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Old 03-13-2010, 09:51 PM   #2201
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chin up mark

face it, ipoker is rogged
i know, but hey, someday, when its sunny outside, i shall win moneys!

u see the hands i posted, i poker stoved the 2nd one, on the flop 94% fav, i lose! wtf sir!! pokerstars here i come! but nah, **** it, ur right, chin up! boxing on, all oks imo!!!!

fwiw, i joined the gym during the week, first work out in like 5 yrs! it knocked the **** out of me tbh, my tits are sore, my legs are sore! why the **** i pay moneys for this pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:53 PM   #2202
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imo its much better to leave yourself much more than 3bi. Its very hard to play your Agame after moving up, 3BI shot seems like a waste of time. Chance that you are never going to drop below that amount is just too tiny imo
yeah true, my problem is im always too eager to move up. Plus recently ive been cashing out (thinly veiled) a lot so this holds me back.

meh oh well, i will conquer nl100 sooner or later
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:56 PM   #2203
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Krax how can you be tilted at winning pots
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:03 PM   #2204
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spraggy: cuz I had top set and fish was throwing money in the pot: I was supposed to win his stack. IDK what went wrong. I bet the bastard folded KT.

meglo: you're doing it wrong. 2k balance, 10BI shot, if it fails you can still grind NL50.

Anyway, since I will be cashing out every month from june and I'd like to be cashing out nl100 moneys, I will take not so overrolled shot myself (25bi probably). Kinda feels like now or never spot. And if I fail...well, guess I'll stay with my parents and bye bye foreign university. I'll still live balla life here though, even with nl50 moneys, so thats cool.

How the f do I turn every topic into talk about myself?
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:10 PM   #2205
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spraggy: cuz I had top set and fish was throwing money in the pot: I was supposed to win his stack. IDK what went wrong. I bet the bastard folded KT.

meglo: you're doing it wrong. 2k balance, 10BI shot, if it fails you can still grind NL50.

Anyway, since I will be cashing out every month from june and I'd like to be cashing out nl100 moneys, I will take not so overrolled shot myself (25bi probably). Kinda feels like now or never spot. And if I fail...well, guess I'll stay with my parents and bye bye foreign university. I'll still live balla life here though, even with nl50 moneys, so thats cool.

How the f do I turn every topic into talk about myself?
i assume u hammer nl50?
up for a sweat session during the week sir
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:18 PM   #2206
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this game is just too sick...
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:22 PM   #2207
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this game is just too sick...
this is so true its not even funny

u watching boxing the night sir
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:27 PM   #2208
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yes i will, leaving soon.

clottey has a granite chin and pac doesnt really care. I love these types of fights even tho they never really turn out ot be close.
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i assume u hammer nl50?
up for a sweat session during the week sir
no I dont, thats the fun part. Too little A game playing time and too much lurking around the interwebz while playing to hammer anything. I do have a healthy dose of confidence and gamble in me though.
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:29 PM   #2210
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yes i will, leaving soon.

clottey has a granite chin and pac doesnt really care. I love these types of fights even tho they never really turn out ot be close.
gotta agree, i think pac man, will go toe to toe like **** to say, bring it may weather! not on till 4am here, more beer

im a boxing lover, gotta love how the ******s over her in theu uk havent a clue abt boxing but think they have seen all the fights, coz they have seen hatton on the tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no I dont, thats the fun part. Too little A game playing time and too much lurking around the interwebz while playing to hammer anything. I do have a healthy dose of confidence and gamble in me though.
sweat session would be good anyway, hehe
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:48 PM   #2212
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Enjoying my March in 25nl thus far.
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:50 PM   #2213
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^^^^^ nice job
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:51 PM   #2214
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sick volume tbh
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:53 PM   #2215
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It's playing rush poker, pretty easy to clear 1k hands in an hour.
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y do ppl 4bb HU IP? is there a reason
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:57 PM   #2217
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nicely done ^^^
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:59 PM   #2218
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FML

i'm tilted!, just donked alway 2 BI
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Old 03-13-2010, 11:01 PM   #2219
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FML

i'm tilted!, just donked alway 2 BI
u play ipoker?
any ipoker ppl fancy sng HU omaha for a laf
mirco stakes like, $2 or $5?
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Old 03-13-2010, 11:06 PM   #2220
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ty gents
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Old 03-14-2010, 12:04 AM   #2221
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haha, I got pwned so bad..

I started playing headsup about 6 hours ago and I got some kind of sweatsession going on with two friends via Skype who obsed me through TeamViewer.

So I played and everything was fine until one guy at my table showed up who played 99/53. It was really weird to play him. He was at the one site totally spewy and called down lots of bull**** and sucked me out on the river with many few outers and on the other site I couldnt stack him because he seemed to make incredible folds on all the time when I got something.
So I really had the tough time of my life against that guy. He won lots of money from me by raising me off my bluffs and calling my 9 high down with Ten high and stuff like that.

At some point where we already played like 400 hands together I got really suspicious because I still didnt win any **** of that guy. Everytime I won a little it was instantly taken away by that guy in the next few hands. At this time I was pretty surely already 5 stacks down against that guy.

I was so pissed and my friends and me were just laughing because I ran so incredible bad and got pwned so hard by him.

However, I really thought at about hand 500 that this cant be.. that guy has to be a superuser. this cannot be .. I mean I really did not win a bigger pot than 100bb against that guy and he seemed to raise me off every bluff and every mediocre hand. It was like he always bet the right amount so that I will fold.

At hand 600 I really became pissed. Already dropped like 7 or 8 stacks against him and no sign for hope. Still making incredible light calldowns and tight folds in the right spot.

Now that guy started to chat and gave me a sign and said he does not need the money and stuff and want more action and he started to openpush like all the time and telling me his holecards. I was already so down and kinda depressive but I believed him so I just decided to trust him and call his shoves with my 100bb stack.

So he said All-In with 94o I had TT, called and won. Next hand he said the truth again and so on .. however, after a few hands I won about 5 stacks from him and he had another 6 stacks of me at the table. I dropped much again after he stopped telling me his holecards and started to openraise to between 15 and 50 bb. I was in a 1:2 ratio again and then I openlimped JTo, he raised again to 15 BB, I called and flop came T77r .. he bet like 50 BB in the 30 BB pot and with an ugly 8 on the turn he overbet the turn again so I decided to shoved at this point to not give away this pot. At the end he had 73o and won this 800bb pot against me .. I was mentally so broke and made another rebuy. now the guy kept telling me his holecards again and I started to call him again. Finally after 15 more minutes I finally won all of the cash back with 99 against T4o preflop allin and left the table with 1300 BB.

I was so reliefed to finally get the money back from that guy even when he just threw it back into my arms.

A friend of me was still in skype even after playing 5 hours headsup against this tard and then he asked me if I would know his nickname at iPoker.. Then I realized.. Doh!

He changed to iPoker some days ago and I didnt know his name there. Man, I didnt even think for one second before that he could fool me like that.

750 hands single table headsup against him for a funny story and paying 3 stacks rake to the pokerroom..

Here the graph:

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haha, I got pwned so bad..

I started playing headsup about 6 hours ago and I got some kind of sweatsession going on with two friends via Skype who obsed me through TeamViewer.

So I played and everything was fine until one guy at my table showed up who played 99/53. It was really weird to play him. He was at the one site totally spewy and called down lots of bull**** and sucked me out on the river with many few outers and on the other site I couldnt stack him because he seemed to make incredible folds on all the time when I got something.
So I really had the tough time of my life against that guy. He won lots of money from me by raising me off my bluffs and calling my 9 high down with Ten high and stuff like that.

At some point where we already played like 400 hands together I got really suspicious because I still didnt win any **** of that guy. Everytime I won a little it was instantly taken away by that guy in the next few hands. At this time I was pretty surely already 5 stacks down against that guy.

I was so pissed and my friends and me were just laughing because I ran so incredible bad and got pwned so hard by him.

However, I really thought at about hand 500 that this cant be.. that guy has to be a superuser. this cannot be .. I mean I really did not win a bigger pot than 100bb against that guy and he seemed to raise me off every bluff and every mediocre hand. It was like he always bet the right amount so that I will fold.

At hand 600 I really became pissed. Already dropped like 7 or 8 stacks against him and no sign for hope. Still making incredible light calldowns and tight folds in the right spot.

Now that guy started to chat and gave me a sign and said he does not need the money and stuff and want more action and he started to openpush like all the time and telling me his holecards. I was already so down and kinda depressive but I believed him so I just decided to trust him and call his shoves with my 100bb stack.

So he said All-In with 94o I had TT, called and won. Next hand he said the truth again and so on .. however, after a few hands I won about 5 stacks from him and he had another 6 stacks of me at the table. I dropped much again after he stopped telling me his holecards and started to openraise to between 15 and 50 bb. I was in a 1:2 ratio again and then I openlimped JTo, he raised again to 15 BB, I called and flop came T77r .. he bet like 50 BB in the 30 BB pot and with an ugly 8 on the turn he overbet the turn again so I decided to shoved at this point to not give away this pot. At the end he had 73o and won this 800bb pot against me .. I was mentally so broke and made another rebuy. now the guy kept telling me his holecards again and I started to call him again. Finally after 15 more minutes I finally won all of the cash back with 99 against T4o preflop allin and left the table with 1300 BB.

I was so reliefed to finally get the money back from that guy even when he just threw it back into my arms.

A friend of me was still in skype even after playing 5 hours headsup against this tard and then he asked me if I would know his nickname at iPoker.. Then I realized.. Doh!

He changed to iPoker some days ago and I didnt know his name there. Man, I didnt even think for one second before that he could fool me like that.

750 hands single table headsup against him for a funny story and paying 3 stacks rake to the pokerroom..

Here the graph:

u on ipoker now?
HU omaha? sng, $2-5?? for a laf?
**** one abt that
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Old 03-14-2010, 12:19 AM   #2223
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HU NL20 was this
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Old 03-14-2010, 12:21 AM   #2224
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HU NL20 was this
im playin g that, HU omaha, sng $2-5
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Old 03-14-2010, 01:16 AM   #2225
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dunno whats worse, clottys boxing or the commentators
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