Rise of the Roman Empire: Chapter 2: Ordo ab Chao
Prologue
Chapter 1
After my last conquests my new subjects are not very happy with me.
The order of the day is to conquer Achaea and Trinacria since my cores on them will be expiring in a couple years. In these wars I'll be facing Venice, Aragon, and probably England too since they can't mind their own ****ing business. For that I will need a fleet. I quickly assemble the second greatest fleet known to man.
With my fleet ready I declare war on Achaea. Since they are allied with Venice I simultaneously declare war on Venice as well since I have a CB against them for Naxos and Corfu. Now in my excitement I might have forgot to actually declare war on Achaea as when I unpause the game this pops up:
Note there is nothing about me declaring war on Achaea. Norway, Galacia, and Brabant also join in.
I am slightly outnumbered. My actual troops number 30k since Hungary has no way of joining in the fighting and Aquileia's 5k troops are useless.
I commence sieging Achaea and Corfu. England starts sieging Cyprus and begins ferrying in troops 12k at a time. Venice and Aquileia siege each other. My plan is to quickly siege Achaea, Corfu, and Naxos and annex them, then fight off England until they will peace out. The plan is going nicely, Achaea is occupied and I go to annex. WTF 8 infamy?! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I facepalm and do the next best thing.
At this time I an sieging Corfu and when my army goes to cross to it the Venetian fleet attempts to stop them. LOL Venice falling for my plan. I think I am forgetting something though. Their navy is half the size of mine so as they attempt to block my troops I undock my fleet. Then on the same day my ships undock and meet the Venetian fleet, the second greatest navy humanity has ever seen meets the greatest. They didn't have long to meet since the battle took approximately 1.5 seconds.
oops
As I run around trying to take care of enemy troops and stomp out rebels at the same time Florence joins in against me as well. Notice Ottomans are having some rebel problems as well, Orthodox rebels.
Soon after, sweet free Ottoman province already converted to Orthodox religion.
I'm still chasing enemy armies and rebels (I only have 2 armies) when I suddenly meet the requirements for a national decision. The Federalism +1 sucks but I'll take the free 15k men.
During this time I could have peaced out with England by conceding defeat but I wanted Corfu and Naxos from Venice. Venice continues to be a little bitch and won't give them to me until I actually go and occupy one of its home provinces but eventually they give it.
Peace at last and not a moment too soon. My cores on Trinacria expire in a couple months. I use my free 15k army to assault my rebel provinces and then disband them since being so far over my forcelimits is costing me a fortune. Time to declare war.
I still have no fleet and Cyprus is sieged once again but otherwise the war is much smoother since Aragon can only ferry over 7k troops at a time. The war started out with about 65k enemy troops and by the time I annexed and could get Aragon to peace out they only had 5k left. I'm pretty sure Aragon's King died at some point during the war and they were doing so badly they lost their personal union with Trinacria.
At this point I rest for a couple years to let my war exhaustion go down, build a new fleet, and finally stamp out the last of my rebels. Apparently my neighbors are getting jealous.
Ottomans, wat are you doing, stahp.
Ottomans declare war. Lithuania is Defender of the Orthodox Faith and joins in the fun. Ottomans had 5k troops when they declared war. The Chobanids joined them (and had about 40k troops) but asked for a white peace after a month.
Ottomans are left with 3 provinces. 1 of which promptly declares independence. It is immediately annexed.
5 years later and I'm sorry Ottomans but it is time to go.
As you can see my new mission is to wipe Bulgaria off the map which I'll be happy to comply with once my infamy goes down a bit. My empire in 1412:
I am about 18 months away from being able to diploannex Karamon. I've moved my National Focus to the province of Anatolia to help convert the heathens to the one true religion. I have the Roman Expansion CB against Trebizond and 3 or 4 of the Chobanid provinces. Here is the progress towards my first goal:
Austria has reduced Venice to 1 province that the bastards didn't bother annexing. Here is what happens when I form the Roman Empire:
Quick overview of my empire in 1412:
And the rest of the world:
Lots of big blobs.