In place of Ike, I sent trusty Jebediah towards Eve as I experimented with using the Mun to slingshot me in various directions out of Kerbin orbit. My target was initially Gilly, but after getting into orbit around Eve my terrible inclination (88 degrees, lol) gave me no chance of intercept without burning everything I had, so I set my sights back home. It took all but a sliver of my remaining fuel to get back on intercept course with Kerbin, and only barely could I even re-establish an orbit and keep from escaping back into the solar system, with a dismal periapsis of 1.5 million meters. With the precious little fuel I have left, how am I supposed to...wait, WHAT?
Playing with my maneuver node it came across a total chance (I mean with that inclination, wtf, amirite?) encounter with the Mun that put my orbit to within spitting distance of Kerbin's atmosphere. A little more adjustment and we were golden:
I feared for trusty Jebediah's life, but he put his foot down and said "NOT TODAY."
I'd always hoped to use my one time on the lottery or something, but I guess fate had other plans for me.