back off my katy perry @.@

I don't take anything you say seriously. lol

idk, derek always says it and it's funny to me. especially when his internet connection is ****ting out and he's screaming "OH THE DARKNESS" as he fades into the disconnect screen...

And I probably shouldn't berate people for offering advice. I don't know why but I just don't like unsolicited advice, especially when I'm on tilt and saying I hate the game. For whatever reason it's offensive. Some people pride themselves in being able to figure things out themselves without outside help, I guess.

I don't know why I post sometimes.

She just wants us to listen guys not fix her problems!

While I'm at it, screw you kittenboy.

ug.
very disappointing

bah.
i tired to post horseporn in the sc2bbv thread.
fail

wat

AKS is my favorite poster this week.

well yo think you would just gogle horesporn and then link it, but apparently its more difficult than that.

i'd explain further, but i tried and i ****ing failed.

brag: can stream
beat: not capable of gameplay worthy of being streamed

What's wrong thac?

My 1v1 rating.

Gonna be a team player only because 1v1 frustrates me more than poker ever did.

Playing team games = clear solution. You still playing random?

I don't know anymore. I keep switching races because I keep thinking that it's my best one.. and then a day later I realize that I suck with that race also.

Random thought: I feel like a huge part of getting better at this game is learning to use those excess minerals to spam cannons around your expansions.

**** like this is what makes me hate the game. I 2 gate robo fast expand, my jackass Terran opponent goes for a one base 3-1-2 marine banshee all-in. Despite having my expansion up for ~8 minutes (his push hit 14 minutes in), scouting his nonsense and all my defense force was straight roflstomped, as is the norm for me against any terran bio push that I can't engage at a choke. I definitely didn't have the ideal mix (don't really need immortals...) and microed extremely poorly in the engagement (not gonna win without FFs obviously), but I still feel like this push would still be stupidly difficult to deal with without a near perfect unit composition (possibly phoenix chargelot?). I also had too much teching going on, which definitely cut into my numbers.

It's just absurd the things terran can get away with. I know protoss and zerg aren't going to win any games sitting on one base for 14 minutes. And why is it that terran can do this? Because it's insanely inexpensive for terran to tech and they can just dump all their minerals into their mindblowing cost effective marines.



Feel free to respond to this post with advice on how to address this push and how to respond better to situations like this in general.

You can only read this if you promise not to get mad at me.


Since bming isn't your style... listen to rap music when you play, it will pump you up and you won't tilt as easy. For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMFwn1G_NZU

Nah I don't tilt when I play, only after I lose.

And Gospy I could never be mad at you again.

And I have a pretty sick playlist atm consisting of movie soundtracks, game soundtracks, and a bit of electronica and rap.

And yeah, my tech was a huge failure. I knew having that handful of zealots and charge was bad. My biggest leak against terran right now is probably just not getting out colossus fast enough. Good points.

beat: this hangover

Philly if you post horse pron and get banned who will I bet with?

I am also experiencing quite a hangover, who knew doing shots of the cheapest tequila the store has would lead to a terrible headache/hangover the next morning!?

goodbye huk ^^

brag: cruncher is a waste of life

beat: banned from TL