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Old 03-30-2010, 07:15 PM   #4951
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Hai guise
I won a flip today.

True story.
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:31 PM   #4952
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fyp and yeah you're right
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Old 03-30-2010, 08:14 PM   #4953
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:17 PM   #4954
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tony: where the **** do you get all these pics?
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:39 PM   #4955
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btw, its awesome to have -4BI session, but then boat>flush somebody for 100bb+ twice.

This was fun hand though (second time):

Cassava Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $85.06
BTN: $47.15
Hero (SB): $75.86
BB: $45.44
UTG: $61.66
MP: $82.82

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with T T
2 folds, CO raises to $1.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.25) J 8 T (3 players)
Hero bets $4.25, BB calls $4.25, CO calls $4.25

Turn: ($18.00) K (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $8.50, CO calls $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

River: ($43.50) K (3 players)
Hero bets $61.36, BB folds, CO calls $61.36

Spoiler:




I was kinda tilted. Shorter stack is huge fish, and he called pre with 100% of possible hands there for sure. Because pacific poker software tilts me, I turned off my HUD, but I didnt remember CO doing anything spectacular.

When I saw the flop and stack sizes, I just knew that this is going to be fun hand to play. Played it terribly, what are ya going to do, right Basically I didnt want to c/r flop, couldnt b/c turn and, after happy dance, figured that they are never ever ever folding high flush on the river, but CO may decide to bet/fold small or check back his marginal flush or smth, so I just ship. Fwiw I thought that BB is going to call with Kx, 2s or straight every time, so I probably misread him.

Obv I prob missed tons of value and quit my session immediatly after this hand
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:40 PM   #4956
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tony: where the **** do you get all these pics?
A much more important question that needs answering is



Or even

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Old 03-30-2010, 09:42 PM   #4957
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I won a flip today.

True story.
u lyin
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:44 PM   #4958
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pretty sweet day in a pretty sweet month

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Old 03-30-2010, 10:24 PM   #4959
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

my note is that villain will spaz shove/call shove with any draw in a 3b pot...

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NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
SB ($142)
Hero ($135)
UTG ($147)
UTG+1 ($101)
CO ($63.50)
BTN ($193)

Dealt to Hero T K

fold, fold, CO raises to $3, fold, fold, Hero raises to $9.50, CO calls $6.50

FLOP ($19.50) 8 7 T

Hero checks, CO bets $13, Hero raises to $71, CO calls $41 (AI)

TURN ($127) 8 7 T 4

RIVER ($127) 8 7 T 4 A

CO shows 5 6
(Pre 41%, Flop 34.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows T K
(Pre 59%, Flop 65.1%, Turn 0.0%)

CO wins $124
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:54 PM   #4960
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why would we check flop when villain is likely to spaz

i dont like the c/r at all
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:17 PM   #4961
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i just need to stop spewing now and all is good




+1000 rakeback
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:19 PM   #4962
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i really hate you sometimes
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:50 PM   #4963
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yeah sure
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:50 PM   #4964
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who is Kristy Gazes? some random ftp pro I've never heard of is on my left in my satty...
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:55 PM   #4965
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7th for $1020 in the Jackson spring champ
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:56 PM   #4966
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F u halfstacking scumbag.
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $14.68
MP2: $5.00
CO: $10.29
BTN: $4.34
Hero (SB): $10.51
BB: $4.85
UTG: $1.95
UTG+1: $5.73
UTG+2: $11.90

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.35, 5 folds, Hero raises to $1.30, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.95

Flop: ($2.70) 3 9 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, UTG+1 raises to $4.43 all in, Hero calls $2.43

Turn: ($11.56) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($11.56) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $11.56
Hero shows A K (a flush, Jack high)
UTG+1 shows A 6 (a flush, Jack high)
Hero wins $5.40
UTG+1 wins $5.39
(Rake: $0.77)
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:01 AM   #4967
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Lol rushaments.

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $11.30
BB: $7.37
UTG: $9.90
MP: $2.97
CO: $6.04
Hero (BTN): $31.17

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K K
2 folds, CO raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $1.00, 1 fold, BB raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $31.17 all in, BB calls $5.37 all in

Flop: ($15.09) 6 3 4

Turn: ($15.09) 6

River: ($15.09) 7

Spoiler:
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:19 AM   #4968
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Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players

CO: $75.00
BTN: $51.60
Hero (SB): $215.40
BB: $75.05
UTG: $32.80

CO posts a big blind ($2)

Pre Flop: ($5.00) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, CO checks, BTN raises to $10, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($40.00) A A 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $10, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($60.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $8, Hero calls $5

River: ($76.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $15.60 all in, Hero calls $13.60

Final Pot: $107.20
BTN shows 7 5 (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero wins $105.20
(Rake: $2.00)
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:27 AM   #4969
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who is Kristy Gazes? some random ftp pro I've never heard of is on my left in my satty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRIRembBbE0
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:36 AM   #4970
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Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players

CO: $75.00
BTN: $51.60
Hero (SB): $215.40
BB: $75.05
UTG: $32.80

CO posts a big blind ($2)

Pre Flop: ($5.00) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, CO checks, BTN raises to $10, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($40.00) A A 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $10, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($60.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $8, Hero calls $5

River: ($76.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $15.60 all in, Hero calls $13.60

Final Pot: $107.20
BTN shows 7 5 (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero wins $105.20
(Rake: $2.00)

I love it
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:41 AM   #4971
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all vs same tilting villain

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617768
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Hero (BB): $150.35
BTN/SB: $104.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J Q
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 8 J 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB calls $6

Turn: ($22.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $15.50, Hero calls $15.50

River: ($53.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $78 all in, Hero calls $78

Final Pot: $209.00
Hero shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
BTN/SB shows 6 4 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $208.50
(Rake: $0.50)

huge betsizing fail

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617769
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Hero (BB): $69.20
BTN/SB: $84.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T J
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 9 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $2, Hero raises to $7, BTN/SB calls $5

Turn: ($17.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN/SB calls $13

River: ($43.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $47.70 all in, BTN/SB calls $47.70

Final Pot: $138.40
Hero shows T J (a straight, Queen high)
BTN/SB mucks T 9
Hero wins $137.90
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617771
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Hero (BB): $136.90
BTN/SB: $51.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J K
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 4 5 T (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB calls $6

Turn: ($22.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN/SB raises to $40 all in, Hero calls $27

River: ($102.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.00
Hero shows J K (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB shows 7 T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $101.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617770
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Hero (BTN/SB): $67.15
BB: $54.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 9
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 9 2 T (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($9.00) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

River: ($24.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $21, Hero raises to $55.15 all in, BB calls $21.55 all in

Final Pot: $109.10
Hero shows 5 9 (a flush, Ten high)
BB mucks J 8
Hero wins $108.60
(Rake: $0.50)
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thanks

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Old 03-31-2010, 01:02 AM   #4973
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all vs same tilting villain

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Hero (BB): $150.35
BTN/SB: $104.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J Q
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 8 J 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB calls $6

Turn: ($22.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $15.50, Hero calls $15.50

River: ($53.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $78 all in, Hero calls $78

Final Pot: $209.00
Hero shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
BTN/SB shows 6 4 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $208.50
(Rake: $0.50)

huge betsizing fail

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617769
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Hero (BB): $69.20
BTN/SB: $84.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T J
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 9 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $2, Hero raises to $7, BTN/SB calls $5

Turn: ($17.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN/SB calls $13

River: ($43.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $47.70 all in, BTN/SB calls $47.70

Final Pot: $138.40
Hero shows T J (a straight, Queen high)
BTN/SB mucks T 9
Hero wins $137.90
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617771
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Hero (BB): $136.90
BTN/SB: $51.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J K
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 4 5 T (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB calls $6

Turn: ($22.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BTN/SB raises to $40 all in, Hero calls $27

River: ($102.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.00
Hero shows J K (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB shows 7 T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $101.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617770
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Hero (BTN/SB): $67.15
BB: $54.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 9
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 9 2 T (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($9.00) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

River: ($24.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $21, Hero raises to $55.15 all in, BB calls $21.55 all in

Final Pot: $109.10
Hero shows 5 9 (a flush, Ten high)
BB mucks J 8
Hero wins $108.60
(Rake: $0.50)

Haha! GG sir.
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Anybody want to 4 table heads up on FT right now? 50 or 100nl.
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