Don't know sorry, I suck at racing and got fed up of being killed in my car, so just bought what was available

Today I blocked the entrance for Simeon's high priority vehicle with my own car, and then set priority so that only I could enter it. Unfortunately when you kill someone in that area they respawn very close to the same spot, so after killing the guy and taking the car I got killed back and this proceeded to happen a few times until more guys showed up and it was an all out bloodbath and I realized it was hopeless so I just destroyed the priority vehicle. Then the fun ended as people started running away.

a legitimately bought tank can't be insured? wtf??

It doesn't need insurance. When it gets destroyed you just call Pegasus and have them drop another, for $1k.

How can you see what cars Simeon needs once the text is gone?

Pretty sure the most tilting thing that's happened to me is getting Simeon's high pri car all the way to the garage, bumping into the door because I tried to go in too fast, then having a helicopter crash into me when I back up to give the garage door some room

gg

Was pretty lol however when I tracked the previous dude who had it to an auto shop, hovered overhead in a cargobob until he got out, then just yoinked it when he left and got out of the car to try and fight me (I think he thought I was on foot)

Kid gets a little excited in the vid, but great semi kill here.

The dunce lobby is so annoying...

I promise I'll stop blowing up people's cars!!!

How many cars do you have to blow up before you get put into the dunce lobby?

I can't answer the above question, but got a funny story about blowing up people's cars.

Was playing yesterday f***ing around in free mode..... blew up 4-5 cars over 2 different sessions. As soon as I joined a 3rd one, I get the "good sport" 1k bonus? lol

That good sport thing must be for not quitting missions, races, ect. because I never do that, but I do blow up people's cars every now and again

Think its around 5-10 within a short time frame, if you blow up a couple a session ur good, go on a rampage and you're in there. Been tempted to get in cos its supposed to be more fun, don't fancy being stuck on my own for two days though

Not sure exactly. I feel like I deserved it anyway..

My friend was camping on a roof near the busiest los santos customs (near all the expensive apartments) blowing up cars as people came in.

You would think the dunce lobby could be a lot of fun, but it's just so annoying when you're trying to do something and you get blown up again and again. It gets tiring after a while.


When my friend was playing last night, some guy towed his car to the other side of the map and sent him a message saying "commend me if you want your car back or I will crush it" (apparently if someone "commends" you, you get out of the dunce lobby). When he went to get the car it was in the big airport I think, completely crushed and battered, but still working. He said it took him ages to drive it out since the area is all fenced.

Another time I wanted to use my Bati 800 but it was marked as moving along the highway on the upper west side of the map. Not sure if a computer character had robbed it, if it was being towed, or if a player was somehow moving it.. When I tried to call the mechanic to get it for me, it said "this vehicle is not empty".


It's also surprising humiliating having to wear the dunce cap...

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswir...pons-vehi.html

Doesn't seem that great.

I want to know when I can start cross dressing

Damn I wish the off the radar lasted longer than 1 minute, ideally I'd like it to be 3 mins at least. You just can't be that sneaky the way it is, can't blend in to the NPCs properly before the timer runs out, gotta run or drive quick to get to people and they realise if they're paying any attention.

At what level can you start doing this and how much does it cost? I'm a level 48 and I have heard about this, but I've never seen it. If it is a reasonable price I could see this entertaining me for no fewer than 5 hours straight.

Get it at level 40 iirc, call up lester and you get the option, costs $500. I had lots of plans for it but unfortunately 1 minute isn't enough time

There should be options like 1min $500, 3 for $5k and 10 for $50k, I'd happily pay that to have some fun.
But it wont happen as there are sooo many small things that could be improved, they can't do it all. Still, awesome game, I'm enjoying it a lot.

tell us some of your plans

I never saw armoured trucks until i spawned into some lobby with only 1 other player and then saw 3 in succession. I'm guessing they only show up near whomever is there first?

Just silly stuff really, like strolling up to people casually and cold cocking/shanking/planting stickies on them, cruising up and pulling sneaky drivebys, pouring puddles of gas on the sidewalk and lighting it as they walk over it, stealing a cop car and chasing people who don't have a wanted level, that kind of thing. Picking up Simeons high priority car with a cargobob, flying straight up and dropping it on them from a great height when they get there. Basically just trolling people lol

Meh at least it's free and all the weapons and vehicles are free in game as well.

Guess the more interesting stuff is coming later.

I wish they would open the casino..

Yeah anything free is fine with me. Seems to make sense they would release something simple at first.

Anyone else struggle to get online at all? It seems to chuck me out or freeze on loading repeatedly

Been happening a lot to me last 5-6 hours. Will be able to play like 1 race or mission then I'll get timed out and it sends me back to single-player :/ Rinse and repeat....