it's haunted

lol

well if he didn't stop in every two to three weeks only to post this jerking on MD it would be one thing...

cliffs on what happened? who was the perp?

[x] Thought J high was good ~75% of the time, 100% of the time.

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $24.85
MP: $105.05
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $167.65
SB: $99.25
BB: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J T
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) Q 8 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.00, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($17.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

River: ($27.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $27.00
Hero shows J T
SB shows 9 T
Hero wins $25.70
(Rake: $1.30)

See, I told you you can't abuse Baluga.
Just let them out-level themselves

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $100.00
Hero (BB): $135.50
UTG: $199.50
MP: $96.00
CO: $103.40
BTN: $60.80

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 5 5
4 folds, SB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 8 5 J (2 players)
SB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $10.00, Hero raises to $33, SB raises to $92.50, Hero calls $59.50

River: ($200.00) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $200.00
SB shows Q T
Hero shows 5 5
Hero wins $197.00
(Rake: $3.00)

[x] Misclicked turn
[?] Got him to spazz

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (MP): $119.35
CO: $100.00
BTN: $101.70
SB: $198.45
BB: $100.00
UTG: $100.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, CO raises to $10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $25, CO calls $15

Flop: ($51.50) 2 T 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.00, CO calls $18

Turn: ($87.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, CO raises to $57, Hero calls $56

River: ($201.50) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows K K
CO shows J J
Hero wins $198.50
(Rake: $3.00)

PS Someone teach me to win at the pokers please

am I allowed to bitch and whine if I get berated in chat?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($18.18)
BB ($12.45)
UTG ($4.76)
Hero ($10.09)
CO ($14.94)
BTN ($14.56)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, BTN raises to $14.56 (AI), fold, fold, Hero calls $9.74 (AI)

FLOP ($20.33) 4 J T

TURN ($20.33) 4 J T 4

RIVER ($20.33) 4 J T 4 6

Hero shows K A
(Pre 74%, Flop 27.8%, Turn 15.9%)

BTN shows J A
(Pre 26%, Flop 72.2%, Turn 84.1%)

BTN wins $18.98

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10.27)
BB ($15.55)
UTG ($10)
UTG+1 ($21.82)
Hero ($11.53)
BTN ($10.10)

Dealt to Hero 8 8

UTG raises to $0.35, fold, Hero calls $0.35, fold, SB raises to $1, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.65

FLOP ($2.45) 8 A A

SB bets $0.80, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $9.27 (AI), Hero calls $7.27

TURN ($20.99) 8 A A T

RIVER ($20.99) 8 A A T T

SB shows A K
(Pre 45%, Flop 22.9%, Turn 15.9%)

Hero shows 8 8
(Pre 55%, Flop 77.1%, Turn 84.1%)

SB wins $19.60

sorry ryan

those beats blow

sigh. back to 5nl.

A sign that you're running well:

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $24.50
BTN: $13.45
Hero (SB): $70.14
BB: $28.03
UTG: $25.00
MP: $23.47

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with T T
1 fold, MP raises to $0.50, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, MP calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.75) 7 Q T (2 players)
Hero bets $4.25, MP calls $4.25

Turn: ($15.25) T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $16.22 all in, Hero calls $16.22

River: ($47.69) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

no u

u would

ghosts are cool

u

Hi, went to the bar. FB friends with bartender finally - she's hot. beat won't get any from her, like her bf, he's cool. brag: still have half a beer from the bar.

how is still having half a beer a brag?

drink up!

I mean leaving the bar an hour after closing time with a beer. BTW, I served myself this beer - that's the brag. Also, had 4+ 22oz drafts, bar tab was 3.25.

In the last week, my bar tab = 5.25 and my tips = $60

that could explain why my tabs are always so low.

Gonna say you had better tip them for such a friendly tab.

Oh, I do. I also work next door to the bar (10 hours a week). We give them free food, they give us cheap drinks. but still. Lesson here = you take care of your bartenders, they take care of you. Not everyone at work gets a 1 beer max bar tab every time they're in.

Yeah it's good to make sure you don't bite the hand that feeds you. Make sure your tip still keeps you +EV though... lol

Oh, I am. My bar tab is a factor more of how well I tip than that i work next door. you just gotta treat bartenders well

some fvckt4rd stole my fvcking ftp screenname. get your own, dickwad.

howcanhedothat

I know your pain. There is someone called Spraggy on bodog... I only know this because somebody once used his ptr to try and insult me.

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $23.85
BTN: $50.00
SB: $19.00
BB: $33.60
Hero (UTG): $78.25
MP: $51.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $2, MP calls $2, 4 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 9 K K (2 players)
Hero bets $3.25, MP calls $3.25

Turn: ($11.25) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.75, MP calls $6.75

River: ($24.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $17.00, MP raises to $39.35, Hero folds

Final Pot: $58.75
MP wins $55.85
(Rake: $2.90)

WOULD SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME WHY THE F DID I DO THAT FFS?

I was so proud for not spewing for two days and actually was about to change my location.

being stupid pays off sometimes

Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $26.35
BB: $11.55
UTG: $61.35
CO: $23.95
Hero (BTN): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A 2
1 fold, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.50) A 3 6 (3 players)
SB bets $0.75, CO folds, Hero calls $0.75

Turn: ($4.00) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $2.50

River: ($14.00) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $19.85, Hero calls $18.50 all in

Final Pot: $51.00
SB shows J A
Hero shows A 2
Hero wins $49.00
(Rake: $0.65)

so he's a winner?

what's your ****ing problem?

they are called fish...