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Old 03-30-2010, 03:13 AM   #4826
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i folded quad aces once because I knew I was beat

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BB: $25.00
Hero (UTG): $48.61
MP: $88.66
CO: $6.25
BTN: $58.10
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with A A A A
Hero requests TIME, 1 fold, MP raises to $0.85, 4 folds

Final Pot: $0.60
MP wins $0.60

kidacao that place lookspretty awesome
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:20 AM   #4827
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i folded quad aces once because I knew I was beat

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BB: $25.00
Hero (UTG): $48.61
MP: $88.66
CO: $6.25
BTN: $58.10
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with A A A A
Hero requests TIME, 1 fold, MP raises to $0.85, 4 folds

Final Pot: $0.60
MP wins $0.60

kidacao that place lookspretty awesome

misclick? AAAA is the best possible bluffing hand in PLO. Anytime you get dealt it its a mandatory 3 street bluff since noone can make the nut flush.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:23 AM   #4828
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naked a bluff has not been profitable at 25plo in my experience.

When people are value shoving thi flushes I don't want to run sophisticated bluffs
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:31 AM   #4829
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Done for the night.

I am FOR SURE shipping kid poker 2c tomorrow.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:40 AM   #4830
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bad fold
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:40 AM   #4831
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I am FOR SURE shipping kid poker 2c tomorrow.
I think his coaching will be a little more expensive tbh..worth a try though I guess.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:42 AM   #4832
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every graph ksight has ever posted reminds me of the flag of papua new guinea

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Old 03-30-2010, 03:44 AM   #4833
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Don't get it.

Do you mean -45 degrees?
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:47 AM   #4834
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAD3wFjqWDc

even if you dont ever read bbv or know who blackgerbil1 is, there's a good chance you will laugh at this
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:27 AM   #4835
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Half way through watching hurt locker. its a long **** film isnt it.
Not as good as i was hoping though :/
the fook?!
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:30 AM   #4836
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

the resuckout

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($98.14)
CO ($50.65)
Hero ($103.89)
SB ($59.65)
BB ($54.11)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN 10 Q
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, CO calls $2

Flop: 3 7 10 ($5.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $4, CO raises to $8, Hero raises to $17, CO calls $9

Turn: 8 ($39.75, 2 players)
CO bets $31.15, Hero calls $31.15

River: 8 ($102.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $102.05
CO shows
6 9
Hero shows
10 Q

Hero wins $99.05 (net +$48.40)

CO lost $50.65
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:54 AM   #4837
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the resuckout

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($98.14)
CO ($50.65)
Hero ($103.89)
SB ($59.65)
BB ($54.11)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN 10 Q
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, CO calls $2

Flop: 3 7 10 ($5.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $4, CO raises to $8, Hero raises to $17, CO calls $9

Turn: 8 ($39.75, 2 players)
CO bets $31.15, Hero calls $31.15

River: 8 ($102.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $102.05
CO shows
6 9
Hero shows
10 Q

Hero wins $99.05 (net +$48.40)

CO lost $50.65
I'd 3b flop bigger. Nh tho.
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:15 AM   #4838
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAD3wFjqWDc

even if you dont ever read bbv or know who blackgerbil1 is, there's a good chance you will laugh at this
ahahahahahahah, priceless sir, that is awesome!
he thinks he crushed nl10 but he couldnt crush a grape, brilliant
he offers to coach someone for money, ****, hahaha
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:22 AM   #4839
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even if you dont ever read bbv or know who blackgerbil1 is, there's a good chance you will laugh at this
[x] NSFW.
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:46 AM   #4840
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[x] NSFW.
unless u use ear phones, which i do, hehehe

quite funny imo
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:00 AM   #4841
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ahahahahahahah, priceless sir, that is awesome!
he thinks he crushed nl10 but he couldnt crush a grape, brilliant
he offers to coach someone for money, ****, hahaha
+1

''Like this ****'s stupidity is so ****ing enourmous it started ****ing messing up the laws of physics and ****.''

Sounds like me when im drunk.
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:13 AM   #4842
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33% won at showdown for the session, effing great
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:17 AM   #4843
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sup bbv
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:51 AM   #4844
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Im such a nit these days.
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Entraction
SB ($9.04)
BB ($10.47)
UTG ($12.25)
Hero ($10.15)
BTN ($22.16)

Dealt to Hero A K

UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.45, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.20) J K 5

SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

TURN ($3.20) J K 5 3

SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.50

RIVER ($8.20) J K 5 3 6

SB bets $5.04 (AI), Hero folds

SB wins $7.80

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Entraction
SB ($11.52)
BB ($10.03)
UTG ($10)
UTG+1 ($12.45)
Hero ($10)
BTN ($9.41)

Dealt to Hero K Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.35, BTN calls $0.35, fold, fold

FLOP ($0.85) 2 J Q

Hero bets $0.60, BTN calls $0.60

TURN ($2.05) 2 J Q 7

Hero bets $1.50, BTN raises to $3, Hero folds

BTN wins $4.80
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:55 AM   #4845
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the fold in h1 is super cool.

if i was capable of making those, i would be a richer guy for sure.
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:59 AM   #4846
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agree, i don't see myself ever folding there and i don't think i'm hardly ever ahead
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:21 AM   #4847
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:25 AM   #4848
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Sigh, If I only was able to do it third time in a ****ing row!

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
4 Players
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Stacks:
CO (€14.42)
Hero (€10.35)
SB (€10.50)
BB (€10)

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 4 players) Hero is BTN A A
CO calls €0.10, Hero raises to €0.45, 2 folds, CO calls €0.35

Flop: 7 Q 5 (€1.05, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets €0.80, CO calls €0.80

Turn: 2 (€2.65, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets €2.30, CO raises to €4.60, Hero goes all-in €9.10, CO calls €4.50

River: J (€20.85, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €20.85
Hero shows a pair of Aces
A A
CO shows three of a kind Deuces
2 2

CO wins €19.85 (net +€9.50)

Hero lost €10.35
G ****ing G man. Pocket deuces. Really?

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Stacks:
CO (€12.80)
BTN (€10.32)
SB (€7.89)
Hero (€10)

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 4 players) Hero is BB 8 8
1 fold, BTN raises to €0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls €0.30

Flop: 3 8 4 (€0.85, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets €0.85, Hero raises to €2.75, BTN calls €1.90

Turn: 7 (€6.35, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in €6.85, BTN calls €6.85

River: J (€20.05, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €20.05
Hero shows three of a kind Eights
8 8
BTN shows three of a kind Jacks
J J

BTN wins €19.05 (net +€9.05)

Hero lost €10

Hero loses it and tilts.

€5/€10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (€1,175)
UTG+1 (€1,960)
CO (€652)
BTN (€1,000)
SB (€1,000)
BB (€1,169)

Pre-Flop: (€15, 6 players) Hero is UTG K K
Hero raises to €40, 3 folds, SB raises to €130, 1 fold, Hero raises to €390, SB calls €260

Flop: 9 A 2 (€790, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero goes all-in €785, SB goes all-in €610

Turn: 7 (€2,185, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 6 (€2,185, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: €2,185
SB shows a pair of aces
K A
Hero shows a pair of kings
K K

SB wins €1,910 (net +€910)

Hero collects €175 (net -€1,000)

Hero starts to cry. And he knows he played last hand bad.
Spoiler:
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:28 AM   #4849
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Their software is pretty much the best there is.
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:37 AM   #4850
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Spew monkey spew.
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $132.40
UTG: $120.85
CO: $18.10
BTN: $87.40
Hero (SB): $99.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with K J
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) 3 K 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($6.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

River: ($16.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BB raises to $32, Hero calls $22

Final Pot: $80.00
BB shows J 8
Hero shows K J
(Rake: $3.00)
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