looool bm'd a guy before

close spawn terran, except he was really bad so even tho he kept me from taking a natural until like the 14 minute mark (2rax w/ pulled scvs into mass banshee, obviously), he still nearly lost the game and it took him 3 pushes.

i told him any other position we played, i'd win and that we should play a custom. he says fine. in the custom i pull terran (i dont think he notices), kill off one of my scvs, load the rest in the CC and float it to the corner.

the resulting chat was pretty funny and he ended up leaving when he couldn't find me. i instantly message him "told u i'd win!"

ok so i was bored

Finally decide to ladder tonight.

First game, PvP on Metal - I lose. I'm so rusty, ffs!

Second game, PvP on Metal again! Guy says "coin flip: heads or tails." I say "tails." He says "F***" "GG". Quits.

i am ass at whisky pong


fake tits are dumb

****ing awful why would she get them i cant even lookgross

I can look through right?

She's so gross tell her she's gross no one else will she doesn't get of

Teoplusteo is ugly on phones

lol this is awesome

Played a masters 3s ZTT (I think... it was late and I was drinking) that went mass BC/infestor/thor/marine. It was the BC/infestor combo that was so sick good. They did a lot of it off 5 bases too (that map with the rocks guarding the 2 expos in the shared 3 person base and a long rush distance). We had taken the Zerg out of commission pretty early too with some early pool shenanigans, but I guess they fed him $$ to get infestors. Infestor + BC is just crazy good. I countered with infestor/corruptor, but then they just mashed out corruptors and thors to guard their BCs. Dropped mules constantly repairing after every base killed. Was impressive. We very nearly broke them early (obviously they'll be vulnerable here), but they micro'd well and barely held us off.

The correct play is to **** her until she apologizes for her tits.

R O F L. Someone's about to join Gospy & me on Raffy's blocked buddy list.

**** you guys

on the first few pages of images when i do a google image search for "idra rage"

That is one option, but we won't apologize.

LOL if this is the one I am thinking of. Guy was so mad at me for reals.

That the 6pool game from the MLG fight night (or w/e it was called) tourney you played in?

im starting a petition to ban stunna

Beat: Someone just tried to proxy DT me
Brag: He's ******ed and proxied the TC under an overlord. . .

Yeah lol

Watching hot bid play Portal 2 is so tilting.

No one should eat on stream. It's ****ing annoying. And he's completely clueless in some of the easiest rooms. It's gonna be funny when he gets to the last 3-4 chambers.

http://i.imgur.com/gG61r.jpg

from Isha/Groove the stream monster

team NAH for the win

Nothing alleviates tilt like pylon blocking some moron on ladder.

I don't get it. It's like, hmm, he delayed my expansion by 3 min. No chance he 4 gates here right? I'll pump nothing but drones so I have 3 roaches and 2 lings at the 9 min mark.

Finally getting the hang of this Zerg bsiness. Won my last 8 games on the ladder, unfortunately thats because I tanked my MMR all the way down to bronze when I first switched.

They degrade pretty quickly.