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Old 03-25-2010, 02:27 AM   #4026
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

i had a pretty good feeling what his little turn bet meant and yet i still raised, is that bad?

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SB ($59.15)
BB ($50)
UTG ($44.80)
UTG+1 ($54.90)
CO ($111)
Hero ($63)

Dealt to Hero 3 3

fold, fold, CO raises to $2, Hero calls $2, fold, fold

FLOP ($4.75) 6 7 2

CO bets $2.50, Hero raises to $9, CO calls $6.50

TURN ($22.75) 6 7 2 3

CO bets $2.50, Hero raises to $20, CO raises to $37.50, Hero raises to $52 (AI), CO calls $14.50

RIVER ($126) 6 7 2 3 3

CO shows A T
(Pre 50%, Flop 56.0%, Turn 77.3%)

Hero shows 3 3
(Pre 50%, Flop 44.0%, Turn 22.7%)

Hero wins $123
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:27 AM   #4027
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Yeah, I shoved and he snapped me up with JJ. Binked a 3 on the turn though. Needless to say he was not a happy camper.
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:28 AM   #4028
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

my favorite hand of the day


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $40.30
BB: $50.00
UTG: $64.20
Hero (MP): $95.00
CO: $190.05
BTN: $61.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with A A
UTG raises to $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.75) A 8 K (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG calls $5.50

Turn: ($20.75) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $13.75, UTG raises to $27.50, Hero raises to $85 all in, UTG calls $26.70 all in

River: ($129.15) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:35 AM   #4029
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Nice trap by villain lol
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:46 AM   #4030
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Dear Kimmy,

First let me say it is an absolute joy to hear testimony from a precious young lady like yourself. It makes me proud that someone at your age is already reading the Left Behind Series. If you were a student at Landover Baptist University, you wouldn’t get to that series of books until the second year of your post-graduate studies in American English Literature. That you’ve already have read them, and have a firm understanding of the iron-clad, unavoidable future that awaits all Christ-fearing folks, is a testament to the success of our home schooling program.
This forum is for people in a University?!?

I think I just fainted
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:52 AM   #4031
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:59 AM   #4032
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1 more chapter to goooooo
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:21 AM   #4033
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against TAG

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MP: $52.00
CO: $115.40
BTN: $50.00
SB: $69.05
Hero (BB): $64.40
UTG: $62.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K A
UTG calls $0.50, MP raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.75) 6 J 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: ($6.75) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

River: ($17.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $9.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $28, MP requests TIME

meh I don't like the way I played the hand. Obviously should just 3b pre oop. When he checked the flop and bet the turn I don't think he can have much more than a weak jack. I don't think he has more than a weak top pair on the river here, unless he spiked 2 pair with 76. I think I bet waaaay too small on the end. Thoughts, aside from 3b pre? I c\c turn w/ intention of bluffing any non A or K (which have showdown value obv), which might be dumb @ 50nl but I wanted to try it out.
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:25 AM   #4034
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Why do you c/c turn?
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:33 AM   #4035
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3 bet pre... as played lead the turn and the river if you want to take any type of believable line that you have a hand
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:36 AM   #4036
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w/ intention of bluffing most rivers because top pair shouldn't call. Probably suicidal spew at 50. I'm sure folding is probably better but I wanted to try something new out.

I think a turn raise is going to look more like a bluff or semi bluff, because I'd have such a small value raise range. A few more hands can beat him on the river, although probably not many that I'd call with OOP, but he doesn't know that.

I mean I'm fairly certain its a dumb move at 50 and probably higher, but I'm overrolled and trying new things out at times. Some have worked, some haven't.

I think I put more faith in someone laying down anything to a river check raise than is smart. And tried to look at his range and make a play without looking at my range.

I don't think I'm very good at hold em, so like I said just trying out some new things. I don't have quite the BR to comfortably play 50plo but I have like 45BI which is more than fine for holdem so I don't mind spewing a bit if I learn from it.

I'd usually 3b pre, but the guy seemed pretty tight. I think it would be +EV to 3b pre to collect dead money but I didn't choose to do that this time.

Guy tank called with QJ which I guess is about what I would expect esp considering a relatively small raise.

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Old 03-25-2010, 04:07 AM   #4037
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
i cant believe that anyone thought this was real in any way lol

the whole site is obv one huge level

still funny tho

but i mean c'mon now, how can you not identify that as people clowning on christians in like 2sec

there is a poster with the TrueChristian(tm) title that has a picture of Dick Cheney is his signature with the quote "JESUS LOVES DICK" ffs
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Old 03-25-2010, 04:33 AM   #4038
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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NL Holdem $0.02(BB) IPoker
SB ($1.85)
BB ($5.80)
UTG ($2.15)
UTG+1 ($5.12)
UTG+2 ($1.63)
MP1 ($1.12)
MP2 ($5)
CO ($0.79)
Hero ($1.02)

Dealt to Hero J K

fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $0.02, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.02, SB calls $0.01, BB checks

FLOP ($0.08) Q T 4

SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.02, SB folds, BB calls $0.02, MP1 folds

TURN ($0.12) Q T 4 9

BB bets $0.06, Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $1.02, Hero calls $0.68 (AI)

RIVER ($2.08) Q T 4 9 2

Hero shows J K
(Pre 75%, Flop 89.8%, Turn 96.6%)

BB shows 8 J
(Pre 25%, Flop 10.2%, Turn 3.4%)

Hero wins $1.95
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Old 03-25-2010, 04:43 AM   #4039
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Why is it, everytime you don't realise someone is in a hand, they raise..
hate that too, which as ipoker has ****ed about alot with these software its really easy done


I've just got these links and read this thread, wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!! this has me lol very hard irl http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39377

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I have been dating this girl for a while now and shes a little more "advanced" sexually than myself. We have decided to forgo traditional sex until marriage and until i can convert her to Baptism (formally a budist i know right!!) anyway she want me to knock down her back door? any insight to what this might be? I dont want to ask her and feel embarased and i cant ask my friends or family for risk of it being somthing bad and risk being ostersized. I really need help with this. I really care for this girl and want it to work out and cant let her down. SHe is one of those you would do anything for. If she wants me to cross the world for her i would so If she wants me at her back door thats where ill be and ill know it down with full force. Soon as i learn what that is...........
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:34 AM   #4040
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Finally could make TableScan Turbo work.. so i sit at this fish's table hoping to get his money. I couldnt imagine that the reg was gonna give me his chips as well.

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Hero ($25.10)
BB ($21)
UTG ($38.85)
UTG+1 ($25)
CO ($38.35)
BTN ($51.40)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2.75, fold, UTG+1 calls $2

FLOP ($5.75) 8 9 7

Hero bets $4, UTG+1 calls $4

TURN ($13.75) 8 9 7 9

Hero bets $18.35 (AI), UTG+1 calls $18.25 (AI)

RIVER ($50.25) 8 9 7 9 K

UTG+1 shows T T
(Pre 19%, Flop 41.4%, Turn 22.7%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 58.6%, Turn 77.3%)

Hero wins $47.80



Few hands later, same table, same villain.


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BB ($5.20)
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CO ($33.45)
BTN ($10.05)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3.25, fold, UTG+1 calls $2.50

FLOP ($6.75) 7 K J

Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls $5

TURN ($16.75) 7 K J A

Hero bets $48 (AI), UTG+1 calls $21.85 (AI)

RIVER ($60.45) 7 K J A 4

UTG+1 shows 9 T
(Pre 22%, Flop 33.9%, Turn 29.5%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 78%, Flop 66.1%, Turn 70.5%)

Hero wins $57.50
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:40 AM   #4041
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there is a poster with the TrueChristian(tm) title that has a picture of Dick Cheney is his signature with the quote "JESUS LOVES DICK" ffs
LOL!

ps. I wonder, would I do much more money if I concentrated playing, rather than browsing here...damn you bbv!
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:57 AM   #4042
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auts self ban yourself for a week and grind
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:00 AM   #4043
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What's this PTR poker report card about (got it from tableratings.com)? Probably utter bollox but could be fun to post it here.

PRE-FLOP TIGHTNESS:
You are 5% tighter than optimal. Good Work! A
PRE-FLOP AGGRESSION:
You are 26% more aggressive than optimal. Be somewhat less aggressive. C
FLOP AGGRESSION:
You are 36% more aggressive than optimal. Be a lot less aggressive! D+
TURN AGGRESSION:
You are 26% more aggressive than optimal. Be somewhat less aggressive. C
RIVER AGGRESSION:
You are 2% less aggressive than optimal. Good Work! A+
SHOWDOWN FREQUENCY:
You showdown 5% less often than optimal. Good Work! A+
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:06 AM   #4044
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auts self ban yourself for a week and grind
That doesnt help with the rest of internet >:
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:22 AM   #4045
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$0.25/$0.5 NL HOLD'EM (2 max) on Full Tilt Poker by ********************** SUBJECT GRADE
PRE-FLOP TIGHTNESS: You are 1% tighter than optimal. Good Work!
PRE-FLOP AGGRESSION: You are 2% more aggressive than optimal. Good Work! FLOP AGGRESSION: You are 2% less aggressive than optimal. Good Work!
TURN AGGRESSION: You are 2% more aggressive than optimal. Good Work! RIVER AGGRESSION: You are 3% more aggressive than optimal. Good Work! SHOWDOWN FREQUENCY: You showdown 14% less often than optimal. Think about going to showdown more.
RAKEBACK EARNINGS: You would have earned $1,198.53 if you had ********************** Rakeback! $1,198.53 OVERALL GRADE:


/sample size

tbh I wouldn't put much stock in it. It just compares your style to the top winners at your level (and it doesn't say if its most $$ or highest BB/100, both of which could skew results a ton)
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:22 AM   #4046
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when you get all rankings to A+ you win the pokerz
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:20 AM   #4047
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[ ] games are dead on 25NL, never play on that limit nor on Stars if i Play uNL
But Villain was getting it way too high as a level than average 100/200NL reg I play o_O


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $26.55
BB: $41.55
UTG: $25.35 =
Hero (MP): $40.80

CO: $77.90
BTN: $25.85

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A K
UTG raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $40.80, UTG calls $17.35 all in

Flop: ($51.05) Q 3 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($51.05) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($51.05) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $51.05
UTG shows 7 7
Hero shows A K
Hero wins $48.50
(Rake: $2.55)

Same dude but then without dynamics 3bet/4bet yet + he isolated 100% from BTN imo -> 3bet


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: $27.55
CO: $35.40
BTN: $25.00
Hero (SB): $42.00
BB: $78.60
UTG: $26.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Q T
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, 1 fold, BTN raises to $1, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BTN calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 5 A 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.00, BTN calls $5

Turn: ($18.50) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($18.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $18.50
BTN shows Q T
Hero shows Q T
Hero wins $8.80
BTN wins $8.80
(Rake: $0.90)
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:39 AM   #4048
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Lol looks like a lot of you got a kick from that site.

Also Im pretty sure that this is real Dan. There is a site call landoverbaptist.org which is a fake site but I think that the site I linked, which is a .net, is real.

I've heard the "You're are partially to blame for being raped if you dress slutty" argument before. There are also definitly people who believe that women are property of men and should be beaten etc etc. These guys are probably so genuinely brainwashed and sheltered that this is really how they act.
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:15 AM   #4049
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Getting it in with 77 is the same as getting it in with JJ imo vs. a standard reg UTG vs. UTG+1, seeing as 88-JJ isn't going to be in your UTG 3bet/5bet shove range if your both decent players, so his 4bet/call obviously isn't gonna be profitable, but it's just as bad as getting it in with JJ, which I'm sure we wouldn't have seen if he did.
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:25 AM   #4050
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is that how it works? no wonder my PTR grades are so high then...theyre being compared against themselves
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