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03-11-2010 , 12:55 AM
Happy rag week everybody. drunk right now, really shud go to bed i guess
03-11-2010 , 12:58 AM
THIS IZ HOW YOU FLOAT

Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $49.55
Hero (BTN): $69.15
SB: $48.65
BB: $48.40
UTG: $187.23
MP: $34.50

Pre-Flop: J Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP raises to $1, CO folds, Hero calls $1, SB folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25) 6 K 7 (3 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $3.85, Hero calls $3.85, BB folds

Turn: ($10.95) 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7, MP calls $7

River: ($24.95) T (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $57.20, MP calls $22.55

Results: $70.05 Pot ($2.90 Rake)
Hero showed J Q and WON $67.15 (+$32.75 NET)
MP showed 8 K and LOST (-$34.40 NET)
03-11-2010 , 01:05 AM
(3/11/10 00:01:08) Sean Kraper: **** me dude
(00:01:18) PA: ?
(00:01:50) Sean Kraper: listening to my itunes
(00:01:56) Sean Kraper: song came on
(00:02:08) Sean Kraper: i was like
(00:02:11) Sean Kraper: this i catchy
(00:02:17) PA: lady gaga?
(00:02:21) Sean Kraper: hahahahaha
(00:02:23) Sean Kraper: fml yes
(00:02:25) PA: that sht will get ya
03-11-2010 , 01:18 AM
Busted vs the biggest fish on the table.


Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: t9887 M = 4.71
MP2: t34306 M = 16.34
Hero (CO): t21041 M = 10.02
BTN: t23708 M = 11.29
SB: t6581 M = 3.13
BB: t53233 M = 25.35
UTG: t22758 M = 10.84
UTG+1: t11435 M = 5.45
UTG+2: t11153 M = 5.31

Pre Flop: (t2100) Hero is CO with 9 9
5 folds, Hero raises to t2111, BTN calls t2111, 1 fold, BB raises to t6231, Hero raises to t20941 all in, BTN raises to t23608 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t49413) 2 3 Q

Turn: (t49413) 5

River: (t49413) J

Final Pot: t49413
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
BTN shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN wins t49413
03-11-2010 , 01:20 AM
FML. Tourneys tilt the hell out of me. Play for over 3 hours only to run KK into AA and bust out of the money.


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 100 Ante (9 handed)

UTG (t35926)
UTG+1 (t31654)
MP1 (t36930)
MP2 (t20618)
MP3 (t8539)
Hero (CO) (t18035)
Button (t18231)
SB (t18493)
BB (t61267)

Hero's M: 8.59

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, K
3 folds, MP2 bets t4000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t17935 (All-In), 3 folds, MP2 calls t13935

Flop: (t37970) 9, 8, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t37970) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t37970) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t37970

Results:
MP2 had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: MP2 won t37970
03-11-2010 , 01:35 AM
That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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So. At least I'm playing winning poker amiright?
03-11-2010 , 01:38 AM
what girl?
03-11-2010 , 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
what girl?
The girl puma just posted
03-11-2010 , 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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So. At least I'm playing winning poker amiright?
ygos?
03-11-2010 , 01:41 AM
galfond islidur 6 tables plo 500-1k
03-11-2010 , 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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So. At least I'm playing winning poker amiright?
Gay
03-11-2010 , 01:44 AM
Are people complaining of pictures I post?
Not high enough quality ?
03-11-2010 , 01:48 AM
someone pls tell me what ygos means

<----n00b
03-11-2010 , 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mg0698
galfond islidur 6 tables plo 500-1k
watchin it at the mo, sick stuff

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePuma
Are people complaining of pictures I post?
Not high enough quality ?
andy's gay dont worry about it
03-11-2010 , 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
someone pls tell me what ygos means

<----n00b
you gay or something





noob
03-11-2010 , 01:50 AM
that is a ridiculous acronym
03-11-2010 , 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
that is a ridiculous acronym
ygos?
03-11-2010 , 01:53 AM
Seriously? You don't think that girl's face looks weird?
03-11-2010 , 02:02 AM
I wasn't really looking at her face but checking again her face looks pretty nice to me.
03-11-2010 , 02:04 AM
lol isildur is tilting

he called a shove on AJ2r with KdKc4c6d
03-11-2010 , 02:06 AM
Spoiler:



I bet no one expected that...

night bbv
03-11-2010 , 02:11 AM
yay Just beat AK vs Ak by hitting a flush but i cant post it because its a Euro table


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $99.00
Hero (CO): $203.00
BTN: $98.30
SB: $124.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $37.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 4 4
2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, SB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.00) A 4 2 (2 players)
SB bets $20, Hero calls $20

Turn: ($52.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $28, Hero calls $28

River: ($108.00) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $71 all in, Hero calls $71

Final Pot: $250.00
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
SB shows 2 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins $247.00
(Rake: $3.00)
03-11-2010 , 02:22 AM
that girls face is amazing wtf

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03-11-2010 , 02:38 AM
Something about her cheekbones are putting me off.

Here are some purty girls



03-11-2010 , 02:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Something about her cheekbones are putting me off.

Here are some purty girls



wow so sexy but i have a felling u like skinny girls


she is not ur type is she? I have a feeling that is too much booty for u to handle





      
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