yeah, definitely a nice hand, as both hero and villain are spewing galore, hero was just spewing a little more solidly!

Well you know... I try my best.

Pretty much this is the thread that made me go from lurker to actually registering an account.

I dropped -7 BI last Friday. I caught a few coolers but mostly I tilted off several stacks. I'll post the more epic spews later.

Stupidity, like misery, loves company

wow, double spewage!!!

I thought y'all might enjoy this. I'm at work so I don't actually have the HH, but I recreated it from memory. Villain seemed reasonable. My favorite part is not the actual spew in the hand, but the implied spew in all the others.


Full Tilt $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $24.15
Hero (UTG+1): $25.00
UTG+2: $21.73
MP1: $23.50
MP2: $27.43
CO: $30.95
BTN: $13.25
SB: $13.00
BB: $24.40

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with T A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, 5 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.85) Q 9 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.5, SB calls $1.5

Turn: ($4.70) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($4.70) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, SB calls $3.5

Final Pot: $11.70

Hero shows T A (ace high)
SB shows AJ (ace high)
SB wins $11.70

wow, I think not betting the turn is a mistake if you were going to bet the river....but he really called with Ace-High and beat the only hand he could possible beat? Soul is now Read.

open folding 99 = +EV?

Hero (UTG): $50.00
UTG+1: $50.00
UTG+2: $51.25
MP1: $70.50
MP2: $76.05
CO: $50.00
BTN: $130.20
SB: $50.00
BB: $49.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 9 9
Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, MP1 calls $1.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($5.25) 6 7 7 (3 players)
Hero bets $3, MP1 folds, BTN raises to $14.25, Hero raises to $48.50 all in, BTN calls $34.25

Turn: ($102.25) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($102.25) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.25
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
BTN shows T 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Twos)
BTN wins $99.25
(Rake: $3.00)



CO: $50.00
BTN: $20.85
SB: $50.00
BB: $112.30
Hero (UTG): $53.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 9 9
Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($4.75) 8 6 T (3 players)
BB bets $110.80 all in, Hero calls $52.05 all in, BTN folds

Turn: ($108.85) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($108.85) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $108.85
BB shows 6 T (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
BB wins $105.85
(Rake: $3.00)

Naw, your open raise is not spewy at all. Excellent spew on the flop though!

UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $50.00
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $65.65
CO: $52.40
BTN: $50.30
Hero (SB): $106.85
BB: $60.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J J
5 folds, BTN raises to $1.75, Hero calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) 2 8 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($9.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero calls $5

River: ($19.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero raises to $23, BTN calls $18

Final Pot: $65.00
BTN shows Q K (two pair, Queens and Twos)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Twos)
BTN wins $62.00
(Rake: $3.00)

OPS

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $19.30
MP2: $24.65
CO: $25.25
BTN: $25.00
Hero (SB): $25.52
BB: $27.77
UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $28.06

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 6 6
5 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.65, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25) 3 9 J (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $1, Hero raises to $3.50, BB folds, BTN calls $2.50

Turn: ($9.25) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6

River: ($21.25) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $21.25
BTN mucks J J
Hero shows 6 6 (a flush, Jack high)
Hero wins $20.19
(Rake: $1.06)

nice catch, fish!

I put him on AK.

Brain DISENGAGE!

villain has 65/15 over 16 hands. Looks fishy but not as fishy as hero.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $50.85
Hero (UTG): $50.00
UTG+1: $40.70
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $74.40
MP2: $54.95
CO: $50.00
BTN: $57.40
SB: $76.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 9 9
Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, 7 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 9 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.75) A (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, UTG+1 calls $6.50

River: ($19.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $40.50 all in, UTG+1 calls $31.20 all in

Best spew in weeks for me. (Names mangled ...)



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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zedBigLawMoniesZed (MP1): $66.45
Hero (MP2): $56.70
aaaVitaminD28aa (CO): $27.05
eexxMASCxxee (BTN): $49.00
xxxxrahulrtttt (SB): $53.55
bbbfareed1234xxx (BB): $50.00
zzzMilovichqqq (UTG): $46.95
gggagentbarbendxxxx (UTG+1): $29.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with 8 4
2 folds, MP1(BLM) raises to $2, Hero raises to $6.50, 4 folds, MP1 raises to $16, Hero raises to $56.70 all in, MP1 calls $40.70

Flop: ($114.15) 9 Q T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($114.15) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($114.15) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $114.15
MP1 shows K K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Hero mucks 8 4
MP1 wins $111.15
(Rake: $3.00)

WOOT! BLM, feel free to thank me for the donation . You said "sorry I slow rolled you", LOL. I was watching the table to see the result but I had so many other tables going I had no time to notice how long you were taking.

Thanks to this spew I managed to have a break even session.

BigLawMonies (2:05:34 AM): PokerStars Game #31532094253: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2009/08/12 1:23:25 ET
Table 'Prymno' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BigLawMonies ($66.45 in chips)
Seat 2: funkyj66 ($56.70 in chips)
Seat 3: VitaminD28 ($27.05 in chips)
Seat 4: xxMASCxx ($49 in chips)
Seat 6: rahulr ($53.55 in chips)
Seat 7: fareed1234 ($50 in chips)
Seat 8: Milovich ($46.95 in chips)
Seat 9: agentbarbend ($29 in chips)
rahulr: posts small blind $0.25
fareed1234: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BigLawMonies [Ks Kh]
Milovich: folds
agentbarbend: folds
agentbarbend leaves the table
BigLawMonies: raises $1.50 to $2
funkyj66: raises $4.50 to $6.50
VitaminD28: folds
xxMASCxx: folds
rahulr: folds
fareed1234: folds
BigLawMonies: raises $9.50 to $16
funkyj66: raises $40.70 to $56.70 and is all-in
BigLawMonies said, "fmlmlmlmlmlmlml"
BigLawMonies: calls $40.70
*** FLOP *** [9s Qs Tc]
*** TURN *** [9s Qs Tc] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9s Qs Tc 9c] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigLawMonies: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
funkyj66: mucks hand
BigLawMonies collected $111.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $114.15 | Rake $3
Board [9s Qs Tc 9c 6s]
Seat 1: BigLawMonies showed [Ks Kh] and won ($111.15) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: funkyj66 mucked [8d 4d]
Seat 3: VitaminD28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: xxMASCxx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rahulr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: fareed1234 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Milovich folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: agentbarbend folded before Flop (didn't bet)


BigLawMonies (2:05:37 AM): then this happened
BigLawMonies (2:05:38 AM): im like
BigLawMonies (2:05:42 AM): =\ ????
mfromr (2:11:14 AM): dont slow roll
mfromr (2:11:15 AM): ppl

LOL, gold

I like the way you played it and don't think its spewy...what was villain thinking?

Im a man


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $114.65
UTG+1: $642.25
UTG+2: $71.15
MP1: $163.70
MP2: $198.00
Hero (CO): $202.50
BTN: $211.90
SB: $145.50
BB: $313.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with Q J
4 folds, MP2 raises to $198 all in, Hero raises to $202.50 all in, 3 folds

Flop: ($397.50) A 3 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($397.50) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($397.50) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $397.50
MP2 shows A 6 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Q J (a pair of Queens)
MP2 wins $394.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Can villains fold Ace rag?


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UTG+1: $43.00
MP1: $16.60
MP2: $77.05
CO: $60.95
Hero (BTN): $60.50
SB: $21.75
BB: $10.00
UTG: $17.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 8 Q
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) J 2 A (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $4.00, MP2 raises to $8, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($21.75) 6 (2 players)
MP2 bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15, MP2 calls $10.50

River: ($51.75) 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $35.00, MP2 calls $35

Final Pot: $121.75
MP2 shows 3 A
Hero shows 8 Q
MP2 wins $118.75
(Rake: $3.00)


No.


Back door flush draw.



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UTG+2: $53.85
MP1: $9.75
MP2: $72.70
CO: $8.25
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $10.00
BB: $63.25
UTG: $10.90
UTG+1: $85.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 9 T
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $7.50, Hero calls $4.50

Flop: ($16.25) A 2 4 (2 players)
MP2 bets $7.50, Hero raises to $21, MP2 raises to $34.50, Hero raises to $42.50, MP2 calls $8

Turn: ($101.25) 9 (2 players)

River: ($101.25) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.25
MP2 shows K A
Hero shows 9 T
MP2 wins $98.25
(Rake: $3.00)


Turn was actually a mis-click. I typed in to bet $30 as I was thinking as it saves time but then after a few squeezes of my PS stress star I obv realised he's never folding to I'm just gonna give up. Then I accidently click the bet instead of check btn, fml.



IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $51.30
Hero (UTG): $64.01
MP: $54.85
CO: $70.51
BTN: $44.64
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 5 2 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $14, BB calls $8

Turn: ($32.25) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20.00, BB raises to $35.30, Hero calls $15.30

River: ($102.85) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $102.85
BB shows A K
BB wins $99.85
(Rake: $3.00)

Looking over these hands it obvious the min raise is like my cyrptinite.

Hand 1:
Hand 2:
Hand 3:

Lemme try



Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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BTN: $59.80
SB: $107.55
Hero (BB): $112.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K T
1 fold, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.00) J 8 6 (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($18.00) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $12, Hero raises to $27, SB calls $15

River: ($72.00) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $35, SB calls $35

Final Pot: $142.00
SB shows Q J (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows K T (high card King)
SB wins $141.00
(Rake: $1.00)


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $28.50
UTG+2: $34.00
MP1: $18.30
MP2: $66.75
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $100.00
SB: $49.30
BB: $69.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $1, MP1 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, BTN raises to $16, 4 folds, Hero raises to $37, BTN raises to $100 all in, Hero calls $63 all in

Flop: ($203.50) J T 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($203.50) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($203.50) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $203.50
Hero shows J K (a pair of Jacks)
BTN shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
BTN wins $200.50
(Rake: $3.00)

also teddie that is some solid spew vn!

Some small spews from tonight's session.

NIT NIT NIT NIT FU NIT NIT NIT NIT

Hero (BB): $109.75
UTG: $97.50
UTG+1: $34.00
MP1: $65.75
MP2: $285.45
CO: $50.00
BTN: $102.60
SB: $9.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q 5
5 folds, BTN raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $5

Flop: ($14.25) 5 K 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($30.25) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($30.25) A (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BTN calls $15

Final Pot: $60.25
Hero shows Q 5 (two pair, Fives and Threes)
BTN shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
BTN wins $57.25
(Rake: $3.00)



MP1: $47.50
MP2: $90.60
CO: $50.90
BTN: $97.25
Hero (SB): $128.00
BB: $92.45
UTG: $99.25
UTG+1: $34.10
UTG+2: $118.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q K
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, MP1 calls $2.50, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: ($9.50) A T 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($9.50) A (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, BTN checks

River: ($9.50) 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, BTN bets $2, Hero raises to $12, MP1 folds, BTN requests TIME, BTN calls $10

Final Pot: $33.50
BTN shows Q T (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero shows Q K (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $31.85
(Rake: $1.65)

Beat this:

Hand #1
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SB: $106.25
Hero (BB): $105.00
UTG: $141.70
UTG+1: $89.30
MP1: $105.65
MP2: $98.00
CO: $100.00
BTN: $224.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with J A
4 folds, CO raises to $4, BTN raises to $15, 1 fold, Hero raises to $37, 1 fold, BTN raises to $224.70 all in, Hero calls $68 all in

Flop: ($214.50) 9 3 6

Turn: ($214.50) 6

River: ($214.50) Q

Final Pot: $214.50
Hero shows J A (a pair of Sixes)
BTN shows K A (a pair of Sixes)
BTN wins $211.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
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MP1: $104.50
MP2: $128.85
CO: $18.95
Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $131.60
BB: $20.00
UTG: $34.95
UTG+1: $36.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with Q A
2 folds, MP1 raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 5 K 2 (2 players)
MP1 bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15.50) J (2 players)
MP1 bets $9, Hero calls $9

River: ($33.50) 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $23, MP1 calls $23

Final Pot: $79.50
MP1 shows K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero shows Q A (a pair of Fives)
MP1 wins $76.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
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UTG+1: $101.50
MP1: $57.70
MP2: $56.25
CO: $100.00
BTN: $22.70
SB: $24.75
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $40.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $3.50, 5 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) 2 9 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $4, Hero raises to $13, UTG+1 calls $9

Turn: ($33.50) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $21, UTG+1 calls $21

River: ($75.50) T (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $64 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $75.50
UTG+1 wins $72.50
(Rake: $3.00)