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Old 03-11-2010, 11:19 AM   #1726
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Morning folks. I might actually grind some good volume today.
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:56 AM   #1727
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If you just won $1.6 mill playing poker late last night (Phil Galfold), do you think you would go to bed, or party, or just go with the standard hookers and blow?
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:01 PM   #1728
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If you just won $1.6 mill playing poker late last night (Phil Galfold), do you think you would go to bed, or party, or just go with the standard hookers and blow?
I love bed too much too party.
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #1729
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If you just won $1.6 mill playing poker late last night (Phil Galfold), do you think you would go to bed, or party, or just go with the standard hookers and blow?
all 3 same time, no sleeping being done in bed

seriously tho

wtf would u do with 1.8 million for one nights work

how do these ppl get the bankroll to afford to lose this type of moneys

is it on video anywhere to watch?>
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:10 PM   #1730
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all 3 same time, no sleeping being done in bed

seriously tho

wtf would u do with 1.8 million for one nights work

how do these ppl get the bankroll to afford to lose this type of moneys

is it on video anywhere to watch?>
no hate on galfond hes def one of the best players in the world, but a lot of his BR was built off of Guy Laliberte.
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:18 PM   #1731
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no hate on galfond hes def one of the best players in the world, but a lot of his BR was built off of Gus Hansen.
fyp
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:21 PM   #1732
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OMGClayAiken's Best Friends

Opponent Hands Profits
Isildur1 8,680 $2,201,048.25
Gus Hansen 1,694 $1,141,871.40
durrrr 2,697 $513,606.77
patatino 641 $488,857.50
martonas 1,428 $462,523.85
present 346 $411,013.50
trex313 2,127 $407,194.75
luvtheWNBA 236 $351,755.50
Brian Hastings 235 $326,182.00
bballer88 39 $296,260.50


Thats a pretty impressive list imo.
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:36 PM   #1733
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fml why do i fold


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($23.20)
SB ($23.75)
UTG ($27.67)
BB ($8.49)
MP ($39.63)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2, 2
1 fold, MP bets $1, Hero calls $1, SB raises $3.40, 1 fold, MP calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.25) 9, 3, 2 (2 players)
SB bets $4, MP calls $4

Turn: ($16.25) Q (2 players)
SB checks, MP bets $8.50, SB raises to $16.25 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: $33.25

Results below:
SB had J, J.
Outcome: SB won $38.84
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:37 PM   #1734
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And I'm done with NL5! Now I have $300 and I'm ready to take a shot at NL10!
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:42 PM   #1735
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And I'm done with NL5! Now I have $300 and I'm ready to take a shot at NL10!
WP sir
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:44 PM   #1736
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lol at this and lol at playful breasts, what the hell are playful breasts?



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Size A-C
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:03 PM   #1737
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Size A-C
No point in having size A breasts, theres nothing there!
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:06 PM   #1738
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will play some nlhe.
been a while, rusty.
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:08 PM   #1739
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Size A-C
playful?

surely...playschool?
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:09 PM   #1740
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fyp
good point, I forgot that he cleaned out Gus a few times before as well

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Size A-C
aww, in that case I agree.
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:29 PM   #1741
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:29 PM   #1742
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good morning BBV

made 4 buy ins yesterday

biggest (read: only) win of the month

ship it
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:31 PM   #1743
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Phil Galfond just blows my mind everytime I watch one of his vids.
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:34 PM   #1744
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I was talking to Mike about that.

I think Galfond>Durrrr.


and even if they were equal, Galfond is far, far better at articulating his thought process.

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Old 03-11-2010, 01:51 PM   #1745
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this is quite possibly the worst read i've ever seen someone make ever. guess this guy mistook the zero hands of history we've had together, multiplied that by a factor of X, X being Rush Poker divided by pocket 2s and that = snap call.

Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (SB): $25.87
BB: $33.47
UTG: $71.93
MP: $30.72
CO: $11.34
BTN: $5.21

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K A
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $5, Hero raises to $25.87, BB calls $20.87

Flop: ($51.74) 5 7 6

Turn: ($51.74) 4

River: ($51.74) 9

Final Pot: $51.74
Hero shows K A
BB shows 2 2
BB wins $49.16
(Rake: $2.58)

obv.
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:54 PM   #1746
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When you jam instead of 4betting small a 25NL random is always gonna put you on AK.

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I was talking to Mike about that.

I think Galfond>Durrrr.


and even if they were equal, Galfond is far, far better at articulating his thought process.
Yea no doubt Galfond is better. I think it would be interesting if durrrr ever made a video, hes obv a smart guy but I wonder if he could explain his thoughts well.

One of my favourite players to listen to has to be Baluga Whale though, that guy is awesome at explaining things and makes everything sound so easy.

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Old 03-11-2010, 01:56 PM   #1747
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When you jam instead of 4betting small a 25NL random is always gonna put you on AK.
true...but that doesn't mean his 2s aren't 2s any more :P
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:09 PM   #1748
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:19 PM   #1749
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Sick Moves dawg..


$50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $96.35
Hero (BB): $48.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, BTN/SB calls $4

Flop: ($11.00) K 7 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $7.00, BTN/SB raises to $32, Hero raises to $43, BTN/SB calls $11

Turn: ($97.00) J (2 players)

River: ($97.00) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: $97.00
BTN/SB shows 2 3
Hero shows T T
Hero wins $96.00
(Rake: $1.00)
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:31 PM   #1750
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Where does Phil Galfond coach!
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