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Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (BB): $5.81
UTG: $3.76
CO: $8.41
BTN: $0.75
SB: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to $0.10, 2 folds, SB calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.44, UTG calls $0.34, SB calls $0.34

Flop: ($1.32) A 2 6 (3 players)
SB bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60, UTG raises to $3.32 all in, SB calls $2.72, Hero raises to $5.37 all in, SB calls $1.24 all in

Turn: ($13.76) 3 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($13.76) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)



I'm convinced Full Tilt is on a mission to make me quit poker today. It started off with harmless things like the villain hitting every river, advanced to me losing hands like KK<QQ AIPF, graduated to me losing set over set and ended my day with this.

dumbest play i've seen in quite a while...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($43.05)
BB ($65.30)
UTG ($52)
UTG+1 ($17.30)
Hero ($182)
BTN ($122)

Dealt to Hero A J

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, fold, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

FLOP ($9.25) 5 5 T

BB bets $6, Hero calls $6

TURN ($21.25) 5 5 T J

BB checks, Hero bets $13, BB raises to $54.80 (AI), Hero calls $41.80

RIVER ($130) 5 5 T J 9

Hero shows A J
(Pre 48%, Flop 24.1%, Turn 95.5%)

BB shows 9 9
(Pre 52%, Flop 75.9%, Turn 4.5%)

BB wins $127

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($62.35)
Hero ($63.70)
CO ($7.30)
BTN ($49.50)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

fold, fold, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

FLOP ($3) 5 6 7

SB bets $3, Hero calls $3

TURN ($9) 5 6 7 3

SB bets $9, Hero raises to $22, SB raises to $57.85 (AI), Hero calls $35.85

RIVER ($124) 5 6 7 3 8

Hero shows 4 4
(Pre 48%, Flop 38.6%, Turn 20.5%)

SB shows 9 8
(Pre 52%, Flop 61.4%, Turn 79.5%)

SB wins $122

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($50.25)
BB ($50)
UTG ($49.15)
UTG+1 ($54.20)
CO ($51.35)
Hero ($58.25)

Dealt to Hero T T

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero calls $2, SB raises to $7, fold, fold, Hero raises to $24, SB raises to $50.25 (AI), Hero calls $26.25

FLOP ($103) 3 Q K

TURN ($103) 3 Q K A

RIVER ($103) 3 Q K A 4

Hero shows T T
(Pre 58%, Flop 10.8%, Turn 13.6%)

SB shows A K
(Pre 42%, Flop 89.2%, Turn 86.4%)

SB wins $100

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($162)
BB ($88.25)
UTG ($52.20)
UTG+1 ($71.70)
CO ($34.25)
BTN ($40.70)

Dealt to Hero Q J

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, BB calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50

FLOP ($6) 8 Q T

Hero bets $3.50, BB raises to $13, BTN folds, Hero calls $9.50

TURN ($32) 8 Q T 9

Hero bets $20, BB calls $20

RIVER ($72) 8 Q T 9 3

Hero bets $54, BB calls $53.25 (AI)

Hero shows Q J
(Pre 46%, Flop 17.1%, Turn 76.1%)

BB shows 8 8
(Pre 54%, Flop 82.9%, Turn 23.9%)

Hero wins $175

H1 is lol
H2 is spew
H3 is variance
H4 is ?

whats up for the 10 10 hand?? was it an aggro tard or something? or im I too nitty getting it in with 10 10? and y the massive 4bet

What site do you play at brian?

i was supposed to just jamb there, had a hiccup. I make this play a lot btw when they are squeeze happy .

FTP

meh, i had a plan...

(unfortunately when i envisioned the turn it wasn't a K)

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($247)
BB ($65.45)
UTG ($50.80)
UTG+1 ($75.75)
CO ($32.50)
BTN ($17.55)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

FLOP ($9) 4 9 6

Hero checks, BB bets $7, Hero raises to $21, BB calls $14

TURN ($51) 4 9 6 K

Hero bets $40, BB calls $39.95 (AI)

RIVER ($130) 4 9 6 K T

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 31%, Flop 47.1%, Turn 20.5%)

BB shows K A
(Pre 69%, Flop 52.9%, Turn 79.5%)

BB wins $127

brag: my 10nl session on the Dog tonight. busto to robusto here I come

i keep missing you on IM

lol what in god's name are you doing?

brian you are kinda spewin in some of those spots i think (obv i dont have your reads)

ffs i sent $200 to someone on stars and spelt the name wrong jhgjhgkjgjhgjhg

chances that i can email support and theyll sort it out? im guessing its really slim

i would prop bet that they will sort it out for you, at 1:1 odds (with me taking the side they will fix it)

email asap obv

i just did, only problem is the transaction happened two days ago and ive only just realised.

hopefully the account it went to is no longer used, and they can see theres been no previous link etc and get it back

my godddddd i love stars!

stars

on FTP you wait three days for a response to your email, and its some form reply saying they wont help you

nice u got it bad sir

wow olly your a lucky ****

has anyone read that elements of poker or poker mindset? thoughts on them>?

Anyone else had a big winning session where they felt like crap at the end?

I was flopping top set and TPTK against fish every other hand, and I won exactly 0 stacks...

how is that a winning session if you didnt win anything