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Old 03-26-2010, 01:13 PM   #4251
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:13 PM   #4252
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@aggo: I have too say that the amount and the tone of racism you read on forums and sites like youtube is ****ing disgusting... And it getting worse as well... I didnt read the thread though, but I prob would agree with you if I did read it.
im not a racist but OMG youtube comments make life worth living
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:17 PM   #4253
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I played live once when I was a superdonk. I even posted a hand where my AA got cracked by T7 or something. My local cardroom actually has some players who have won a fair amount playing pokerz. The manager was 2nd in EPT barcelona a year ago and won a million. A Pokerstars pro plays there sometimes too, Jude Ainsworth.





























Everyone in there is still horrible as hell though.
Dusk till dawn?
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:19 PM   #4254
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calling is beyond awful... the range you gave him is terrible too

also live poker is the most boring thing known to man... i can last like an hour tops before i realize what a terrible mistake ive made by playing and then proceed to get drunk and hit up the pit... way more fun if you ask me

not to mention at every 1/2nl live table ive been at its full of table coaches who have absolutely no idea what they are talking about, people telling their fake and ******ed bad beat stories, and people talking about how online poker is zomg rigged
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craps and blackjack are where it's at

live is fun if you have a buddy or two at your table to get drunk and screw around with (red/black props, play some hands blind or with one hole card exposed, etc.)
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:24 PM   #4255
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craps and blackjack are where it's at

live is fun if you have a buddy or two at your table to get drunk and screw around with (red/black props, play some hands blind or with one hole card exposed, etc.)
cept u cant be a favorite in bj
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:28 PM   #4256
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cept im at a casino

so im there for fun not earning money

the atmosphere at craps and blackjack is usually great, since people tend to win and lose as a group

edit: i lol'd so hard at the final joker face in that batman comic
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:29 PM   #4257
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I usually just lurk, but man am i glad that he didn´t have 9Thh or some **** like that.



No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($16.22)
Hero (Button) ($94.18)
SB ($9.25)
BB ($90.29)
UTG ($51)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($4.50) A, 7, 8 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, 1 fold, BB raises $14, Hero raises $26.50, BB raises $74.79 (All-In), Hero calls $58.79

Turn: ($182.08) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($182.08) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $182.08

Results:
Hero had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
BB had 7, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $179.08
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:45 PM   #4258
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Dusk till dawn?
wut?
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:58 PM   #4259
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Hero (CO): $25.55
BTN: $27.05
SB: $25.00
BB: $25.00
UTG: $28.60
MP: $29.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 3 3
2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BTN raises to $1.15, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.65) 3 5 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.15, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $3.85

Turn: ($14.65) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN raises to $19.90 all in, Hero calls $8.40 all in

River: ($51.45) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.45
Hero shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
BTN shows 7 7 (a straight, Three to Seven)
BTN wins $48.95
(Rake: $2.50)
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:14 PM   #4260
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I've seen it a hundred times and I can't stop myself from cracking up!
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:15 PM   #4261
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i know, its brilliant!
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:56 PM   #4262
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im getting really sick of run bad

whats the best tilt relieve except just taking ur roll out\/ another 50/20 runner runner, **** this
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:58 PM   #4263
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this mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7deClndzQw
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:00 PM   #4264
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im getting really sick of run bad

whats the best tilt relieve except just taking ur roll out\/ another 50/20 runner runner, **** this

Theres no way u run that bad, you must win sometime. Are you actually losing tons of $?
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:13 PM   #4265
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Theres no way u run that bad, you must win sometime. Are you actually losing tons of $?
well since feb 11th, when i moved up heres my graph, now im down 700 tho what ever this ev bollix means i should be up 2bis, thats 800 difference, thats like 16bis, to me its fu poker, tho, its also leaks too, i mean only being up 2bis over that card sample if poor, but i just seem to get constant rape

maybe ev is aload of wank, but its just constant suck out after suck out after rape after runner runner runner runner, its annoying as ****kkkkk,

should add, im sick of even moaning, and ppl run far ffar worst, but as a recreational player, its sick as f**** watching ******s runnng 60/20 hitting 2 outers constantly

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Old 03-26-2010, 03:17 PM   #4266
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also that batman vrs joker, is funny as ****
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:20 PM   #4267
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run bad sucks

play more volume

poker is a sick sick b-tch and it will never change
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:21 PM   #4268
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it seems u do run that bad
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:30 PM   #4269
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The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $25.15
Hero (MP): $52.85
CO: $63.15
BTN: $31.70
SB: $44.30
BB: $4.20

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, CO raises to $2.50, BTN calls $2.50, SB calls $2.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13, 2 folds, SB calls $10.50

Flop: ($31.25) 7 9 T (2 players)
SB bets $30, Hero raises to $39.85 all in, SB calls $1.30 all in

Turn: ($93.85) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($93.85) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $93.85
Hero mucks A A
SB shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
SB wins $90.85
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:34 PM   #4270
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run bad sucks

play more volume

poker is a sick sick b-tch and it will never change
i know, need to man it up, one day im due extreme run good, roll on this ****ing time
its hard to play volume when u get raped all the time, tho rakeback is keeping me a float, ive just dropped down below 20bis, dunno wtf the day tbh

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it seems u do run that bad
meh, it seems i do, i dunno wtf ive done wrong, hehe
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:58 PM   #4271
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well today is pointless so far

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Old 03-26-2010, 04:05 PM   #4272
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how you like them apples?

** Hand # 3231549826 starting - 2010-03-26 20:41:19
** Unibet Open 4 [Hold'em] (1|2 NL - Cash Game) Real Money

Hero sitting in seat 1 with €365.55[Dealer]
grosso333 sitting in seat 2 with €311.86
KilgorT sitting in seat 3 with €329.70
654918150 sitting in seat 4 with €121.10
doegel sitting in seat 5 with €200.00
Thanattos sitting in seat 6 with €212.05
grosso333 posted the small blind - €1.00
KilgorT posted the big blind - €2.00

** Dealing cards to Hero: 5d, 7d
654918150 folded
doegel folded
Thanattos folded
Heroraised to €6.00
grosso333 raised to €19.00
KilgorT folded
Hero called - €19.00

** Dealing the flop: 7s, 7c, 7h
grosso333 bet - €20.00
Hero raised to €52.00
grosso333 went all-in - €272.86
Hero called - €292.86

** Dealing the turn: 9h

** Dealing the river: 2c
grosso333 shows: As, Ad
Hero shows: 5d, 7d
Hero wins €622.72 from the main pot

Rake: €3


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Hero (BTN): $365.55
SB: $312.86
BB: $331.70
UTG: $121.10
MP: $200.00
CO: $212.05

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 5 7
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $19, 1 fold, Hero calls $13

Flop: ($40.00) 7 7 7 (2 players)
SB bets $20.00, Hero raises to $52, SB raises to $292.86, Hero calls $240.86

Turn: ($625.72) 9 (2 players)

River: ($625.72) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $625.72
Hero shows 5 7
SB shows A A
Hero wins $622.72
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:06 PM   #4273
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Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $50.00
MP: $47.60
CO: $65.55
BTN: $59.50
SB: $43.30
Hero (BB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T T
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($7.00) 4 7 5 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.75, MP calls $4.75, CO folds, SB folds

Turn: ($16.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $10???,

the only read on the villain is that he didnt rebuy.

I really like leading the flop. c/c sux and puts me in tons of fugly spots later on. c/r sux too, c/f is crazy etc etc. They will check back a ton and I dont want to see another card.
std bet/fold turn?

Spoiler:
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:15 PM   #4274
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($51)
BB ($36.45)
UTG ($73.40)
UTG+1 ($90.90)
Hero ($61.80)
BTN ($46)

Dealt to Hero K Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

FLOP ($6) K 5 3

SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.50, BTN folds, SB calls $4.50, BB folds

TURN ($15) K 5 3 2

SB checks, Hero bets $10.50, SB calls $10.50

RIVER ($36) K 5 3 2 6

SB checks, Hero bets $45.30 (AI), SB calls $34.50 (AI)

SB shows K J
(Pre 29%, Flop 13.9%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero shows K Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 86.1%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero wins $102


might be the first time in weeks fish didnt show up with K4
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:21 PM   #4275
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well coolered, fish. nah seriously though,



































well coolered
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