I have a note on this guy saying "F'KIN FISH" which tells me he's done something like this for the second time now.

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $101.55
CO: $23.65
Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $37.55
BB: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 6 6
1 fold, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, CO calls $5

Flop: ($17.50) 9 2 8 (2 players)
CO bets $15.65, Hero calls $15.65

Turn: ($48.80) 9 (2 players)

River: ($48.80) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $48.80
CO shows 9 A
Hero shows 6 6
CO wins $46.80
(Rake: $2.00)

[x] lol'd

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $100.00
UTG: $272.20
CO: $106.00
BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $113.45

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with K 6
UTG raises to $4, 3 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 8 J 8 (2 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $135.00, BB calls $96 all in

Turn: ($200.50) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($200.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $200.50
BB shows 8 8
UTG shows Q Q
BB wins $198.50
(Rake: $2.00)

And...here's my today

At least I won monies amiright?

Just to make you feel better mr sight.

I'm still running above EV :O

Ran good today, until aces. Oh well still EV+ today after last weeks downswing.



Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (BTN): $10.45
SB: $4.85
BB: $2.00
UTG: $2.20
CO: $16.45

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with A A
1 fold, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, SB calls $0.45, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.20) T T J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

Turn: ($3.20) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, SB raises to $3.35 all in, Hero calls $1.55

River: ($9.90) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $9.90
Hero mucks A A
SB shows J T (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
SB wins $9.45
(Rake: $0.45)



Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $10.05
BB: $16.50
UTG: $5.35
Hero (MP): $24.85
CO: $25.70
BTN: $5.75

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, BTN raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN calls $1.50

Flop: ($5.15) T 4 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero raises to $22.35 all in, BTN calls $1.75 all in

Turn: ($11.65) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($11.65) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $11.65
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BTN shows A J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN wins $11.10
(Rake: $0.55)

wow -300 in one day? Are you even playing in the micros?

Sure am. nl50 with a little bit of nl100 in there

Ew your redline

Um its HU where i couldnt flop a pair for ages. And some 6m but very little.

I played a guy for about 350 hands, where he would donk call any pair, and i couldnt flop a pair for my life, so obv my redline is going to look vile. I donated him 100

Hello everyone.

I seem to be incapable of winning at poker anymore, think I'm gonna give it a break for a couple of months.


Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $46.45
UTG: $20.70
MP: $23.56
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $62.55
SB: $14.81

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, BB calls $2, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.35) T 7 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB calls $3

Turn: ($11.35) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7.00, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $19.75, BB calls $5.75

River: ($50.85) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $50.85
BB shows 3 3
Hero shows K K
BB wins $48.31
(Rake: $2.54)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $25.10
BTN: $9.90
Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $68.44
UTG: $73.41
MP: $50.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Q Q
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, CO calls $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.25, BB calls $3, MP calls $2.50, CO calls $2.50

Flop: ($13.00) 9 3 3 (4 players)
Hero bets $6.50, BB folds, MP folds, CO calls $6.50

Turn: ($26.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $15.25, CO calls $15.25

River: ($56.50) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $56.50
CO shows 3 3
Hero shows Q Q
CO wins $53.68
(Rake: $2.82)

Both coolers, in the LR people will spaz with TPTK and you'll get value, everyone has bad patches, people say the best way is to have a break but I don't agree, I say play more hands.

That way, SR -> LR.

Poker is rigged.


My internet connection is going in and out, and "magically" it works just long enough for me to lose set<FD and then instantly quits after that.

sup man, long time no see. Howd the exams go?

except most ur questions would be hidden to the public... why you want that?!

brag: i am durnk

in all srsness if he is a fish why dont you shove that 20bb of his and expect to flip? instead of making a LOLcase of urself?

otherwise, srsly, i for a while eventho you were a d-bag i thought you were capable of understanding any dynamics at all, so please dont ruin that. get coaching and quit posting ******edness here... pleeeeease.
and i am not even joking, your poker skills and knowledge seem to be decresing by the day, get help!!!! its a ****** shame

LOL. you prbably dont understand the correlation between the lines in poker really. and that based on your playing style you will push one edge more than the other... sometimes you give up edges to gain other ones and be more respectable with ur lines in diff spots... its a complex game and till you understand that you will have a hard time...

NOT HATING on grindcore or his vids obv.

so much strat for today. be back next time i am drunk. take care BBV
for more info PM and will do my best in answering

how drunk are we talking here?



or

which is more drunk?????????? srsly

way better to be dude 2 than dude 1

we will be sure to PM you for advice

$0.5/$1 NLH SH 138,721 $-4,279 -1.54 $9,346 $3,084 Nov 23rd, 2009

+1

Poker is fun. x

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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BTN: $46.25
SB: $33.35
Hero (BB): $25.00
CO: $25.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.25, 1 fold, SB raises to $33.35 all in, Hero calls $21.75 all in

Flop: ($50.25) 8 9 J

Turn: ($50.25) 8

River: ($50.25) 7

Final Pot: $50.25
SB shows T T (a straight, Jack high)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
SB wins $48.25
(Rake: $2.00)



Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $25.32
MP: $33.23
CO: $25.00
BTN: $30.49
Hero (SB): $26.30
BB: $27.00

Pre Flop: ($0.45) Hero is SB with Q Q
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, CO raises to $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, CO calls $1.75

Flop: ($4.85) 8 8 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO raises to $14.10, Hero raises to $24.05 all in, CO calls $8.55 all in

Turn: ($50.15) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.15) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.15
CO shows J T (a straight, Jack high)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Eights)
CO wins $47.88
(Rake: $2.27)




Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $25.00
BTN: $16.06
SB: $25.00
BB: $17.10
Hero (UTG): $65.77
MP: $41.22

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $0.85, MP calls $0.85, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.05) 9 Q 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, MP calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.05) T (2 players)
Hero bets $4, MP raises to $14, Hero raises to $63.42 all in, MP calls $24.87 all in

River: ($82.79) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $82.79
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
MP shows J K (a straight, King high)
MP wins $79.79
(Rake: $3.00)




Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $25.35
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $56.16
SB: $25.00
BB: $25.00
UTG: $7.08

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 5 5
UTG calls $0.25, MP raises to $1.10, Hero calls $1.10, BTN raises to $1.95, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.70, MP calls $0.85, Hero calls $0.85

Flop: ($8.15) T 5 9 (4 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $5.50, BTN raises to $11, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $23.05 all in, BTN calls $12.05

Turn: ($54.25) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($54.25) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $54.25
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Nines)
BTN shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
BTN wins $51.54
(Rake: $2.71)




Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $19.30
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.10
BB: $42.45
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 2 2
1 fold, CO raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.65) 9 2 J (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $2.65, BB calls $2.65, CO folds

Turn: ($7.95) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7.25, BB calls $7.25

River: ($22.45) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.25 all in, BB calls $14.25

Final Pot: $50.95
Hero shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos)
BB shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BB wins $48.41
(Rake: $2.54)

yes fattony!

i rather be guy 1 . Sick TR + fat girls>>>>>slim hot girls if you talk about fun .

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round


im kinda drunk so w/e

fat bottomed girls just means big shapely asses

not ridiculously obese

keep banging models then ill attach to fat ladies till i gtfo uNL