had the most epic 2s game ever. I wanted to play because we still had our placement matches to finish from season 1 and it was bugging the heck out of me that it said I had placement matches still.

It was PZvTZ. First off, I got behind. Then an SCV got in and started a bunker behind my mineral line so I pulled all my probes off. Then I got attacked by 2 reapers, which did a lot of damage to my probes.

My build is all screwed up and then eventually I get attacked by roaches/lings/tanks/marines/marauders. JugJug comes just in time to save my Nexus. My hotkeys were all screwed up too, it was like I couldn't get a handle on what I was doing. Some of my Phoenixes are getting killed so I take the 3 that I can salvage and fly them off to the side of the map.

I get an expansion up because I had a ton of minerals. I have like 10 probes mining my expansion. Then I go to snipe some OLs and the one guy drops. So now it's 2v1, but I'm pretty much out of the game at this point.

I rebuild a gateway/cyber/stargate and try to get more Phoenix while I'm flying around the map. I'm getting chased by mutas and I'm trying to kill off as many mutas as I can without losing my Phoenixes.

I keep getting attacked and now I have 0 probes, but I have 1000 minerals. I wait for my base to be clear and then I start making probes again and only mine gas so I can get more mutas. JugJug is all over the map. It's about the only pressure we put on the final guy because I couldn't do anything and then he quits and we WIN!

TL;DR I guess you had to be there.

Brag: Got placed into Gold.

EDIT: Hmm..it still says we need to finish our placement matches.

EDIT2: BNET is so F'd. It's not even showing our 2nd game in my match history.

i trolled a christian CS server tonight (apaprently these exist cause i foudn ne)

im like the most outspoken christian on 2+2

im going to die

god is dead

god does not exist. stop fishing around bro

god exists, his name is NaDa


karak cuss filled pm's are pretty sick imo