Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $14.98
Hero (UTG+2): $25.00
MP1: $5.49
MP2: $5.35
CO: $17.80
BTN: $16.89
SB: $27.92
BB: $5.00
UTG: $4.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with J 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 7 A 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.75) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

River: ($15.75) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17.25 all in, SB calls $17.25

Final Pot: $50.25
Hero shows J 5 (a pair of Sevens)
SB shows K A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SB wins $47.74
(Rake: $2.51)

Repping the Jackson Five I see. NH!

Hey, my favourite thread is back!!!

First spew of the month *proud*


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (SB): $227.00
BB: $77.20
UTG: $194.00
UTG+1: $240.00
MP1: $34.00
MP2: $200.00
CO: $200.00
BTN: $235.35

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with Q A
3 folds, MP2 raises to $7, CO calls $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($23.00) 4 6 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $14, CO folds, Hero raises to $65, MP2 calls $51

Turn: ($153.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $128, MP2 calls $128 all in

River: ($409.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $409.00
Hero shows Q A (Ace Queen high)
MP2 shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
MP2 wins $406.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Oh baby give me one more chance....

I thought you are suppose to shove PF with Jackson 5.

+1 NH KB.

omg missed this thread so much

hello old friend

Hello Darkness my old friend.

don't talk about beautiful life-affirming spew that way

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($61.40)
BB ($29.25)
UTG ($71.05)
UTG+1 ($47.45)
UTG+2 ($68.90)
MP1 ($49.95)
MP2 ($107)
CO ($50.75)
BTN ($54.95)

Dealt to Hero 9 K

UTG raises to $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, UTG+2 calls $1.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $9, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $7.50, fold

FLOP ($21.50) Q 3 7

Hero bets $52.40 (AI), UTG+1 calls $38.45 (AI)

TURN ($98.40) Q 3 7 4

RIVER ($98.40) Q 3 7 4 J

UTG+1 shows J 8
(Pre 39%, Flop 26.9%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows 9 K
(Pre 61%, Flop 73.1%, Turn 86.4%)

UTG+1 wins $95.40

sorry not spew if it's for value

I don't have any amazing spews to compare with the stuff here, but some of the sicker spots I have put myself in have gone exactly in this fashion.

+1. GTFO with your "hero wins ..." hand Martin. This thread is for hero spews only. BBV is <---- that-a-way.

Here is a spew from last night (going on memory):

Villain is a complete unknown. 50NL at PokerStars

UTG: limps for .50
Hero ($50): limps for .50 with 77
MP: limps for 50
fold, fold,
BTN: limps
SB ($50): raises to $3.50
BB: folds
UTG: folds
Hero: raises to $11
fold, fold...
SB calls.

Flop (pot $24): T 8 3

Hero ($39) bets $15



BB calls

Turn (pot $54): 2
check, check

River (pot $54): 6
BB shoves all in
Hero folds.



I'm really trying not to do this **** anymore so this really tilted me.

Reading this thread before starting a session was very much -EV

So much bad logic in this spew........

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG+1: $70.90
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $8.50
CO: $9.75
Hero (BTN): $54.50
SB: $36.15
BB: $50.75
UTG: $107.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 3 4
UTG calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.50,"Huge fish limps and my cards are oh so pretty" SB calls $0.25, BB raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.50 "lol Misclickaments" 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 4 K T (2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

"Oooh i has a pair awesome,........ i call"

Turn: ($17.00) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $12, Hero raises to $45.50, BB calls $30.75 all in

"Oooh and a draw too plus i can totally rep a set/straight , villain will only call with aces/set right???"

River: ($102.50) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.50
Hero mucks 3 4
BB shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
BB wins $99.50
(Rake: $3.00)

OH

I want to name this "Fluffing the nuts". You were 100% correct, and he had one of the 1-3 hands and he can call you with.....

Genius! We need a forum safe picture to go with that...

Is spewing a good thing to do? Sometimes yes if you get into a battle of the spews. This is like my new favorite hand now.

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HAND 1
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$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Poker Tools by Stoxpoker - Hand Details


UTG+2: $9.63 (192.6 bb)
MP1: $4.41 (88.2 bb)
MP2: $9.39 (187.8 bb)
MP3: $4.68 (93.6 bb)
CO: $12.22 (244.4 bb)
BTN: $7.66 (153.2 bb)
Hero (SB): $10 (200 bb)
BB: $3 (60 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K A
4 folds, CO raises to $0.17, BTN folds, Hero raises to $0.56, BB folds, CO calls $0.39

Flop: ($1.17) J 5 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.17, CO calls $1.17

Turn: ($3.51) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.51, CO calls $3.51

River: ($10.53) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.76 and is all-in, CO calls $4.76

Results:

Wrong thread. This thread is for posts where hero loses money. kthxbai

Set over set sucks...especially when all I have is one pair.

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BB: $11.05
UTG: $4.60
UTG+1: $5.63
MP1: $6.20
MP2: $14.51
CO: $4.60
Hero (BTN): $10.03
SB: $4.94

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05, MP1 checks, MP2 calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.35, MP1 calls $0.40, MP2 calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.72) 9 6 8 (4 players)
UTG+1 bets $1.18, MP1 calls $1.18, MP2 folds,
Hero talks himself into spewing: "They must have overpairs, they wouldn't have called my PFR with 99 or 88,"
Hero raises to $9.63 all in, UTG+1 calls $4.05 all in, MP1 calls $4.60 all in

Turn: ($18.51) 5 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($18.51) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $18.51
UTG+1 shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
MP1 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
MP1 wins $1.05
MP1 wins $16.58
(Rake: $0.88)

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($14.52)
BB ($11.64)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($19.10)
UTG+2 ($23.81)
MP1 ($30.61)
MP2 ($25.50)
CO ($22.89)
Hero ($27.19)

Dealt to Hero T 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.85) 2 K 6

CO checks, Hero bets $1.25, CO calls $1.25

TURN ($4.35) 2 K 6 A

CO checks, Hero bets $3, CO calls $3

RIVER ($10.35) 2 K 6 A 4

CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Hero shows T 9
(Pre 40%, Flop 14.4%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows J 8
(Pre 60%, Flop 85.6%, Turn 100.0%)

CO wins $25.04

Villain donking on flop and check raising over the top on turn, fold to shove-


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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Hero (MP2): $50.00
CO: $50.00
BTN: $50.00
SB: $50.00
BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $51.85
UTG+2: $103.25
MP1: $112.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with A A
3 folds, MP1 raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, MP1 calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.75) K 6 J (2 players)
MP1 bets $6.55, Hero calls $6.55

Turn: ($23.85) 4 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $13, MP1 raises to $28, Hero raises to $38.45 all in, MP1 folds

Final Pot: $79.85
Hero mucks A A
Hero wins $76.85
(Rake: $3.00)

^^ wut?

Villain spewing-

no u

somebody needs to reread the first few posts in the thread...