A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Monday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer" .

The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on Monday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because on Monday, it’s your day in the well.


At the request of all my loyal fans, I decided on a whim to register up with 2+2 and make this thread so that you could learn more about the man behind the screen name. Please feel free to ask any question no matter how personal and I will endeavour to answer with the cold hard truth.

lol, who are you?

Regular limits?

Number of tables?

Biggest poker achievement?

Who is your favourite player?

Poker story?

Lifetime graph?

Where can i buy these so called ice bananas?

Who are these "loyal fans" you speak of?

In before lock

Well first off BadLieutenant, I think your question is very personal. How can one discribe who they truly are over the interenet? I guess the best way to discribe myself would be to say that i am a kind, aged soul, who is still finding his place on this earth, that or i am the king of microlimit poka.

As to your questions mr.15..

My regular limits are 1c/2c. I am often known as the king of 1c/2c or the prince of 2c/5c.

The amount of tables I play can be anywhere from 1 to 4 depending on how ballller I am feeling at the time.

My biggest poker achievement as of today is coming top 27 in a hubble.. It was a huge time in my life and it what made me quit school to go fulltime with poker.

My favourite player would have to be Durr because he's crazy baller like me.

Ban?

king of 1c/2c and prince of 2c/5c... i LOL'ed.

You cannot buy iceBANANAs` you must become iceBANANAs`..

How can one put there entire life on a graph? It is made up of too many variables to just be mapped out. I can however put it into a poem.

Ode to my life

CLICK CLICK CLICK
mouse moving, heat on
heart is burnings like a raging inferno
UP, DOWN

DOES IT MATTER?!!?!
the screams appear in the darkness like a ghostly apperition
ice melts but no one sees

power, fury, tables
no one understands
let the nickles dimes and cents roll in
as most will soon be broke

- iceBANANAs` 2008

nice....

I like this thread

So I should be banned for trying to share some information with the community? I am simply trying to help others who place my stakes to understand the life behind being a winning 1c/2c player and the hardships i also must deal with in everyday life.

Um can a mod delete this as I think it is a level...

Thread saved, you can now lock it. Thanks.

Thank you speedle for ruining the discussion...

What is your winrate?

What kind of winrate do you think is sustainable at the levels you play?

I don't really understand your question punish but i will give it a shot. The rate at which i win is constant, its never ending. Not even the coldest, darkest heart could stop the current heater I am on. The other day I had my biggest pay day yet when i managed to make 2 buy in's in 1 hour!!! With those kinds of numbers now on my radar i would say i could keep doing thing comfortable ( as long as the risk does not get to high) for the next 10 years before perhaps retiring to spend my fortunes as i please.

OMG OMFG
being crushed by your awesomeness

more SBS poetry

ibl

I really enjoyed jmans well, but his maybe the greatest well ever. I have never asked a question one of these before but here goes. What is normal 2p2 screen name? As this sn is obviously created so your fans would recognize you here. Thank you, I really hope this doesn't get locked its np worse then most of the treads created lately.

lololololol A+ idea llololol

Thank you very much RubberNeck, I am very glad this thread is giving you a better insight into the life of a 1c/2c full ringer. You maybe suprised to hear it but iceBANANAs` is in fact the only 2+2 screen name I have as I normally lurk in the shadows of being a GUEST. Not only is iceBANANAs` my sn but as you will come to learn it is more than that, its my own personal mantra or a way of life even. It is my sincer hope that using my growing fame as the king of 1c/2c that i will be able to spread the word and understand of iceBANANAs` so that everyone can enjoy it.

It's a normal day. You sit down for your daily grind and load up your 3 tables; trying to make a living to feed the fam. You are at ballin' at the .01/.02, and everyone is 100 BB deep. You get the 72 sooted in the big blind. UTG goes all in, everyone calls.
a. What do you do?
b. Did UTG go all in because he knows you are a solid reg and will outplay him post flop?
** Note: you are wearing your lucky pink shirt this day - does this effect your decision?


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