Yeah RIGHT

At least I am not the only one. I played against a bunch of them and got killed all weekend long. I gave it to them, they gave it to others. It's the circle of life. only, it's not a circle otherwise I would have gotten it back???? maybe that doesnt work.

absolutely ******ed short stacker. and even worse me WHY THE **** DO I bluff at 50NL donks

I did look at his stack size on the turn (no room on the river). But still decided to fire away as I thought I had Feq

and on the river I decided that a bet that exactly puts him all in would be the scariest and will give me Feq.

FML

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $51.65
MP1: $87.90
MP2: $50.95
CO: $26.00
BTN: $130.25
SB: $50.25
BB: $50.00
UTG: $49.75
Hero (UTG+1): $53.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with A Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, CO calls $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.50) 3 9 9 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, CO calls $4, SB folds

Turn: ($14.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

River: ($30.50) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, CO calls $12 all in

Final Pot: $54.50
CO shows 2 3 (two pair, Nines and Threes)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Nines)
CO wins $51.85
(Rake: $2.65)

^^^ but he was s00ted

But he had 3-pair

Let's play spot the spew. Is this spew or not, YOU DECIDE! (P.S. Villain is solid regular)

Cake $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 183364
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Juli***: $1.94
BRUS***: $4.66
teab***: $2.32
etty***: $2.34
Hero (): $4.83
pile***: $3.94
Andy***: $8.12
Suhk***: $3.88
ELMA***: $3.86

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is UTG+1 with A J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.14, 1 fold, Andy*** calls $0.14, 4 folds, teab*** calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.44) 9 K 4 (3 players)
teab*** checks, Hero checks, Andy*** checks

Turn: ($0.44) 5 (3 players)
teab*** checks, Hero bets $0.32, Andy*** raises to $1, teab*** folds, Hero raises to $2

It's funny because both of our lines make no sense.

^^^^ last time i did this villian called my raise and shoved on the river and said he turned a set. They always have it don't spew!!

Pretty sure you were getting good odds to draw to the runner-runner boat here.

Besides the obvious testing out a setup, doing a coaching/sweat session, tired and bored type stuff, Rider is pretty aggressive about BRM and I know he's dropped way down when running bad or after a big purchase etc., so its possible he got a new car or something and is in grind/rebuild mode for a bit.

You gotta get all instances username if you want your anti-googling anonymizing to work, otherwise you are just wasting energy. Nice try though.

i'm actually losing my mind

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($50)
Button ($18.15)
SB ($22.25)
Hero (BB) ($92.75)
UTG ($54.50)
UTG+1 ($50)
MP1 ($89.60)
MP2 ($55.65)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, 3
3 folds, MP2 bets $2, CO calls $2, Button calls $2, SB calls $1.75, Hero raises to $11, 2 folds, Button raises to $18.15 (All-In), SB raises to $22.25 (All-In), Hero calls $11.25

Flop: ($66.65) 4, 10, 9 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($66.65) J (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($66.65) 10 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $66.65 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button mucked A, J (two pair, Jacks and tens).
SB had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and tens).
Hero mucked 8, 3 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: SB won $63.65

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 ($24.50)
CO ($75.55)
Hero (Button) ($77.90)
SB ($49.50)
BB ($49.25)
UTG ($30.90)
UTG+1 ($34.50)
MP1 ($36.40)
MP2 ($61.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, A
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP1 bets $1.50, 1 fold, MP3 calls $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $6, 2 folds

Flop: ($16.75) Q, 8, 10 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12.50, UTG raises to $24.40 (All-In), Hero calls $11.90

Turn: ($65.55) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($65.55) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $65.55 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero mucked 5, A (one pair, fives).
UTG had K, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UTG won $62.55

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($55.20)
Button ($50)
SB ($30.45)
BB ($51.15)
UTG ($56.40)
MP1 ($9.25)
MP2 ($7.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, 10
3 folds, Hero bets $1.50, Button raises to $5.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $16.50, Button raises to $50 (All-In), Hero calls $33.50

Flop: ($100.75) Q, J, A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($100.75) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($100.75) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $100.75 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button had A, A (full house, Aces over Jacks).
Hero had A, 10 (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: Button won $97.75

am i doing it right

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($40.65)
BB ($49.25)
Hero (UTG) ($50)
UTG+1 ($39.90)
MP1 ($20.45)
MP2 ($45.60)
CO ($30)
Button ($9.25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, A
Hero bets $2, 3 folds, CO (poster) calls $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 10, J, 4 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12.50, CO calls $9.50

Turn: ($31.25) J (2 players)
Hero bets $29.75, CO calls $15.50 (All-In)

River: ($62.25) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $62.25 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, A (one pair, Jacks).
CO had 8, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: CO won $59.25

i wish they had an anti-google anonymize option in the hand converter.


and :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ tom

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 ($384)
MP3 ($367.75)
CO ($433.75)
Hero (Button) ($424.15)
SB ($461.55)
BB ($414)
UTG ($420.20)
UTG+1 ($254.35)
MP1 ($265.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
UTG calls $4, 4 folds, CO bets $16, Hero raises to $48, 3 folds, CO raises to $120, 1 fold

Total pot: $106 | Rake: $0

Results:
CO didn't show
Outcome: CO won $106

^ level?

SB: $22.30
BB: $39.15
Hero (UTG): $25.00
MP: $17.73
CO: $13.35
BTN: $23.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with A T
Hero raises to $0.85, MP calls $0.85, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.05) 6 Q 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, MP calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.55) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $1, Hero raises to $22.90 all in, MP calls $14.63 all in

River: ($35.81) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $35.81
Hero shows A T (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
MP shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
MP wins $34.02
(Rake: $1.79)

no, my time bank was expired because my internet had cut out previously and I didn't realize it so I wasn't given a warning / time bank and it auto folded

Gross, sorry

That happened to me once on Bodog when I flopped a boat with JJ.

I am such a donk. Here is a nice spew to zzzzsutatazzzz (remove Zs) last night (from memory:

50NL on stars:

Hero in MP $55: 77, raises to $1.50
fu_nit in the CO with $60: calls $1.50

everyone else folds

Flop ($3.75): 5 6 8:spades:
Hero bets $1.50:
fu_nit raises to $4.50
Hero raises to $12
fu_nit raises to $26
Hero shoves all in.

Turn: brick
River: brick

Villain shows 88 (3 o kind)

Talk about spew! villain's raise on the flop is like 2%. WTF am I doing here?

This reminds me of a hand last week where I had the nutz on the river, went to edit the bet amount and discovered that I had TableNinja configured to close a table when the DEL key was pressed. DOH, insta-tilt!

Dunno how villain called me, don't I pretty much always have AK here? :P

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($3.76)
UTG+1 ($4)
MP1 ($3.94)
MP2 ($6.63)
Hero (MP3) ($5.95)
CO ($5.13)
Button ($3.88)
SB ($5.13)
BB ($1.39)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 2, 2
4 folds, Hero bets $0.12, CO calls $0.12, Button raises to $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.38, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.18) 3, 6, A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($1.18) 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.76, Button calls $0.76

River: ($2.70) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, Button calls $2

Total pot: $6.70

Results:
Button had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Hero had 2, 2 (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Button won $6.70




EDIT: Hahahahah looking through old hands and I found this gem. I literally have no idea what I was thinking at the time - donkbet/call ALL 3 STREETS!

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (7 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 ($3.86)
CO ($5.96)
Button ($3.66)
Hero (SB) ($7.58)
BB ($3.86)
UTG ($3.48)
MP1 ($5.08)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, J
2 folds, MP2 calls $0.04, 1 fold, Button calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.02, BB checks

Flop: ($0.16) 9, 3, K (4 players)
Hero bets $0.10, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.10, Button raises to $0.32, Hero calls $0.22, MP2 calls $0.22

Turn: ($1.12) J (3 players)
Hero bets $0.70, 1 fold, Button raises to $1.60, Hero calls $0.90

River: ($4.32) K (2 players)
Hero bets $1.70, Button calls $1.70 (All-In)

Total pot: $7.72

Results:
Button didn't show (3 3)
Hero had K, J (full house, Kings over Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $7.72

I think the following deserves an award for biggest spew in an obviously losing river situation. Villain is a TAG (with Jedi skills; OMG, how did he make my hand move over the interwebz?)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $95.55
UTG+2: $50.00
Hero (MP1): $117.95
MP2: $37.50
CO: $50.00
BTN: $52.30
SB: $144.90
BB: $50.00
UTG: $90.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A Q
UTG raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.00) Q 3 J (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, BTN bets $4, SB calls $4, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $4, MP2 folds

Turn: ($24.00) A (4 players)
SB bets $17, UTG folds, Hero calls $17, BTN calls $17

River: ($75.00) 2 (3 players)
SB bets $122.40 all in, Hero calls $95.45 all in, BTN folds

Final Pot: $265.90
Hero mucks A Q
SB shows T K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SB wins $262.90
(Rake: $3.00)

I'm going to have nightmares about this hand for months to come.
=============

On monkey tilt vs an 80/40 drooler whom I know I need at least TPTK to be ahead.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BB: $122.10
UTG: $59.75
UTG+1: $60.85
MP1: $54.40
MP2: $55.05
Hero (CO): $108.05
BTN: $24.70
SB: $74.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A 6
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $4.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.50) 8 4 2 (2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero raises to $22, SB calls $13

Turn: ($53.50) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $50, SB calls $48.25 all in

River: ($150.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $150.00
Hero mucks A 6
SB shows 8 6 (a pair of Eights)
SB wins $147.00
(Rake: $3.00)

I used up all my run good erasing this spew. I haz sad

Epic. Who's is this?


P.S Trapz

ouch, spewing when you're deep is the worst funkyj.

hai i like 2 spew

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($510.15)
CO ($400)
Button ($360.70)
Hero (SB) ($400)
BB ($412)
UTG ($400)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
2 folds, CO bets $12, 1 fold, Hero calls $10, 1 fold

Flop: ($28) Q, 10, 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $16, Hero calls $16

Turn: ($60) K (2 players)
Hero bets $36, CO calls $36

River: ($132) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $72, CO raises to $336 (All-In), Hero folds

Total pot: $276 | Rake: $3

Results:
CO didn't show
Outcome: CO won $273

Does PokerStars offer grief counseling for spews like these? I need therapy to erase the nightmare of that first spew.

Depending on villain, it could have been a good play. Against this villain a flop call of my raise means he has TP or better and is never folding, which is great if I hit my hand but there is 0 FE. Consequently #2 is pretty bad spew.


Nice, but you need to call the shove for some drooler spewing. No chance you take my crown with weak spewing like that. Come back when you can call 200bb on the river with 0% equity.

Don't know, pretty sure I found it in one of those "halp i can't move up here are my stats" threads from a few weeks ago.