Who is ejul and why are they braindead?

I was grinding missions and generally got bored. I took y'alls advice and did my own thing. My favorite thing to do is steal cars until I get a bounty, the higher the better. I spend my time driving around killing mofos who try to kill me. I also enjoy chasing guys down, killing them and popping their tires. Since I cannot destroy their cars I figure that has to be the next most annoying thing.

That's why u buy bulletproof tires

Hi Rusty, sent from my International Samsung Galaxy S3.

Jesus Christ this Lester mission where you cause chaos... Is it even ****ing possible? I've been doing it for 2 hours, prob failed about 50 times

Lol awesome.

So I tilt quit the missing. I'm raging. Some random guy puts a bounty on me for no reason..

I get killed and my car gets torched. It says my car is impounded but it's not on the map anywhere. So I buy a ****ing garage with all my money so I can do the locate vehicle thing. Well it says I don't have a personal vehicle. Lol. Had just put 40k into to trick it out. Rage.

I've only done one of them. The one where you have to blow up a bunch of police vehicles. Took me and a friend three times to complete it.

im a dunce now, is there a way to avoid having to play in bad sport servers for 2 days?

Yeah that's the one. Could not do it.

The impound is a pain in the ass to find if you don't know where to look but your car will definitely be there if it says it's there. Failing that try calling the insurance co.

Where to find the impound (red marker):

Did this first time. Dont see whats so hard if you're using sticky bombs.

Yeah went there it wasn't there. Calling insurance worked ty

Is there a way to make online mode load from the start-up? I always start in story mode then have to reload to go to online mode.

Xbox you push A when it starts to load. Look in bottom right of screen while loading.

Sometimes the push A thing doesn't come up though.

On ps3, pressing x on loading screen will toggle between loading story mode and online. Says in bottom right hand corner to press x to load online.

Who the hell is Oldandfeeble, and why did he keep ****ing me?

In the racing session last night? That **** was carnage lol, best I got was a 3rd, most races I was out of contention within 10 seconds, quit out cuz I was slightly drunk and raging lol

If you want to rage do 1 lap races down the pipe with super cars

They are so light you can't even hit the cardboard and every little bump has potential to send people flying (including the 2nd hairpin turn)


Was a great way to make a ton of money though because it's a quick race.



Are there benefits to having an apt? I have garage now.


Also I was riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy on a mission earlier. I had my SMG out and he nudged (not wrecking) a light pole and I dropped my SMG. Guess I have to buy a new one now.

thank you

Canada? I am Oldandfeeble and I assume you are talking about the racing session. I wasn't paying attention and I didn't even realize anyone from our crew besides myself was in the same race as me until the last 2 races.

I do apologize because in that last race we were in 1st and 2nd pretty close to the end and I was trying to avoid you, but obviously that didn't work out.

I think its called 'down the drain' .. me, girrafe and panda, plus a couple of my mates and some randoms were doing that for aaaaages last week.. was so much fun. It was 'just one more' untill stupid o'clock!

A bit of cardboard ruining your otherwise faultless race is unfuriating though!

Lol. No worries. Yeah thats me. I kinda figured you didnt know who I was

Lol was just gonna post about that, good fun.

Down the drain definitely has the highest variance of all the tracks i've raced, it's the only track whereby you can race it perfectly and still spin out 4 times.

This has probably been posted in the past but she rocks so....



Someone send her a 2p2 invite.

Just joined the 2p2 PS3 crew and did a few races with somebody, not sure who. In the race I chose the winner ended up getting like $9k for 1st with only 3 players total which seemed insane since it took like 2 minutes to complete. I tried to keep repeating the race but I guess they got bored and quit.

Online has so much potential but from what I can see has been a letdown because of some pretty poor game design. Missions / deathmatch yield very little cash in comparison to races, are more time consuming, and have hidden costs in the form of ammo and armor purchases which make them pretty worthless. The biggest problem though has to be the matchmaking. There's no way I should struggle to find a SINGLE PLAYER to join one of my jobs when this game broke sales records and has only been out for a couple of months. Rockstar ought to be embarrassed.