the season before your mom

HOOOOOOO

good one

Season 1 was ridiculously long.

I think GM started in Season 2.

Cliffs: There is a female stripper in my house. My roommate is gay.

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A while ago, my friend in Davis asked me if I wanted a cup of apple juice. I accepted, because apple juice is ****ing delicious. He came back with a Pyrex measuring cup filled exactly to one cup. Needless to say, I was unsatisfied at the proportion allotted to me. His fiance laughed at it since he did it to her in the past. TROLLOLOLOL.

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Saturday night, I plan to meet some friends in Davis. My same friend said that he has a friend from home visiting, but we'll all hang out that night. Thinking absolutely nothing of it. I was wrong.

We ended up off deciding on bowling in a large group of seven. Since we figured the ally in Davis would be full, it was decided that we'd go to Vacaville. Since I planned on leaving right after, I had to drive and I was by myself (lol at carpooling efficiency).

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My mother asked me if I wanted to have them continue with me on AAA or if my insurance on my new car would cover roadside assistance. Obviously I told her to keep me on it because I'm not paying $7/mo for that feature (Note, my car insurance sucks ass). Anyways, she asks me if I ever use it, and I inform her that I've used it a couple of time in the past because I've locked my keys in my car. It was funny because I only lock my keys in my car when I have change jingling in my pocket (because they sound like keys).

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After having a burrito for dinner, I was left with 74 cents in change.

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Arriving after my friends, I quickly get out of the car because they've been waiting for a while. Hastily I jump out of my car and hit the lock button on my door. I also left my keys in the ignition (my car doesn't signal this fact to me).

I quickly realize my folly and am disgusted that I have to go through the AAA process. I am beckoned over to my friend's car where they were waiting outside. I notice that my friend's friend is female and attractive, but I'm in an awful mood, so I remove myself from the group to get the AAA stuff figured out. Eventually I get off from hold and relay my information to the operator three times. My friends told me that I should just bowl with them while I wait.

In line, I ask the girl what she does. "I'm a dancer... stripper." I laughed.

"I used to tell girls that too." Remembering how I got a girl's number in undergrad after telling her that I majored in dance.

Realizing that she's never going to convince me by repeating herself, she asked me what I think she does then. "I dunno, intern... at a bank?"

When it was her turn to bowl, I asked my friend's fiance "Is she really a stripper?"

"Yeah."

I'm in disbelief that my friend not only had this girl **** with me, but also his finace. I was still not convinced until she said. "Yeah, she is. Wanna bet on it?" Silly girls who never mix up their strategy.

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She tells me that she's auditioning in SF. She was worried that she wouldn't be able to stay long because it's hard to obtain a license (WAT?) and that she might just go back to Minnesota. I told her that my roommate and I have a spare futon and she could stay while she worked things out.

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Coming back to Berkeley after an outting in SF, my roommate invited her and me to grab drinks. The subject comes up that opposites attract and she posed the hypothetical that my roommate and I should get together. I was immediately disgusted, but judging from his reaction, she informed me that she thought my roommate was probably gay.

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Last night, she asked me to teach her starcraft. She played zerg and beat a very easy protoss computer on Xel'Naga Caverns. /story.

yea imolin, she was probably an azn stripper. (omg so hot!)

No asians like cueball, just not possible

I'd listen to that guy costanza_g, he gives off this aura that he is knowledgeable in the field of asian strippers

cueball is going to be raped

About the Stars buying FT news:

ONE F-ING TIME. I seriously have never used my one-time before and I'm using it now. Don't think FT will be back in the US within 90 days but if it really does happen ... Massive erection thinking about it.

back in the US?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29.../#post32774865

I'd be very happy if profitable online poker comes backs to US at all.

You realize, that if they do buy them, everyone gets their money back, but you won't be able to play on the site.

Getting my money back would be A+++++++ news

you probably will get your money back. lol @ people who think FTP will open in the us market anytime soon absent legislation or a severe legal change of some other sort.

Do we get our money before or during or after the WSOP?

my guess would be after...but i have no credibility behind this estimation, it's just a guess lol...

there's a certain mod with a twitter who knows WHAT'S UP amirite

Needle doesn't tweet.

Getting back limbo funds = very happy!

Getting back online poker in the US within 2 years = ecstatic!

I think there's a good chance of the first and a fair chance of the second. My biggest worry is that online poker comes back in a completely unprofitable form (exorbitant rake, lol fees, severe deposit/withdrawal restrictions.

From what I've read it seems as if it's a "done deal", but until we have more information I think we should lower any expectations we have.

Really hope this doesn't take 7 or 8 months.

oh. my. god......

After seeing this I had high expectations, but it was just a song and a wall of text...