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Old 03-09-2010, 01:59 AM   #1251
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looks good man congrats, old people always take care of there car and barely drive. This car is literally brand new , u got ur self a steal man.
it's haunted
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:03 AM   #1252
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old ppl's cars also smell like old ppl

get some febreez imo
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:05 AM   #1253
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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wow even im sick of hearing this. We know, you are a 200NL baller. Well done.
well if he didn't stop in every two to three weeks only to post this jerking on MD it would be one thing...
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:40 AM   #1254
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well if he didn't stop in every two to three weeks only to post this jerking on MD it would be one thing...
cliffs on what happened? who was the perp?
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:44 AM   #1255
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

[x] Thought J high was good ~75% of the time, 100% of the time.

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $24.85
MP: $105.05
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $167.65
SB: $99.25
BB: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J T
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) Q 8 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.00, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($17.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

River: ($27.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $27.00
Hero shows J T
SB shows 9 T
Hero wins $25.70
(Rake: $1.30)

See, I told you you can't abuse Baluga.
Just let them out-level themselves

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $100.00
Hero (BB): $135.50
UTG: $199.50
MP: $96.00
CO: $103.40
BTN: $60.80

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 5 5
4 folds, SB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 8 5 J (2 players)
SB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $10.00, Hero raises to $33, SB raises to $92.50, Hero calls $59.50

River: ($200.00) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $200.00
SB shows Q T
Hero shows 5 5
Hero wins $197.00
(Rake: $3.00)

[x] Misclicked turn
[?] Got him to spazz

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (MP): $119.35
CO: $100.00
BTN: $101.70
SB: $198.45
BB: $100.00
UTG: $100.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, CO raises to $10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $25, CO calls $15

Flop: ($51.50) 2 T 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.00, CO calls $18

Turn: ($87.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, CO raises to $57, Hero calls $56

River: ($201.50) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows K K
CO shows J J
Hero wins $198.50
(Rake: $3.00)

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Old 03-09-2010, 03:15 AM   #1256
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

am I allowed to ***** and whine if I get berated in chat?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($18.18)
BB ($12.45)
UTG ($4.76)
Hero ($10.09)
CO ($14.94)
BTN ($14.56)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, BTN raises to $14.56 (AI), fold, fold, Hero calls $9.74 (AI)

FLOP ($20.33) 4 J T

TURN ($20.33) 4 J T 4

RIVER ($20.33) 4 J T 4 6

Hero shows K A
(Pre 74%, Flop 27.8%, Turn 15.9%)

BTN shows J A
(Pre 26%, Flop 72.2%, Turn 84.1%)

BTN wins $18.98

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10.27)
BB ($15.55)
UTG ($10)
UTG+1 ($21.82)
Hero ($11.53)
BTN ($10.10)

Dealt to Hero 8 8

UTG raises to $0.35, fold, Hero calls $0.35, fold, SB raises to $1, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.65

FLOP ($2.45) 8 A A

SB bets $0.80, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $9.27 (AI), Hero calls $7.27

TURN ($20.99) 8 A A T

RIVER ($20.99) 8 A A T T

SB shows A K
(Pre 45%, Flop 22.9%, Turn 15.9%)

Hero shows 8 8
(Pre 55%, Flop 77.1%, Turn 84.1%)

SB wins $19.60
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:26 AM   #1257
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

sorry ryan

those beats blow
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:53 AM   #1258
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sigh. back to 5nl.
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:54 AM   #1259
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

A sign that you're running well:
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:55 AM   #1260
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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CO: $24.50
BTN: $13.45
Hero (SB): $70.14
BB: $28.03
UTG: $25.00
MP: $23.47

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with T T
1 fold, MP raises to $0.50, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, MP calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.75) 7 Q T (2 players)
Hero bets $4.25, MP calls $4.25

Turn: ($15.25) T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $16.22 all in, Hero calls $16.22

River: ($47.69) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:01 AM   #1261
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Fail mod powers ITT
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thats not true at all tbh

edit: and i like the car
u would

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it's haunted
ghosts are cool

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cliffs on what happened? who was the perp?
u

Hi, went to the bar. FB friends with bartender finally - she's hot. beat won't get any from her, like her bf, he's cool. brag: still have half a beer from the bar.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:04 AM   #1262
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

how is still having half a beer a brag?

drink up!
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:08 AM   #1263
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I mean leaving the bar an hour after closing time with a beer. BTW, I served myself this beer - that's the brag. Also, had 4+ 22oz drafts, bar tab was 3.25.

In the last week, my bar tab = 5.25 and my tips = $60

that could explain why my tabs are always so low.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:12 AM   #1264
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Gonna say you had better tip them for such a friendly tab.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:13 AM   #1265
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Oh, I do. I also work next door to the bar (10 hours a week). We give them free food, they give us cheap drinks. but still. Lesson here = you take care of your bartenders, they take care of you. Not everyone at work gets a 1 beer max bar tab every time they're in.

Last edited by udbrky; 03-09-2010 at 04:14 AM. Reason: also, they act shocked and tell us we don't have to tip as well, but my roommate and I treat servers really well.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:38 AM   #1266
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Yeah it's good to make sure you don't bite the hand that feeds you. Make sure your tip still keeps you +EV though... lol
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:44 AM   #1267
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Oh, I am. My bar tab is a factor more of how well I tip than that i work next door. you just gotta treat bartenders well
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:39 AM   #1268
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

some fvckt4rd stole my fvcking ftp screenname. get your own, dickwad.
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:16 AM   #1269
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howcanhedothat
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:34 AM   #1270
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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some fvckt4rd stole my fvcking ftp screenname. get your own, dickwad.
I know your pain. There is someone called Spraggy on bodog... I only know this because somebody once used his ptr to try and insult me.
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:04 AM   #1271
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $23.85
BTN: $50.00
SB: $19.00
BB: $33.60
Hero (UTG): $78.25
MP: $51.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $2, MP calls $2, 4 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 9 K K (2 players)
Hero bets $3.25, MP calls $3.25

Turn: ($11.25) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.75, MP calls $6.75

River: ($24.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $17.00, MP raises to $39.35, Hero folds

Final Pot: $58.75
MP wins $55.85
(Rake: $2.90)

WOULD SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME WHY THE F DID I DO THAT FFS?

I was so proud for not spewing for two days and actually was about to change my location.
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:49 AM   #1272
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being stupid pays off sometimes

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SB: $26.35
BB: $11.55
UTG: $61.35
CO: $23.95
Hero (BTN): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A 2
1 fold, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.50) A 3 6 (3 players)
SB bets $0.75, CO folds, Hero calls $0.75

Turn: ($4.00) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $2.50

River: ($14.00) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $19.85, Hero calls $18.50 all in

Final Pot: $51.00
SB shows J A
Hero shows A 2
Hero wins $49.00
(Rake: $0.65)
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:53 AM   #1273
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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I know your pain. There is someone called Spraggy on bodog... I only know this because somebody once used his ptr to try and insult me.
so he's a winner?
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:16 AM   #1274
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wow even im sick of hearing this. We know, you are a 200NL baller. Well done.
what's your ****ing problem?
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:21 AM   #1275
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Wow, villains in hand 1, 2 and 5 are lolbad
they are called fish...
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