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Old 03-13-2010, 04:39 PM   #2151
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:42 PM   #2152
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:46 PM   #2153
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theres a reg i have position on 2 or 3 tables. i feel i can beat him .. .but hes on a sick heater .

leave the table? lol
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:49 PM   #2154
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fack
Full Tilt Poker $42,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 9 players - View hand 587589
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: t9618 M = 16.44
CO: t1439 M = 2.46
BTN: t2753 M = 4.71
SB: t3015 M = 5.15
BB: t5956 M = 10.18
UTG: t3821 M = 6.53
UTG+1: t11325 M = 19.36
UTG+2: t3180 M = 5.44
Hero (MP1): t7838 M = 13.40

Pre Flop: (t585) Hero is MP1 with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to t650, 4 folds, BB raises to t5931 all in, Hero calls t5281

Flop: (t12207) 5 5 T

Turn: (t12207) A

River: (t12207) 7

Final Pot: t12207
BB shows A K (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
BB wins t12207
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:51 PM   #2155
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This hand is so lol because I'm thinking to myself if he has a smaller flush I got redraw lol

Honestly don't know if I like stacking this flop.

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SB: $10.90
Hero (BB): $14.21
UTG: $10.20
CO: $27.23
BTN: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A Q
UTG raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95) 3 T A (3 players)
Hero bets $0.60, UTG raises to $1.80, CO folds, Hero raises to $4.20, UTG raises to $9.90 all in, Hero calls $5.70

Turn: ($20.75) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.75) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.75
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
UTG shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
UTG wins $19.37
(Rake: $1.38)
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:05 PM   #2156
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CO: $53.80
BTN: $26.05
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $61.75
UTG: $50.60
MP: $59.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 7 9
3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) 6 8 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BTN raises to $2, Hero raises to $6, BTN raises to $19.25, Hero raises to $32.50, BTN calls $6.30 all in

Turn: ($52.35) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($52.35) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.35
BTN shows A A
Hero shows 7 9
Hero wins $49.75
(Rake: $2.60)

limping big pp's appears to be back in vogue
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:20 PM   #2157
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hate to bleed chipz like this. shoulda fold the river :/


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CO: $71.20
BTN: $35.30
SB: $26.45
BB: $37.00
Hero (UTG): $25.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with T 9
Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $2.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.75) 8 7 5 (2 players)
SB bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($10.75) T (2 players)
SB bets $6.00, Hero calls $6

River: ($22.75) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $4.75, Hero calls $4.75

Final Pot: $32.25
SB shows K K
Hero mucks T 9
SB wins $30.70
(Rake: $1.55)
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:22 PM   #2158
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I hate hands like these

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $110.00
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $116.55
SB: $14.70
BB: $168.70
UTG: $59.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with A Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.00) 6 A T (2 players)
SB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($17.00) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.00, SB calls $6.70 all in

River: ($30.40) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.40
Hero shows A Q
SB shows 9 8
SB wins $28.95
(Rake: $1.15)

[x] In before "ship flop"
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:23 PM   #2159
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

10 min ****** seesion, first 33 into 44 on 234tt flop (-1BI) and like 1 minute after that I'll get it in with TPTK against goddamn gutshot (AT on QKxx against my AK) on the turn in 3bet pot and the bastard hits. And as I was was writing this I got my AA aipf against KK and we all know what did the flop look like.


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ASDFASDFHAOIPSEY9ANS;OUTHAS98FHZKLXFJIUOASRHUFTKJL SFBDVOY8GAO8YSFDBAJKSRTBOYI
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:33 PM   #2160
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10 min ****** seesion, first 33 into 44 on 234tt flop (-1BI) and like 1 minute after that I'll get it in with TPTK against goddamn gutshot (AT on QKxx against my AK) on the turn in 3bet pot and the bastard hits. And as I was was writing this I got my AA aipf against KK and we all know what did the flop look like.


10 min, 3 buyins


ASDFASDFHAOIPSEY9ANS;OUTHAS98FHZKLXFJIUOASRHUFTKJL SFBDVOY8GAO8YSFDBAJKSRTBOYI
WTF, people are calling your allins with worse hands? Wow I would hate to be you, do you know how incredibly unlucky you're that people are putting all their chips in the middle when you have the best hand.
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:41 PM   #2161
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im going to own you mini ftops 7
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:43 PM   #2162
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:46 PM   #2163
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is anyone here good with making animated gifs from video clips?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9pZ9...eature=related

i want an avatar style gif or annie letting her hair down, probably like 0:08-0:016 but with jeff edited out and the camera centered on her - is possible somehow?
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:47 PM   #2164
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Shouldn't you be shoving if you're raising?
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:48 PM   #2165
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WTF, people are calling your allins with worse hands? Wow I would hate to be you, do you know how incredibly unlucky you're that people are putting all their chips in the middle when you have the best hand.
My response was going to be very unpleasant, but then this hero was kind enough to stack off with his trips and thus pay off my boat, so my mood improved.

obv they are calling with worse hands, I put my ninja moves on them and they just cant see any other button then call
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:53 PM   #2166
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Shouldn't you be shoving if you're raising?
whats the difference? his calling range is hte same. I save money by raising vs shoving
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:54 PM   #2167
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ps those betsizes are not right because of rake
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:54 PM   #2168
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Did he call you with AKhh?
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:56 PM   #2169
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Did he call you with AKhh?
I was worried about his betsize because that is pretty much the only hand he can have besides AJss or ATss sometimes, but i'm not even sure he c/calls those hands on the flop vs cbetting.

Just thought he had like 89ss or 77 or some bad 1pair when he does this.
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:57 PM   #2170
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is anyone here good with making animated gifs from video clips?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9pZ9...eature=related

i want an avatar style gif or annie letting her hair down, probably like 0:08-0:016 but with jeff edited out and the camera centered on her - is possible somehow?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...r-nsfw-612905/

they do a pretty good job from what i've seen
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:07 PM   #2171
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Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($49.75)
SB ($59.69)
BB ($57.20)
UTG ($47.65)
Hero (MP) ($61.40)
CO ($91.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8, 9
1 fold, Hero bets $1.75, CO calls $1.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.25) 6, 7, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO raises to $13.25, Hero raises to $59.65 (All-In), CO calls $43.40

Turn: ($117.55) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($117.55) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $117.55

Results:
Hero had 8, 9 (straight, nine high).
CO had A, 7 (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $120.55


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Old 03-13-2010, 06:09 PM   #2172
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thanks sharkbait!
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:12 PM   #2173
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fun hand


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UTG: $19.00
CO: $25.75
Hero (BTN): $60.35
SB: $50.00
BB: $109.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 6 J
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) J 3 A (2 players)
UTG bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($6.25) J (2 players)
UTG bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

River: ($12.25) J (2 players)
UTG bets $13.25, Hero calls $13.25

Final Pot: $38.75
UTG shows A A
Hero shows 6 J
Hero wins $36.85
(Rake: $1.90)


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Old 03-13-2010, 06:19 PM   #2174
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What a stupid hand.

Hero (BB): $25.70
UTG: $25.85
MP: $15.45
CO: $32.68
BTN: $40.86
SB: $48.19

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with T 9
4 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.25

Flop: ($6.00) 2 A 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB raises to $6.50, Hero raises to $22.70 all in, SB requests TIME, SB folds

Final Pot: $19.00
Hero wins $18.05
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:58 PM   #2175
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drunken heads up omaha or 6max?
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