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Old 02-01-2009, 11:06 AM   #1
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Rumnchess's Thought of the Month (A Poem)

Many different faces
In search of pocket aces
Elephants and dogs
Ninjas, gnomes and frogs

Cruising through the jungle
The bruzer and the man
Visiting the beach and finding
Grow has many fans

In church you have a pastor
Accused of masturbation
Chicago is the older man
Who prevents molestation

The ballers come and go
And settle in new york
Where lonesome they may be
But with Rolex, and a fork

Many different faces
In search of pocket aces
Afro-men and dogs
Antonius and frogs

We try to help each other
Those with fishy mothers
And Gugel he is entertaining
Even if he's still in training

We all discuss the benefits
Of raising or the fold
Til DogIsHead comes on in and
We just do as we are told

We all play different stakes
And some pay different rakes
But we always check the LC thread
It is our butter and our bread

Many different faces
In search of bras and laces
Attracting age and races
And geeky kids with braces

The community is growing
And that word is very fitting
For it's true that we as gentlemen
Don't shy away from tits

Debating folds and calls
And lauding those with balls
The good they are respected
The bad they are rejected

Some say things just to babble
And others merely dabble
But one thing we can all agree
That surely Grow's our MVP

Uniting us from young to old
From timid mice to those more bold
Our discussions may have suffered some
In place we gazed at many bums

Many different faces
In search of pocket aces
Elephants and dogs
Ninjas, gnomes and frogs
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:15 AM   #2
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:25 AM   #3
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:28 AM   #4
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:32 AM   #5
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In church you have a pastor
Accused of masturbation
Chicago is the older man
Who prevents molestation

^^wut?


Many different faces
In search of bras and laces
Attracting age and races
And geeky kids with braces

^^goot
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:50 AM   #6
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March goals:

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Old 02-01-2009, 12:25 PM   #7
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haha, this is the best thought ever, huge +1
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:39 PM   #8
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The community is growing
And that word is very fitting
For it's true that we as gentlemen
Don't shy away from tits
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:46 PM   #9
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:56 PM   #10
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:59 PM   #11
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Old 02-01-2009, 01:18 PM   #12
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nice
last verse is sick
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Old 02-01-2009, 01:30 PM   #13
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:28 PM   #14
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:00 PM   #15
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roses are red
violets are blue
usually your threads tilt me
for once, that's not true
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:09 PM   #16
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A+++, would read again. I have one minor suggestion

Quote:
We try to help each other
Those with fishy mothers
And Gugel, he is really ridiculously great
I think of his poker skills when I masturbate
Let's face it gentlemen, you cream your pants when you read my ridiculously awesome soul-reading posts.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:18 PM   #17
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worst FYP ever.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:26 PM   #18
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at first I was like wtf is this ****.

then i read some replies.

then i loled.

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Old 02-01-2009, 05:26 PM   #19
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:39 AM   #20
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lol wow how'd i miss this?

maybe ur best post ever
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:21 AM   #21
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maybe ur best post ever
This.

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Old 02-12-2009, 11:54 AM   #22
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The community is growing
And that word is very fitting
For it's true that we as gentlemen
Don't shy away from tits
BEST RHYME EVER.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:33 PM   #23
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haha. My favorite part:

"In church you have a pastor
Accused of masturbation
Chicago is the older man
Who prevents molestation"
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