I've got some super spew. Just wait till later, I'm gonna spew all over this thread.

I hate people who doesn't know how to fold aces, he was 6/5 btw


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $100.00
UTG+2: $100.00
MP1: $100.00
MP2: $65.65
CO: $270.35
Hero (BTN): $106.10
SB: $108.80
BB: $100.00
UTG: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 5 A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, 4 folds, Hero calls $4, 1 fold, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 4 9 T (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $9, Hero raises to $24, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $54, Hero folds

Final Pot: $60.50
UTG+1 wins $57.55
(Rake: $2.95)

Seriously, even people without half their brain would understand to fold their aces there!

Nice Spewage!

tyvm

He has TT there like every day and believes its the lucky set over set world!

Does he even raise TT UTG? He's 6/5...

Here comes some quality spew:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $25.00
BTN: $16.80
SB: $30.30
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $20.20
UTG+2: $8.70
MP1: $24.65
MP2: $30.35

CO posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is BB with 9 9
4 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, CO checks, BTN raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.60) 7 Q 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.75, Hero raises to $5.75, BTN calls $4

Turn: ($15.10) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.55, BTN calls $9.55 all in

River: ($34.20) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $34.20
BTN shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
BTN wins $32.55
(Rake: $1.65)

lol what's that thereom called again? Ba-donkey?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG+1: $6.15
MP1: $10.00
MP2: $15.55
CO: $32.40
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00
BB: $5.00
UTG: $19.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J 9
4 folds, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, CO calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 2 Q 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.85) J (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $5, CO raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $22.25 all in, CO calls $11.75

River: ($50.35) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.35
CO shows K T (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero mucks J 9
CO wins $47.85
(Rake: $2.50)

fu, leave me to eat shortstacks in peace plz

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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Hero (UTG+2): $50.00
MP1: $9.55
MP2: $7.50
CO: $9.25
BTN: $57.20
SB: $47.00
BB: $46.25
UTG: $37.90
UTG+1: $2.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+2 with Q A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.55, 4 folds, SB raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero calls $3.45

Flop: ($13.00) 6 8 3 (2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($31.00) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $35 all in, SB requests TIME, SB folds

Final Pot: $31.00
Hero wins $29.45
(Rake: $1.55)

:d i overshove every single time i know i has the nuts and nobody every calls

Sit at my table and practice your jedi mind trick. I promise I'll pay you off

I can't even begin to tell you how much this thread has helped me! I can now fly, and am impervious to bullets! Don't believe me? Just watch this...

Serious gold ITT

I really helps me to see other players (some of them very good players) show hands in which they played really badly.

^ Every last one of these hands is played optimally.

Actually, seriously, I found reading this very reassuring. As a newb playing 2NL for the first time, its taking some adjustment from what works in play money--my first day I dropped 3BI right away. Seeing folks spew hundreds with absolutely nothing makes me feel less like a complete idiot--just a certain kind of idiot. This thread is like asprin for tilt.

My spew which looks horrendous in my DB doesn't look quite as bad when I post it here. Therapeutic!

I've got two from my -7 BI session the other day.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $5.19
MP2: $5.00
CO: $13.80
BTN: $34.11
Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $27.36
UTG: $7.72
UTG+1: $3.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 9 T
4 folds, CO calls $0.25, BTN raises to $1.10, Hero calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.70) T 2 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.25, Hero calls $2.25

Turn: ($7.20) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $4.75

River: ($16.70) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $16.90 all in, BTN calls $16.90

Final Pot: $50.50
BTN shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Twos)
Hero shows 9 T (two pair, Tens and Twos)
BTN wins $47.98
(Rake: $2.52)


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $43.12
UTG+1: $29.91
UTG+2: $6.35
MP1: $4.90
MP2: $38.47
CO: $30.08
BTN: $5.97
Hero (SB): $25.82
BB: $9.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K T
5 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, CO calls $1

Flop: ($2.75) J 5 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.55, CO calls $1.55

Turn: ($5.85) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50

River: ($12.85) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, CO calls $5.50

Final Pot: $23.85
CO shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows K T (King Jack high)
CO wins $22.66
(Rake: $1.19)

This is the closest to spew I have in this months NLHE database:

Full Tilt $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $400.00
BB: $330.15

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 5
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 4 9 Q (2 players)
BB bets $8.00, Hero raises to $30, BB calls $22

Turn: ($72.00) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $54.00, BB calls $54

River: ($180.00) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $180.00
Hero shows 8 5
BB shows Q 3
BB wins $179.50
(Rake: $0.50)

shove the river. That way if the villain calls you have a proper spew to post here

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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MP: $37.80
CO: $13.05
Hero (BTN): $43.95
SB: $6.00
BB: $15.00
UTG: $36.80
UTG+1: $59.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 4 6
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, MP raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $1

Flop: ($4.10) 4 9 8 (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($11.10) 2 (2 players)
MP bets $10, Hero raises to $39.20 all in, MP calls $23.05 all in

River: ($77.20) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $77.20
MP shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero mucks 4 6
MP wins $74.20
(Rake: $3.00)


Sometimes you just have to call B.S. and shove your suited connectables in their face.

You do have about 30% equity which makes it (by my calc) EV approx -$10 == -40bb. Not epic, but nice spew none the less!

Trying to get people off PPs generally don't work...

I don't know what happened in this hand, pretty much on major tilt that night. Anyways not sure if its considered spewing.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 ($60.85)
MP1 ($10.05)
MP2 ($34.20)
CO ($20.85)
Button ($69)
Hero (SB) ($39.35)
BB ($9)
UTG ($14)



Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, K
UTG bets $1, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, CO calls $4

Flop: ($12.50) 8, 5, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO raises to $15.85 (All-In), Hero calls $10.85

Turn: ($44.20) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($44.20) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $44.20 | Rake: $2.15

Results:
Hero had 6, K (high card, King).
CO had K, 9 (high card, King).
Outcome: CO won $42.05

solid second post

Definitely spew. Bravo!