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03-10-2010 , 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
should be good at the pokerz, yeah?
I am proof you don't need to be.
03-10-2010 , 11:26 AM
Beat: I crashed my fathers car to other car
Beat: Our car got the worst if it
Variance: The other car looked like it never had been hit.
03-10-2010 , 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Auts
Beat: I crashed my fathers car to other car
Beat: Our car got the worst if it
Variance: The other car looked like it never had been hit.
03-10-2010 , 11:35 AM
just won a $10 45 man, good start to the day...
03-10-2010 , 11:36 AM
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $79.55
BB: $29.60
UTG: $97.45
MP: $57.25
Hero (CO): $61.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 7 6
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, MP raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $61.70, MP calls $44.75 all in

Flop: ($115.25) K 2 9

Turn: ($115.25) T

River: ($115.25) 5

Final Pot: $115.25
MP shows A K
Hero shows 7 6
MP wins $112.25
(Rake: $-1.45)

srsly, how bad is this? Ive 3bet him like 2-3 times in last 20 hands (I wasnt doing this esp. light, but he doesnt know that). Is ship there really bad?
03-10-2010 , 11:38 AM
Variance
03-10-2010 , 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $79.55
BB: $29.60
UTG: $97.45
MP: $57.25
Hero (CO): $61.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 7 6
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, MP raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $61.70, MP calls $44.75 all in

Flop: ($115.25) K 2 9

Turn: ($115.25) T

River: ($115.25) 5

Final Pot: $115.25
MP shows A K
Hero shows 7 6
MP wins $112.25
(Rake: $-1.45)

srsly, how bad is this? Ive 3bet him like 2-3 times in last 20 hands (I wasnt doing this esp. light, but he doesnt know that). Is ship there really bad?
Are you serious?
03-10-2010 , 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $79.55
BB: $29.60
UTG: $97.45
MP: $57.25
Hero (CO): $61.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 7 6
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, MP raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $61.70, MP calls $44.75 all in

Flop: ($115.25) K 2 9

Turn: ($115.25) T

River: ($115.25) 5

Final Pot: $115.25
MP shows A K
Hero shows 7 6
MP wins $112.25
(Rake: $-1.45)

srsly, how bad is this? Ive 3bet him like 2-3 times in last 20 hands (I wasnt doing this esp. light, but he doesnt know that). Is ship there really bad?
misread the action. this is bad.

get it in w/pairs if you must get it in
03-10-2010 , 11:47 AM
fattony: what do you mean?
03-10-2010 , 11:49 AM
just realized i haven't posted a single post to this thread yet.
how's it going bbv?
03-10-2010 , 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fsn
just realized i haven't posted a single post to this thread yet.
how's it going bbv?
good, u?
03-10-2010 , 11:54 AM
I crush 50NL so bad, its all about going with your reads, I knew he had a flush draw here so I put him to a test for all his chips.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $58.75
BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00
MP: $41.60
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with J Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) T K 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.25, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $3.25

Turn: ($14.25) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $7.85, Hero raises to $43 all in, BB calls $35.15 all in

River: ($100.25) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $100.25
BB shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Hero shows J Q (a pair of Fives)
BB wins $97.25
(Rake: $3.00)


Andy you're a terrible influence
03-10-2010 , 12:02 PM
yep, cuz nl50 randoms bet/fold fds.

says guy, who just shipped 76s over 4bet by nl50 random.
03-10-2010 , 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
good, u?
yo wht exams you got? i have uni exams final year in 2months :/

what games you play?
03-10-2010 , 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
I'm tempted... I need to put in serious volume for RB purposes. (and win purposes obv)

10$ sidebet for most hands completed?
how many hands? can i 4-5 table rush and do this?
03-10-2010 , 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
good, u?
good good. Two exams tomorrow thou but at least after that i should have more time to grind
03-10-2010 , 12:12 PM
ok, Im tilted now.

How fckuing hard is it to realize that if I squeeze with 76s and board comes 2345, villain IS going to call overbet shove just as well 3/4 pot river bet with any Ace. Thats 20 dollars of value that I left just because Im bad pokerz player.

Im closing down opera too,btw
03-10-2010 , 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lima
THIS!

hahahaha

MDorkanD vid#6: How to play 1 million hands of 25nl and still be too dumb to learn concepts to move up
you're a tool
03-10-2010 , 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
Wow im at 3k posts now, I guess that means I should be good at the pokerz, yeah?
For sure. Move up and collect the moniez you are owed. Unfortunately, since you have 3K posts on 2+2, you might get paid in Sklansky Bucks.
03-10-2010 , 12:33 PM
Confirmed I was annoyed on the turn that he was ****ing the rake up.... ye and I know bet the turn.. not intentional was distracted.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $27.55
CO: $18.87
BTN: $28.97
SB: $29.28

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q 6
CO calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) A J K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($0.60) T (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.60, Hero raises to $2.40, CO raises to $4.20, Hero raises to $27.30 all in, CO calls $14.42 all in

River: ($37.84) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $37.84
Hero shows Q 6 (a straight, Ace high)
CO shows 8 A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $35.95
(Rake: $1.89)
03-10-2010 , 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Confirmed I was annoyed on the turn that he was ****ing the rake up.... ye and I know bet the turn.. not intentional was distracted.
Wait ,was it about the rake? Is it assessed on each bet or something?
03-10-2010 , 12:57 PM
Note to self, check how deep you're before stacking off w/TPTK.
03-10-2010 , 01:21 PM
morning BBV. if you haven't looked at the "why Esfandiari can't beat Laak thread" in NVG it's getting really hilarious. my favorite pic from that thread:

03-10-2010 , 01:23 PM
rush poker remains whorish.

Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $29.32
MP: $25.73
CO: $25.25
BTN: $57.69
Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $49.77

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 3 3
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.75) J J 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.25, Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.00, BTN raises to $52.94, Hero calls $12.25 all in

River: ($50.25) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.25
BTN shows A A
Hero shows 3 3
BTN wins $47.74
(Rake: $2.51)
03-10-2010 , 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hennerz
yo wht exams you got? i have uni exams final year in 2months :/

what games you play?
I've got Masters exams in 2.5 months, then a 20k dissertation to do over the Summer (LOVELY).

I generally hypertable NL20, and soul-destroy idiots HU @ NL20. The rake sucks though.

Quote:
Originally Posted by hennerz
how many hands? can i 4-5 table rush and do this?
Yeah 4-5 rushing would be pretty sick. Might even be same rate as 20-25 tabling normally, I'm not so sure on h/hour?

      
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