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03-11-2010 , 09:10 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...-video-732978/

If anyone is bored, (No really it's not ground breaking only if you curious or wanna see spew)
03-11-2010 , 09:39 PM
its amazing the way you can play for two hours and all your money will come from about a five or ten minute span of hands...

i call without the set:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($69.05)
BB ($50)
UTG ($57.50)
UTG+1 ($54.25)
CO ($24.95)
BTN ($35.75)

Dealt to Hero 8 8

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.25, BB raises to $2.50, BTN calls $2, Hero calls $2

FLOP ($7.50) 5 6 5

Hero checks, BB bets $4.50, BTN calls $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

TURN ($21) 5 6 5 8

Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $28.75 (AI), Hero calls $28.75, BB folds

RIVER ($78.50) 5 6 5 8 A

BTN shows 6 K
(Pre 32%, Flop 23.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 8 8
(Pre 68%, Flop 76.1%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $75.50

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($93.90)
BB ($24.30)
UTG ($50.45)
UTG+1 ($58.20)
CO ($64.70)
Hero ($65.05)

Dealt to Hero T K

fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, fold, Hero raises to $2, fold, BB calls $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50

FLOP ($6.25) 2 7 Q

BB bets $6.25, UTG+1 raises to $56.20 (AI), Hero raises to $63.05 (AI), BB folds

TURN ($124) 2 7 Q 7

RIVER ($124) 2 7 Q 7 4

Hero shows T K
(Pre 63%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG+1 shows J 9
(Pre 37%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $121

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($72.20)
BB ($50)
BTN ($48.60)

Dealt to Hero A T

BTN raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.75, fold, BTN calls $4

FLOP ($12) A 3 5

Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($12) A 3 5 A

Hero bets $6.50, BTN raises to $17.50, Hero calls $11

RIVER ($47) A 3 5 A J

Hero checks, BTN bets $25.35 (AI), Hero calls $25.35

BTN shows Q 9
(Pre 41%, Flop 6.8%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A T
(Pre 59%, Flop 93.2%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $96.70

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lol preflop, he was a 3b monkey in position so I was going with 77...
flop is obv standard both ways

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($50.25)
BB ($68.10)
UTG ($50.95)
UTG+1 ($108)
Hero ($65.65)
BTN ($59.65)

Dealt to Hero 7 7

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN raises to $5.50, fold, fold, Hero raises to $13.50, BTN calls $8

FLOP ($27.75) 7 T 9

Hero bets $14, BTN raises to $46.15 (AI), Hero calls $32.15

TURN ($120) 7 T 9 K

RIVER ($120) 7 T 9 K J

Hero shows 7 7
(Pre 51%, Flop 73.5%, Turn 81.8%)

BTN shows K A
(Pre 49%, Flop 26.5%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero wins $117

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($16.05)
BB ($50.45)
UTG ($64.70)
Hero ($128)
BTN ($93.65)

Dealt to Hero T Q

UTG raises to $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, fold, SB calls $1.50, fold

FLOP ($5.75) 9 5 4

SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

TURN ($5.75) 9 5 4 3

SB bets $2.50, UTG folds, Hero calls $2.50

RIVER ($10.75) 9 5 4 3 2

SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $11.80 (AI)

Hero shows T Q
(Pre 74%, Flop 19.1%, Turn 25.0%)

SB shows 9 T
(Pre 26%, Flop 80.9%, Turn 75.0%)

Hero wins $32.65
03-11-2010 , 10:05 PM
Noice

Thinking just saved me from spewing a BI
03-11-2010 , 10:14 PM
So ridiculouse evrything went wrong Fish were playing like Phil Ivey today and just owning me left and right

03-11-2010 , 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mg0698
So ridiculouse evrything went wrong Fish were playing like Phil Ivey today and just owning me left and right

.50/1 or 1/2?
03-11-2010 , 10:20 PM
100NL is fishy / spewy atm
03-11-2010 , 10:21 PM
and you are #1 spew fish imo!
03-11-2010 , 10:22 PM
Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($58.92)
BB ($120.15)
UTG ($21.45)
MP ($51.18)
Hero (Button) ($50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
UTG (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero bets $2.25, 1 fold, BB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.25) 2, A, Q (2 players)
BB bets $5.25, Hero raises to $15, BB calls $9.75

Turn: ($35.25) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $35.25, Hero hates poker and is tilted


easy fold imo, but i was so tilted today that i called


he had 6s7s btw
03-11-2010 , 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
and you are #1 spew fish imo!
This is a given...I was simply commenting that today / right now, there are more of me
03-11-2010 , 10:35 PM
speaking of spew this made me lol


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $129.90
SB: $172.85
BB: $172.15
UTG: $116.00
Hero (MP): $101.05
CO: $177.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with 4 4
UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 3 folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.50) 2 8 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $6.50, BB calls $6.50, UTG folds

Turn: ($22.50) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $28, BB calls $25

River: ($78.50) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $63.55 all in, BB calls $63.55

Final Pot: $205.60
BB shows 6 J (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
Hero wins $203.60
(Rake: $2.00)
03-11-2010 , 10:49 PM
is your stars name outted stacka?
03-11-2010 , 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
is your stars name outted stacka?
some know it but most don't. if it piques your interest you can PM me and I will gladly tell you
03-11-2010 , 10:58 PM
Anyone want a sweat?
03-11-2010 , 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stackajawea
speaking of spew this made me lol


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $129.90
SB: $172.85
BB: $172.15
UTG: $116.00
Hero (MP): $101.05
CO: $177.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with 4 4
UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 3 folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.50) 2 8 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $6.50, BB calls $6.50, UTG folds

Turn: ($22.50) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $28, BB calls $25

River: ($78.50) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $63.55 all in, BB calls $63.55

Final Pot: $205.60
BB shows 6 J (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
Hero wins $203.60
(Rake: $2.00)
sick soulread
03-11-2010 , 11:04 PM
i got 2 gears

03-11-2010 , 11:06 PM
Who here is playing in ftp 25nl games? I want to know who you are
03-11-2010 , 11:07 PM
^^^ ditto that for ftp 100nl
03-11-2010 , 11:12 PM
These are the type of hands that tilt me the most...
Call off half your stack, get the perfect flop, then suck out.

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $23.25
CO: $312.95
BTN: $20.60
Hero (SB): $154.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $121.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 9 9
1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, BTN calls $7

Flop: ($18.00) A A 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $13.00, BTN calls $12.60 all in

Turn: ($43.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($43.20) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $43.20
BTN shows 7 K
Hero shows 9 9
BTN wins $41.10
(Rake: $2.10)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $86.30
UTG: $20.00
CO: $172.10
BTN: $84.60
Hero (SB): $100.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with J 9
2 folds, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($3.00) 9 K 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $2.00, BB folds, BTN calls $2

Turn: ($7.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.00, BTN calls $5

River: ($17.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $25.00, BTN raises to $50, Hero folds

Final Pot: $67.00
BTN wins $65.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Don't you love it when you know you have him beat 100% and he's never folding?

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $105.20
UTG: $125.90
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $102.65
SB: $93.30

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 7 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 3 7 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.00, SB calls $5

Turn: ($17.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $5.00, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $10

River: ($47.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $15.00, Hero raises to $77, SB calls $55.30 all in

Final Pot: $187.60
Hero shows 7 7
SB shows A K
Hero wins $178.90
(Rake: $2.00)
03-11-2010 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
.50/1 or 1/2?
1/2
03-11-2010 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Who here is playing in ftp 25nl games? I want to know who you are
Sometimes


Last edited by High_SocietyA9; 03-11-2010 at 11:22 PM. Reason: Volume lol but wtf does this mean? haha
03-12-2010 , 12:52 AM
Is river a fold? vs TAG?


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $40.00
BTN: $200.00
SB: $200.00
Hero (BB): $220.65
UTG: $232.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 7 8
3 folds, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 5 T 6 (2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28.00) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $22, Hero raises to $74, SB calls $52

River: ($176.00) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $112 all in, Hero calls $112

Final Pot: $400.00
SB shows Q T (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows 7 8 (a straight, Four to Eight)
SB wins $398.00
(Rake: $2.00)
03-12-2010 , 12:54 AM
Does he have a bluffing range on the river?
03-12-2010 , 12:57 AM
im gonna play 12k+ hands this weekend. such fsking weak grinding this month so far....
03-12-2010 , 01:00 AM
south park FTW

ok if your name's butters you have to donate all your roll to charity....
-what's your name: cartman... ok
-what's your name: stan... ok
-what's your name: kyle... ok
-what's your name: BUTTERS ... awwww
03-12-2010 , 01:02 AM
Ok i know im a plo noob and im just playing for fun but wtf.
He donk called the flop, called pot on the turn and donked the river for like jsut over HPSB for me.



Yeah i don't have omaha manager enjoy my picture

      
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