Hey Viff,

Ever had an STD?

you sure?

What's in your garage?

have you seen/read "the secret" and do you believe in the law of attraction?

im a virgin!

isnt the deoderant and isa not so sure about no laws, i got good lawyers tho.

Viffer are you gonna come to Aussieland and play the Aussie Millions? I'm a local grinder and would love to sit in a game with ya and get drunk.

He doesn't get drunk anymore.

Viffer, what's your opinion on 2p2 poster wonderboy's perspective on success?

favorite band?

true story tiered of not remembering if she was tight or not!!!!!!!!

if i knew what it was id hgave an opion but isa opionae you an idiot for just making some ****ttt up

rubber of course

OR ?

Vif, what's your record for spending on hookers on one night?
I just got back from amsterdam where i spent 10k euro in 3 days of whoring...

Epic thread!!

Props to Viffer - my dads got a Brabus SL500 T12 Engine (65K Brabus package) 570 HP its pretty insane, I cant imagine how fast your CL600 with 730HP is!

Beat: He wont let me drive it.

i know it will go 220 govenor on it at 225

Ey Viffer!

Thanks for this well, sweel, whatever. I've actually read the whole thing and it's effin hilarious (Yeye, I have no life, I know)

Here's a question: What nationality would you rather play against/versus?

Gl at the tables and the clubs!

are you always coked up on tv? or just have a twitchy face?

do you spitt or swallow?

LOL

swallow.

oh, you weren't talking to me.

What are your thoughts on Gavin Smith? Ever played cash games with him?

Awesome question for actionjeff!

Will be in Vegas this april - any insider tips on awesome nightclubs (with easy & hot ladies obv.)?

haze is pretty coool, if you want to get girls at any club its supper easy, just make sure you get a dancefloor table, have pleanty of booze, dont have so many guys at table that when girls come there is no room for them. When security introduces girls to you, offer them a drink right away and ask them if they wanna set there purse in drawers ondertable, even if they leave they will come back. tip your security a hundo right away. maybe 2. dont sit around and talk about poker all night, dont let any girls bring guys to table its a big no no just point to guy and security will ask him to leave.

as a general rule when i go out its me + 2-3 guys, you will have a close friend show up so 4-5 guys, dont be afraid to tell your friends no they cant stay or they cant go, you there to have fun and i promise turning around and sword fighting all the time isnt fun, its nice to turn and get nipple prints.


ask host for table number before you go, dont let them bump you,

ill book reservations for people 1k each

also becarefull of thirsty bitches, and waitresses hustling your drinks out, they like to pour **** out or have bussboyz pick it up fast so you gott buy more, just tell them not coool and they usually stop.

xs tao haze tryst eve in that order, but eve on tuesdays is pretty cooool and alot of fun tao on thursdays, xs saturday and mondays.


also beware of hookers trying to hutle you if you get to drunk. and girls are scandelous in clubs so dont leave valuables around.