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Originally Posted by cneuy3
This thread makes me laugh. I haven't played the game for a week or so but I'll try to add to the ridiculous moments.
First off this is coming from someone that is a first time red dead redemption player. Onto my story....
So one night I was bored and decided I would try to find the weakest looking individual in the city of Valentine and agitate him while looking for a fight. That individual happened to be what I believe at the time was the newspaper boy that hangs out near the post office. I started by agitating him and bumping into him alot. He proceeded to throw a hissy fit and started running away to get his horse. Of course I got on my horse and chased him while shooting. Oddly enough he must be an "un-killable" character as my target never aligned with his torso and I kept missing him from a distance. I kept trying though and he dragged me out to the middle of nowhere chasing him until finally my horse was done; basically dying from exhaustion so I had to put my horse to rest.
This was not the smartest move as now I was stuck out in the middle of nowhere. Luckily for me a chariot was being robbed by a rival gang not to far from where I was stuck so I took out the rival outlaws with my gun and as a reward for saving his life the chariot driver told me that he would write the loss off as a robbery and granted me permission to take the safe and chariot as my own. I proceeded to do so and then while driving back towards town I accidentally drove the chariot into a ditch in which I had no means of getting out of and again I was stuck.
Logically I felt the problem was the horse in the front and that the only solution was to take him out so I executed him while the other horses panicked and pulled themselves out of the ditch. I then jumped back on the chariot and continued the ride back to town. Unfortunately once again my errant driving pushed us into a ditch. Again, I felt the obvious and only solution here was to execute another horse. It was at this time an icon popped onto my screen which allowed me the option to "free" a horse so I now realized that there was a more humane option and cut one of the horses loose and rode off into the sunset while leaving the other horses and chariot stuck in ditch.
First of all, your character is a badass outlaw in the Wild West and you choose to challenge the paperboy to a fight? The paperboy? Then, the guy you should have killed, you let live because he gifted you a safe and wagon? Kill him, crack the safe or blow it up with dynamite, and either forget about the wagon or sell it to the wagon fence guy. Lastly, you start a fight with a paperboy, literally run your horse to death via exhaustion, kill rival gang members, shoot a horse, but later feel bad about not being humane enough to the horse you shot?? You, sir, are doing it wrong. Don’t fight the children, kill everyone, steal what you can, and don’t worry about killing a horse.