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03-12-2010 , 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unjammed
^^^ ditto that for ftp 100nl
memememe... Mostly rush atm though. (+only about 1h/d volume atm... so aiming at 30-40k rush)

Last edited by lemming; 03-12-2010 at 08:30 AM. Reason: meh ruined totp again, sry... someone do better in #2
03-12-2010 , 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
sup bbv, my gf wants to go shopping for anal plugs and lube, brag or beat?
Pick up an enema or 2 while you are out. I am not saying. I'm just saying.
03-12-2010 , 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
sup bbv, my gf wants to go shopping for anal plugs and lube, brag or beat?
Def brag and I like the thin veiled I have a gf brag

BRAG: Heading to the ROCKIES! at 8 in the morning going to board all frickin day, fresh powder yo.
03-12-2010 , 10:28 AM
Haaalp!!

I'm always confused :when unknowns (-->rush) flat 4bets in position (or out of position even more but less often luckily). What the **** do people have when they do that? Smth like (1010)JJ+;AQs+? Or exclusively JJ/QQ or a tarp (AA)?

Should I just c/f in spots like that because he has like JJ/QQ very often? I think betting hardly accomplishes anything...


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $100.50
MP: $183.25
Hero (CO): $131.35
BTN: $115.40
SB: $81.10
BB: $126.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero raises to $25, BTN calls $14

Flop: ($51.50) 4 8 2 (2 players)
Hero ??
03-12-2010 , 11:54 AM
=]

Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $36.00
UTG: $589.25
Hero (CO): $390.60
BTN: $200.00
SB: $41.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K K
UTG raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, 3 folds, UTG raises to $100, Hero raises to $390.60 all in, UTG calls $290.60

Flop: ($784.20) 6 4 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($784.20) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($784.20) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $784.20
UTG shows Q Q (two pairs, Queens and Nines)
Hero shows K K (two pairs, Kings and Nines)
Hero wins $782.20
(Rake: $2.00)
03-12-2010 , 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
sup bbv, my gf wants to go shopping for anal plugs and lube, brag or beat?
Pic of GF NAO.

Obv brag
03-12-2010 , 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
im just gonna throw this out there... the reason most people arent crushing micros is they are such ****ing nits against fish for some reason... LISTEN IDIOTS THEY DONT HAVE IT MOST OF THE TIME... HERE IS PRETTY TYPICAL PLAY FROM A FISH AT 50NL AND LOWER... TOP PAIR DECENT KICKER IS THE ABSOLUTE NUTS
I'M SAYING WORDS LOUDLY(otherwise known as shouting)


let nits be nits, it lets the fish keep their money for a little longer

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
sup bbv, my gf wants to go shopping for anal plugs and lube, brag or beat?
lol


lol


lol


brag obv
03-12-2010 , 12:30 PM
I thought it was going to be runner runner clubs but then that beauty showed up on the river. Of course he insta leaves.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $30.00
MP: $44.60
CO: $10.00
BTN: $78.30
Hero (SB): $53.30
BB: $44.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, MP raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($11.00) 2 6 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BB raises to $39.30 all in, Hero calls $29.30

Turn: ($89.60) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($89.60) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $89.60
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BB shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
BB wins $86.60
(Rake: $3.00)
03-12-2010 , 12:40 PM
Hoagie, you're obv drawing dead on turn... pretty standard there I think. Nh.
03-12-2010 , 01:20 PM
fold river cos we only beat a bluff?


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.30
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $59.65
BB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 7 3 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB raises to $6.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($16.25) A (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

River: ($38.25) T (2 players)
BB bets $31 all in, Hero calls $31 all in

Final Pot: $100.25
Hero shows 7 A (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
BB shows J K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BB wins $98.25
(Rake: $2.00)
03-12-2010 , 01:25 PM
lol I love when you stack someone with a set vs overpair and they berate you for hitting your "2 outer".
03-12-2010 , 01:30 PM
Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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tune_007 (BTN): $100.00
StnBuddha (SB): $121.35
redargoe (BB): $354.80
Hero (UTG): $149.40
x100kx (CO): $298.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $4, x100kx raises to $12.50, 2 folds, redargoe calls $11.50, Hero raises to $33, x100kx calls $20.50, redargoe calls $20.50

Flop: ($99.50) 9 5 8 (3 players)
redargoe checks, Hero checks, x100kx checks

Turn: ($99.50) 3 (3 players)
redargoe bets $24.00, Hero calls $24, x100kx calls $24

River: ($171.50) 3 (3 players)
redargoe checks, Hero checks, x100kx checks

Final Pot: $171.50
redargoe shows 9 T
Hero shows J J
x100kx mucks 5 7
Hero wins $169.50
(Rake: $2.00)

these two are INSANE mass multitabling regs. they should really really be losing at 10ptbb/100
03-12-2010 , 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mg0698
1/2
only 4.5 buy ins then, easily recovered
03-12-2010 , 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
sup bbv, my gf wants to go shopping for anal plugs and lube, brag or beat?
Quote:
Originally Posted by wishiewish
depends
yeah depends on who the plug is for
03-12-2010 , 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoagie
Pick up an enema or 2 while you are out. I am not saying. I'm just saying.
dude...
03-12-2010 , 01:41 PM
Hai guise. Just wanted to pop in and say I won a flip.

Needless to say, I feel pretty accomplished.
03-12-2010 , 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
yeah depends on who the plug is for
her obv, but she didnt end up buying it after all
03-12-2010 , 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
her obv, but she didnt end up buying it after all
Still waiting on pic.

But with the above, it looks like she totally pwn-teased you
03-12-2010 , 01:51 PM
beat : my gf is pissing me off
beat : haven't sorted out ft connection yet
variance : id probably play bad considering im pissed off
03-12-2010 , 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
dude...
Better safe than sorry.....Really sorry.
03-12-2010 , 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Still waiting on pic.

But with the above, it looks like she totally pwn-teased you
im not posting my gfs pic on 2p2 dude
03-12-2010 , 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
im not posting my gfs pic on 2p2 dude
...why not?
03-12-2010 , 02:08 PM
you can check my fb dude
03-12-2010 , 02:11 PM
lmaooooo

1 reg arguing against another reg about how he's running nitty and the other reg 3-bet him with Q8s vs AQ and got it in on a Q8x mono x turn board

"How can you 3-bet me with Q8s when I'm running so nitty?!"
"You're not running nitty you're 35/24 for the session" (Must've only been at the table for like 30 hands)
Me: "You're right, he's running 14/11 for the session" (over ~120)
03-12-2010 , 02:16 PM
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $87.90
MP: $38.90
Hero (CO): $202.00
BTN: $212.50
SB: $233.90
BB: $219.10

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, SB raises to $20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $42, SB raises to $233.90 all in, Hero calls $160 all in

Flop: ($406.00) T 8 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($406.00) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($406.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $406.00
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows K A (a pair of Aces)
SB wins $403.00
(Rake: $3.00)

      
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