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Old 03-26-2010, 04:25 PM   #4276
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Poker got me back

sigh

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($111)
BB ($54.70)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($93.60)
CO ($50.75)
BTN ($59.20)

Dealt to Hero 2 2

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.50, fold

FLOP ($4) K 2 J

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $3, Hero raises to $12, UTG+1 calls $9

TURN ($28) K 2 J A

Hero bets $18, UTG+1 calls $18

RIVER ($64) K 2 J A K

Hero bets $79.50 (AI), UTG+1 calls $61.85 (AI)

Hero shows 2 2
(Pre 19%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG+1 shows J J
(Pre 81%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG+1 wins $184


I actually debated c/f on river

shove or c/f
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:31 PM   #4277
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Poker got me back

sigh

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($111)
BB ($54.70)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($93.60)
CO ($50.75)
BTN ($59.20)

Dealt to Hero 2 2

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.50, fold

FLOP ($4) K 2 J

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $3, Hero raises to $12, UTG+1 calls $9

TURN ($28) K 2 J A

Hero bets $18, UTG+1 calls $18

RIVER ($64) K 2 J A K

Hero bets $79.50 (AI), UTG+1 calls $61.85 (AI)

Hero shows 2 2
(Pre 19%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG+1 shows J J
(Pre 81%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG+1 wins $184


I actually debated c/f on river

shove or c/f
That river's sick cos we dont exactly beat much. A few FD combos maybe, KxQ and QT
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:48 PM   #4278
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Backstory: I've been working in a lab for a professor of mine since second semester of my Freshman year. I went to go see him today because now I'm working with him to write a chapter (I'm second author and I get to be published FTW). He tells me I'm looking a bit down and asks what's up. Obviously I've had a sh*tty week so far because everything converged this week due to spring break starting today (so all the tests were this week / last week).

Prof: How old are you now?
Me: I'm 20, but I'm 21 in a little over a month
Prof: You drink beer?
Me: Yes
Prof: You wanna share a beer with me while we write this chapter?
Me: Fyeahhhhhh!!!!

Variance: Going to happy hour in 1.5 hours

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REGS GAME LETS GO GUISE
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:54 PM   #4279
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Prof: How old are you now?
Me: I'm 20, but I'm 21 in a little over a month
Prof: You drink beer?
Me: Yes
Prof: You wanna share a beer with me while we write this chapter?
Me: Fyeahhhhhh!!!!
Prof (after the 1st beer): Would you like another?
Me: Yea sure
Prof: (after 2nd beer): It sure is hot in here, i think ill take off my top.
Me: ...
Prof: So have you got a girlfriend, you're a very good looking boy, you must drive all the girls crazy
Me: y..yeah, i guess
Prof: Wait here I'll get another beer

Later that night on the news:

Reporter: Tonight a young man by the name of Andy Kim has been raped. Police say they have a very strong line of inquiry and hope to make an arrest soon. Stay tuned for more.

FYP
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:58 PM   #4280
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

lol i forgot to put my username in a p2p transfer thread and get a message from a mod telling me i have like 10/100 points now or something. i get banned at 100.
i say "wow ok..."
make another post and put "srooney3 on both sites".
get a message from the mod again saying "2 more times? wow. ok."
send him back ":/ so im at 30%? good to know. my b for messing up so horribly one time on accident. "
get sent back. "
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:/ so im at 30%? good to know. my b for messing up so horribly [/b]three[/b] times on accident.
there's hope for ya yet."
pretty sure i only forgot to put my sn in twice so far. and mod deleted my newer post. pretty cool, but i did get the whopping $40 transfer done

conclusion: mod is being pretty douchey
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:59 PM   #4281
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i Want beer now.
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:04 PM   #4282
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Brag: I have draft beer....in my living room
beat: My keg is nearly gone
Variance: alcoholism.

Getting my kegerator was one of the highlights of my life. My wife even likes it.
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:27 PM   #4283
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:31 PM   #4284
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Quote:
Prof: How old are you now?
Me: I'm 20, but I'm 21 in a little over a month
Prof: You drink beer?
Me: Yes
Prof: You wanna share a beer with me while we write this chapter?
Me: Fyeahhhhhh!!!!
Prof (after the 1st beer): Would you like another?
Me: Yea sure
Prof: (after 2nd beer): It sure is hot in here, i think ill take off my top.
Me: ...
Prof: So have you got a girlfriend, you're a very good looking boy, you must drive all the girls crazy
Me: y..yeah, i guess
Prof: Wait here I'll get another beer

Later that night on the news:

Reporter: Tonight a young man by the name of Andy Kim has been raped. Police say they have a very strong line of inquiry and hope to make an arrest soon. Stay tuned for more.
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FYP
ahahahahahahaha
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:32 PM   #4285
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Brag: I have draft beer....in my living room
beat: My keg is nearly gone
Variance: alcoholism.

Getting my kegerator was one of the highlights of my life. My wife even likes it.
what beer in the keg
i got a carlsberg draughtsmaster, its meh, and dear to run and buy beer for
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:36 PM   #4286
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FYP
Lolololololololl
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:36 PM   #4287
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live poker is excruciatingly slow (yet joyfully easy) if you're primarily an online player. I recommend bringing a portable video game or something.
yay for iphones
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:43 PM   #4288
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FYP
YGOS?
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:46 PM   #4289
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YGOS?
Are YouGOS?











Anyways if your Prof is hot and female then that scenario would be awesome, no? (minus the rape of course... maybe)
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:47 PM   #4290
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YGOS?
Ygos?
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:56 PM   #4291
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I've calmed down now.
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:59 PM   #4292
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Ygos?
ygos?
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Old 03-26-2010, 06:00 PM   #4293
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you're all f-gs














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Old 03-26-2010, 06:38 PM   #4294
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hnngh!

I don't expect him to vbet worse on the river and the turn is a bad card for me. I'm unsure if he can bluff busted draws. He was running at 72/10 and then he does this. Such phaggotry.

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $60.40
BB: $87.60
Hero (UTG): $53.50
MP: $50.00
CO: $230.80
BTN: $40.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) Q 2 J (2 players)
Hero bets $4.00, CO calls $4

Turn: ($12.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, CO calls $10

River: ($32.75) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20.00, Hero folds

Final Pot: $32.75
CO shows A 2
(Rake: $1.60)
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tony got owned imo
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Old 03-26-2010, 06:56 PM   #4296
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btw, two things guys.
First of all, trying to bonuswhore, suffering through HORRIBLE TERRIBLE OMFG TILTING software, just to lose more on the tables than I will get via kickback, will destroy my soul.

Second of all, Im pretty sure that batman/jokej pic is the single best thing in the world. I remember the day I saw it for the first time and I started crying in the middle of a class. Saw it gazzilion times, still funny
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:12 PM   #4297
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i just got a call from my bank that some 1 tryed to hack my bank account. That was a close one...


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Backstory: I've been working in a lab for a professor of mine since second semester of my Freshman year. I went to go see him today because now I'm working with him to write a chapter (I'm second author and I get to be published FTW). He tells me I'm looking a bit down and asks what's up. Obviously I've had a sh*tty week so far because everything converged this week due to spring break starting today (so all the tests were this week / last week).

Prof: How old are you now?
Me: I'm 20, but I'm 21 in a little over a month
Prof: You drink beer?
Me: Yes
Prof: You wanna share a beer with me while we write this chapter?
Me: Fyeahhhhhh!!!!

Variance: Going to happy hour in 1.5 hours

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REGS GAME LETS GO GUISE
thats cool man u must be really ***** smart, but something seems shady about the professor I'd be a little careful if i were u.
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:14 PM   #4298
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yay for iphones
or Droids. playing online poker on the phone FTW
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:28 PM   #4299
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lots of gays itt
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:29 PM   #4300
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what beer in the keg
i got a carlsberg draughtsmaster, its meh, and dear to run and buy beer for

I have a local craft brew in there right now. Found out buddies were coming over for the game, so I ran out and picked up a 1/4 barrel of high life in case I run out.
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