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Old 09-30-2013, 01:32 AM   #2501
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stole the military jet and landed it at trevor's airfield, hope it stays in that hanger...it's really easy to steal if you jump out of a plane right over the military base and guide the parachute straight into the hanger containing it, don't have to fire a shot or take any damage
Driving in is really easy also lol. Half the time the alarm doesn't go up until you're in the hangar.
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Old 09-30-2013, 05:25 AM   #2502
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

I've been trying to steal the jet from Fort Zancudo for like 3 hrs. Something like
- 2x: crashed on the fence on the outer edge of the fort trying to stay low to the ground
- 1x: crashed on a platform right in front of the plane
- 3x: blown up by tank driving in
- 2x: trying to take helicopter in and getting shot down
- 1x: get out, first missile attempt to shoot me down kills me
- 1x: get out, dodge first missile, crash into countryside trying evasive maneuvers to dodge 2nd missile

WILL NEVER GIVE UP
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Old 09-30-2013, 05:35 AM   #2503
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

NOOO I GOT AWAY AND THEN THE ****ING ENGINE DIED OR SOMETHING AND I JUST CRASHED UNCONTROLLABLY

NOOOOOOO

ETA: I GOT IT ZOMG and then I went to the airfield in Sandy Shores and was too nervous to store it there after landing cause I landed a plane there before and it only seems to let you keep 1 in the hangar so the second one I brought disappeared, so I was like I don't want to chance this jet not being saved, took off again and flew to the smaller one you can buy as a property...AND ****ING CRASH LANDED **** MY LIFE

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Old 09-30-2013, 06:10 AM   #2504
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

So I'm balls deep in some GTA and this has been annoying me. I don't know if anyone else is experiencing the same issue.

I check the map for available missions. I go there, say a "?" for Strangers and Freaks or an "F". I travel to these locations and when I get there the symbols disappear and there isn't a mission to do. What gives? These are color-coded for each character so I know they are valid.
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Old 09-30-2013, 06:34 AM   #2505
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

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NOOO I GOT AWAY AND THEN THE ****ING ENGINE DIED OR SOMETHING AND I JUST CRASHED UNCONTROLLABLY

NOOOOOOO

ETA: I GOT IT ZOMG and then I went to the airfield in Sandy Shores and was too nervous to store it there after landing cause I landed a plane there before and it only seems to let you keep 1 in the hangar so the second one I brought disappeared, so I was like I don't want to chance this jet not being saved, took off again and flew to the smaller one you can buy as a property...AND ****ING CRASH LANDED **** MY LIFE
Stop using afterburners you complete noob, the jet has limited fuel.
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Old 09-30-2013, 06:42 AM   #2506
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

Got away, landed at the property airfield, figured out that I don't think you can store planes there, flew back to the main Sandy Shores hangar, got out of the jet, hopped in the plane currently in the hangar to move it out so I could move the jet in, move it literally 100 yards away, turn around, THE ****ING JET IS GONE.

**** YOU ROCKSTAR
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Old 09-30-2013, 06:48 AM   #2507
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

The engine dies eventually if you get hit by a rocket but survive. I thought it was gas too until I got away clean.
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Old 09-30-2013, 07:03 AM   #2508
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

lol, it's so annoying when simply due to timing there's a jet blocking your exit or a tank in perfect position to just one-shot you

eta: FINALLY GOT IT and made damn sure the camera did not leave the jet when I got out of it to move the old plane from the hangar. Quick saved on my phone, reloaded, jet is in the hangar where I left it.

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Old 09-30-2013, 09:20 AM   #2509
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

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So I'm balls deep in some GTA and this has been annoying me. I don't know if anyone else is experiencing the same issue.

I check the map for available missions. I go there, say a "?" for Strangers and Freaks or an "F". I travel to these locations and when I get there the symbols disappear and there isn't a mission to do. What gives? These are color-coded for each character so I know they are valid.
Some of them are only available at certain t
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Old 09-30-2013, 09:33 AM   #2510
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

If a random event is active the missions disappear too.
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Old 09-30-2013, 10:29 AM   #2511
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

drove past a cow earlier, upon reflection i wish i had stopped gotten out and punched it.

anyone with any cow punching experiences they can share?
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Old 09-30-2013, 11:33 AM   #2512
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drove past a cow earlier, upon reflection i wish i had stopped gotten out and punched it.

anyone with any cow punching experiences they can share?
yes actually i think i punched about everything in that game.
was a bit disappointing they just go moooooooooooh and drop dead.
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Old 09-30-2013, 11:37 AM   #2513
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What about sticky bombing them?
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Old 09-30-2013, 12:52 PM   #2514
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

GTA online starts tomorrow right? Anyone know exactly when it launches?
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Old 09-30-2013, 01:14 PM   #2515
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lol, it's so annoying when simply due to timing there's a jet blocking your exit or a tank in perfect position to just one-shot you

eta: FINALLY GOT IT and made damn sure the camera did not leave the jet when I got out of it to move the old plane from the hangar. Quick saved on my phone, reloaded, jet is in the hangar where I left it.
Lol the fighter can take off almost instantly. I get in driving and fly it out every time with no problems.
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Old 09-30-2013, 01:36 PM   #2516
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Not been keeping with thread but has it been announced at exactly what time the online goes up? one time 6 hours from now at 12 UK
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Old 09-30-2013, 01:48 PM   #2517
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

They haven't announced a time yet.
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Old 09-30-2013, 02:40 PM   #2518
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

Is there a PS3 crew going yet? If not everyone join:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/2_plus_2
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Old 09-30-2013, 03:07 PM   #2519
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

your crew sucks

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Old 09-30-2013, 03:56 PM   #2520
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

joined the 2p2 ps3 crew, is online available already?

im ready to have an anxiety attack if it is.
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:01 PM   #2521
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

i wanna join a casual PS3 crew. i'm a fulltime student in europe with no microphone, and i wouldn't say i'm especially good, so if that's ok i'll join in.

i was pretty late to the party in that pisswasser stock pump & dump, but i still made about a 50% profit.

looked like the share price was at about 11,50 when i sold, so the early investors in that scheme multiplied their money tenfold. definitely worth it to keep an eye on those stock market manipulations.
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:03 PM   #2522
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Lol the fighter can take off almost instantly. I get in driving and fly it out every time with no problems.
Maybe you're getting a diff jet than me? This is my plan:



blue = drive in, red = jet, green = fly out

Things that can go wrong:
- tank is already positioned to the NE of the jet, shoots me/jet as I'm getting in
- another jet is taxiing directly in front of mine's hangar and sorry, the jets don't talk off quite fast enough to just hop over it

And when I finally got it last night was the first (and only) time I've ever not had to deal with dodging anti-air missiles, that doesn't happen to you?
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:18 PM   #2523
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17

Hope this goes live later tonight. Got to work a home volleyball match, but pumped about playing later on.
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:24 PM   #2524
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joined the 2p2 ps3 crew, is online available already?

im ready to have an anxiety attack if it is.
They haven't announced what time GTA:O launches, whether midnight or during regular maintenance.

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i wanna join a casual PS3 crew. i'm a fulltime student in europe with no microphone, and i wouldn't say i'm especially good, so if that's ok i'll join in.
Sure, anyone can join. I think the only thing the crew is really used for is making it easier to join the same game.
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:37 PM   #2525
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Re: GTA V - releases September 17



I get this one goofy. It's in the middle of the runway surrounded on three sides by a chainlink fence. Can just take straight off when you get in. There is one guy guarding it and it's best to just run him over/get in.
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