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Old 03-11-2010, 12:55 AM   #1651
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Happy rag week everybody. drunk right now, really shud go to bed i guess
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:58 AM   #1652
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THIS IZ HOW YOU FLOAT

Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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CO: $49.55
Hero (BTN): $69.15
SB: $48.65
BB: $48.40
UTG: $187.23
MP: $34.50

Pre-Flop: J Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP raises to $1, CO folds, Hero calls $1, SB folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25) 6 K 7 (3 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $3.85, Hero calls $3.85, BB folds

Turn: ($10.95) 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7, MP calls $7

River: ($24.95) T (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $57.20, MP calls $22.55

Results: $70.05 Pot ($2.90 Rake)
Hero showed J Q and WON $67.15 (+$32.75 NET)
MP showed 8 K and LOST (-$34.40 NET)
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:05 AM   #1653
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

(3/11/10 00:01:08) Sean Kraper: **** me dude
(00:01:18) PA: ?
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(00:02:17) PA: lady gaga?
(00:02:21) Sean Kraper: hahahahaha
(00:02:23) Sean Kraper: fml yes
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:18 AM   #1654
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Busted vs the biggest fish on the table.


Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
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MP1: t9887 M = 4.71
MP2: t34306 M = 16.34
Hero (CO): t21041 M = 10.02
BTN: t23708 M = 11.29
SB: t6581 M = 3.13
BB: t53233 M = 25.35
UTG: t22758 M = 10.84
UTG+1: t11435 M = 5.45
UTG+2: t11153 M = 5.31

Pre Flop: (t2100) Hero is CO with 9 9
5 folds, Hero raises to t2111, BTN calls t2111, 1 fold, BB raises to t6231, Hero raises to t20941 all in, BTN raises to t23608 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t49413) 2 3 Q

Turn: (t49413) 5

River: (t49413) J

Final Pot: t49413
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
BTN shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN wins t49413
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:20 AM   #1655
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

FML. Tourneys tilt the hell out of me. Play for over 3 hours only to run KK into AA and bust out of the money.


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 100 Ante (9 handed)

UTG (t35926)
UTG+1 (t31654)
MP1 (t36930)
MP2 (t20618)
MP3 (t8539)
Hero (CO) (t18035)
Button (t18231)
SB (t18493)
BB (t61267)

Hero's M: 8.59

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, K
3 folds, MP2 bets t4000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t17935 (All-In), 3 folds, MP2 calls t13935

Flop: (t37970) 9, 8, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t37970) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t37970) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t37970

Results:
MP2 had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: MP2 won t37970
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:35 AM   #1656
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That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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So. At least I'm playing winning poker amiright?
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:38 AM   #1657
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what girl?
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:39 AM   #1658
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what girl?
The girl puma just posted
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:39 AM   #1659
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That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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ygos?
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:41 AM   #1660
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galfond islidur 6 tables plo 500-1k
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:42 AM   #1661
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That girl's face makes her meh imo.

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Old 03-11-2010, 01:44 AM   #1662
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Are people complaining of pictures I post?
Not high enough quality ?
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:48 AM   #1663
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someone pls tell me what ygos means

<----n00b
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:48 AM   #1664
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galfond islidur 6 tables plo 500-1k
watchin it at the mo, sick stuff

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Are people complaining of pictures I post?
Not high enough quality ?
andy's gay dont worry about it
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:49 AM   #1665
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someone pls tell me what ygos means

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you gay or something





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Old 03-11-2010, 01:50 AM   #1666
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that is a ridiculous acronym
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:51 AM   #1667
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:53 AM   #1668
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Seriously? You don't think that girl's face looks weird?
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:02 AM   #1669
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I wasn't really looking at her face but checking again her face looks pretty nice to me.
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:04 AM   #1670
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lol isildur is tilting

he called a shove on AJ2r with KdKc4c6d
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:06 AM   #1671
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I bet no one expected that...

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Old 03-11-2010, 02:11 AM   #1672
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yay Just beat AK vs Ak by hitting a flush but i cant post it because its a Euro table


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $99.00
Hero (CO): $203.00
BTN: $98.30
SB: $124.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $37.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 4 4
2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, SB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.00) A 4 2 (2 players)
SB bets $20, Hero calls $20

Turn: ($52.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $28, Hero calls $28

River: ($108.00) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $71 all in, Hero calls $71

Final Pot: $250.00
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
SB shows 2 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins $247.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:22 AM   #1673
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that girls face is amazing wtf

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Old 03-11-2010, 02:38 AM   #1674
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Something about her cheekbones are putting me off.

Here are some purty girls



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Old 03-11-2010, 02:40 AM   #1675
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Something about her cheekbones are putting me off.

Here are some purty girls



wow so sexy but i have a felling u like skinny girls


she is not ur type is she? I have a feeling that is too much booty for u to handle




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