He says very mean things like "you're such a donkey" and "thank you" every time he wins the pot. I just sit there and cry for a little while.

seems like he's just being polite

Dale thinks DonkeyLover is a dumber than Sterlin' Marlin. DonkeyDick would probably get up under Dale and get him loose on Turn 4 of the Daytona 500 and kill Dale.

DonkeyNuts called Dale a 11/9 nit. Dale is a much laggier 12/9 and was deeply offended.

But Dale was mostly upset becuase BrokenCookie kept running like Jesus on Easter against Dale. Dale plays too god for CookieCrumbles to play so bad and stack him twice in 10 hands.

So Dale simply called CookieMunster a Cocknose and challenged him to a Green/White/Checkered like shootout of poker. Dale has noticed CaptainCrunch likes playing MicroHU on PTR, but I dont think Cookies will play Dale.

Donkeywitha******SN spoker when he wasnt spoken too, and Dale got mad at him too.

Then Narwhal calms Dale down with a a sign of respect.

Thank You Narwhal.

DonkeyMan is not a nice man. He tries to take bear's precious chippies.

donkey is an idiot

I'm so sheltered in mini mode. Seems like I'm missing out on some good chat.

I use mini mode too and I have a habit of checking the chat whenever I'm in a hand with the Donkey man. I guess I just like the abuse.

Just remember, he abuses you because he loves you

Haha I do the same thing...though I have never played with this donkey however I have played with ashley which is even better!

Loads of bad odd short stacks at 10nl today.

I am relatively new to Merge (and online poker in general), so question for you regs:

I use PT3, is it normal that you can see both player's hands after the hand even the losing hand mucks. Like it won't show up in the chat box, but it will flash over the player. Thus, what's the point in mucking since even if you do people will see the hand anyways...

Yeah it's normal. I don't really know the rules (I suck at poker ) but if a hand goes to showdown and you're last to act or something you have the option to request to see the opponents hand. If you look at the hand history it should show the opponent's hand too. I believe if you're playing live you can ask to see someone's mucked hand but it pisses people off and some places limit you're ability to do this if you abuse the privilege.

Anyone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Yeah I am used to playing live, so if you call, you muck, and unless the other person is a dick, you won't be forced to show your hand. Technically that person can ask to see your hand if they suspect collusion (I don't understand how this makes sense though haha).

Its just annoying that you can't muck a losing hand online.

The mucked hand will ONLY show up in the raw hand history if the hand gets to showdown. Tracking software parses the hand history and displays the mucked hand on your screen for ease. Otherwise you'd have to look through the actual HH manually to find out what the opponent mucked. Fish don't know this and most regs are playing too many tables to be able to do this while playing.

A lot of people

a) don't save hh's

b) don't look back at them

FYP

* Gonna hit the Cubbies in Denver this year and hopefully take a few days for another trip to Wrigleyville this season!

Hey guys , were having our annual beginners questions Hu competition. We need 3 more players if anyone is interested. Hell , people are even offering stakes. Look for the draft me draft me thread in the beginners questions forum. On my phone , so i can't link it , sorry

JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> Thank You
$40.15 returned to JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw from Pot 2
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw wins $97.75 from Pot 1 with : Full House - Aces over Tens
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Starting Game #53098462-188
You Were Dealt (2c,7c)
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> fish
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> fish
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> typical american
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> overplay AK
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> free money seat 7
BlackBear5090> **** you big boy
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> fish
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> donk
ThuggLifee wins $2.37 from Pot 1 with : Two Pair Aces and Queens
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Starting Game #53098462-189
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> LOL ak
You Were Dealt (4h,9s)
BlackBear5090> help im being abused
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> do i look like a man losing vs ak?
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> give me a break
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> fish

JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> free money from bear tonight
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> come andet it
sacameel10 wins $1.87 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #53098462-192
You Were Dealt (6h,Jc)
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> ak...what do u think this is?
Narwhal wins $2.02 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #53098462-193
You Were Dealt (7d,5h)
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> a sit ngo?
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> sweet Jesus kid
111bourke111 wins $1.75 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #53098462-194
You Were Dealt (Td,8s)
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> ak vs my 4 bet
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> and this guy ships

JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> heres a hint...when 10-9's 4 bet, they have it
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Starting Game #53098462-195
You Were Dealt (Qs,Jh)
Narwhal wins $2.08 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #53098462-196
You Were Dealt (Ks,Jc)
JustSomeDonkeyHeeHaw> stepped right in to my texas 2 step trap
111bourke111> do you have an off switch?

lol

Just get a room and get it over with bear and donkey.

Have fun in wrigleyville.

Another beginner question:

What's the deal with autoposting? I can't figure out when it decides to auto post for me. Sometimes, I'm seated into the cutoff they'll make me wait until I get to the BB, but if I'm UTG they'll make me auto post right away despite the fact I'd only have to wait one hand (not sure if this what always happen, its something I've noticed sometimes though).

So go figure... I wouldn't mind autoposting from the cutoff, if I'm in EP? I'd rather wait. How do we control this?

Wait for bb to post option