there's nobody in 2p2... wtf is this

oh **** a ton of people just got left out of the NASL. the entire startale team applied lol.

july's video is win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlQHAu26Ibk

I hope he gets in.

i would estimate that the chances of july and ace not getting in are practically 0%. i could see bomber/squirtle/virus/rainbow not getting in but only if they get a ton of top level koreans to apply which i really don't expect will happen.

Pretyt sick 5 games in a row:

Game 1 - ZvP (random P)

i natural hatch proxy him. kill both of his gateways and his cyber core. he has 2 zealots left, manages to get 2 cannons and a pylon up about 5 seconds before i kill his forge. i decide to just keep going at him and making spines. i make 4 queens just to be safe. i decide to spread some creep around. 4 voids show up (he had 12 probes left so obviously he has the money to make 10 zeals and 4 voids). i have no energy for transfuse left because i used it all about 3 seconds earlier. cool story. loss.

Game 2 - ZvP

He 2 gateway zealots me. i counter with 7RR + speedlings. i kill all his zealots, both of his gates, his forge, and his cybercore. i also kill about 5 probes. however, he gets 3 cannons up yet again just in the nick of time. i trty to force it down and just end it cause i dont wanna waste my time. i get supply blocked when my spotting moves into his cannons. my army dies. he counters, killing a 2nd OL on the way. i lose. because i was supply blocked.

game 3 - ZvZ

random again. i forget to scout early. do a late pwny build. he has 5 roaches and 3 spines in his base. i kill all the roaches, his queen, 4 drones and a spine. i expo and throw some more lings at him, i waste the lings on a move command. pull back to my base. i see him coming. i missed injects so i cant make anymore lings. gg.

game 4 - zvz

i do pwny build. he does a really awful baneling build. i decide to move command to his base rather than attack move. he had 4 banelings. i no longer had any zerglings when i looked back at my army, but i was still in ok shape. i kill nearly all his banes but he has 2 left. i move my drones in more than enough time and have my queen killing the banes. i go to move command my drones a 2nd time and accidentally click on a spot that the to the right path to is blocked by my evo chamber, so the auto pathing on my drones decides to change direction and go left.

right into the 2 banelings. gg.

game 5 - opponent instantly quits the game after it starts. im honestly shocked i didnt find a way to lose this one too.

i got so tilted that i bel air'd a 100+ person listserv im a big emailer on. we send lots of emails all the time and are a huge social group from college. someone sent out that video of the bully getting roflstomped (fat is imba http://deadspin.com/#!5781702/the-ul...ting-body-slam), and a discussion of HS bullying broke out. People were telling bullying stories. So I wrote this huge fantastic 3 paragraph story about how I got jumped outside of my HS with people trying to steal my instrument and b eating me up and got saved at the last second by a cop... and then I dropped the lyrics to bel air on them. I tried to make the story as long as I possibly could without them losing interest too.

post the story imo

i really don't understand the mentality of a troll. like what satisfaction do you get out of doing that?

And I don't understand the mentality of a grumpy 72-year-old man, so we'll call it even?

zvz throwdown imo

no thx i flipped enough coins sunday

i was actually interested in why you seem to like doing that stuff because i really don't understand it at all.

it was actually a really funny story. they found it very amusing. however, i dont want to post it here in case one of them googles it. i can PM it to you if you want blah-blah-blah.

and most people find my antics funny. you and cueball dont tho!

also the last terran i played let me get like 25 2/0 mutas up, so he responded by sending 1 singular 0/0 viking with his next very blue flame hellion heavy attack force. almost got me. so close.

hmm yea i guess i just don't get it lol

It's a known issue according to battle.net.

but what about battle.com

edit lol just checked the domain and it's for sale. prob millions for it.

jesus i don't think i've been all-in'ed more times in a row since i played Zefa. like 10 games in a row.

make that 11.

yea cause playing zerg sucks the sense of humor out of you. I'm also suffering from those negative drawbacks

And tonight on Karak Presents BM:

Not my best work, but villain was funny enough.

lol actually had a nice chat with the guy after the game. said he was high masters on SEA (i believed him... checked his match history... brand new account that was like 9-1 crushing all diamond guys TIL HE MET THE KARAKER), and that he had never seen this strategy on the korean servers before.

edit - actually i looked him up and he lied... he's high plat on SEA. that makes more sense. high plat on SEA prob = high D here tho.

Lol.

I thought they were going to limit it to like 5 korean applicants.
Also, lol at the nemesis section. All the American players are like, well i don't really have a rival yet, maybe whoever. July's answer was like MVP MC MarineKing, only like 3 of the best players in the world